All users must have valid e-mail addresses !!!

[Torsten]

I have noticed that some users don't have valid e-mail addresses. I am trying to keep the software lean and security high, so I am deleting any profiles that are not needed anymore.

To find out if the profile is still in use, I send out an e-mail every now and then.

If this mail bounces then the profile is deleted (along with all your information and post number).

If it doesn't bounce but remains unanswered then I will send another one. If it still remains unanswered then I will delete that profile.

Also a reminder for all new members:

* you need to e-mail me once you have your profile set up.

* you need to post your first post within a couple of days of receiving your confirmation or you profile may be deleted again. You only need to post once - it is a nice idea to introduce yourself to the forum anyway.

So PLEASE everybody, keep your e-mail addresses up to date. If you don't want other forum members to see your address, you can choose to have it unlisted (in your profile settings) - only the administrator (me) can then access it.

Thank you for co-operating.

[Chemical Shaman]

[Adrian]

lol

Chemical Shaman!

Ironically, you are my answer to a cheap, fun-filled and drug free night at home.

sorry T & D,

I know I should'nt give encouragement.

"If we are what we eat, that makes me cheap, fast & easy" -Sawit Somware

[This message has been edited by Adrian (edited 17 April 2002).]

[Darklight]

If you knew how badly I needed to see that CS, you would have posted something else Congratulations sweetie, you just made my morning.

[Guest mandragora]

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Edited April 17, 2007 by mandragora

[spiraleyes]

let the cats die

[Torsten]

"Please think of the kittens"

Unlikely! That's the last thing I would think of. (unless you're into furry things)

[Darklight]

Originally posted by Torsten:

(unless you're into furry things) /B]

Please! *simper* don't encourage him...you know what he's like...

[t st tantra]

i think of pussies quite often,but theres too many cats already,more masturbation is needed to save native wildlife.

i thought it was cs who killed a kitten every time he masturbates,keep it up !

if nothing else at least i can now spell masturbate.

t s t .

[Adrian]

Noooo.

Spare our fury friends.

I think there’s a relevant passage in the bible somewhere, along the lines of: ...and ye who cannot keep thy pussy under control at night shall be smite (smitted?) by the wrath of the almighty one and thy who willingly obey the serpent...etc, etc

So it is up to the owner not to let their pussy out irresposnibly.

As for self-gratification there may be a loophole here http://basementshaman.com/novadreamer.html if you don't touch it it don't count

and for the cautious http://216.121.110.113/selfgratification.htm

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[Auxin]

GUYS- Masturbation cleans out those old expired sperm cells. It is a mater of health that a guy should ejaculate a MINIMUM of once every 2-3 months if he ever plans to have kids. You should keep those organs clean inside and out. As the founder of methodism said 'cleanliness is next to godliness' so be like god and masturbate

[Torsten]

Originally posted by Auxin:

Masturbation cleans out those old expired sperm cells.

This is a funny one, but soooooo true! When I was at boarding school one of my friends used to brag about how much sex he was getting. He was down to earth and honest. Also quite rich and he hung out with his big bro and his dad on weekends in casinos etc, so we never doubted him.

One day he started complaining about a pain in his groin and put it down to sport or lunchtime scruffs. A couple of days later it had gotten so bad (he couldn't walk) that we dobbed him into the headmasters who called the doctor immediately. After the doctors visit our friend disappeared in the toilet for 'a little too long' with the occasional yelp emerging.

We were his friends..... but also cruel teenage schoolboys, so we made him tell us what happened. Turns out he had a blockage in the spermduct and the doctors 'prescription' was to have a wank. A bit of reading turned up that blockages occurr only after looooong periods of sexual inactivity. Not quite the stud he made out to be ... but are they ever?

It left me wondering what catholics do when they get such a blockage? It also left me wondering what the optimum frequency is for cleaning it out, so ...... from then on I erred on the safe side

[somnif]

It left me wondering what catholics do when they get such a blockage?

As an Aborted Catholic [TM] (ie never quite

made it all the way through) I suspect that

it, as with many rules created by the church,

has been made because it is impossible *not*

to break.

The Catholic church is very big into

emphasising human failability and also

cultivating guilt associated with these

failings.

One mechanism which they have which I must

admit has some degree of psychological

benefit is the idea of confession (in which

whatever "sins" have been commited would

be absolved): the idea ties in with the

above idea of emphasising failability.

When forced along to confession at school

I used to suggest that my sin was possibly

that I was an atheist which used to lead to

more than an hour of intense theological

discussion of whether, as far as I was

concerned this was a sin or not.

Anyway, in answer to Torsten's question I

would suggest that catholics do not get

such a blockage. Which is a round about way

to say that some rules are designed to be

broken.

[DaNozz Direct]

It's amazing to see just how powerful CS's posts are - he has turned an otherwise boring announcement aboot passwords into catholic dudes masturbating.

[Auxin]

Its good to use announcements like this as a place to talk about catholic masturbation and such because it keeps the announcements at the top of the list longer, that way more people see them.

[Torsten]

are you saying my initial post was a wank??

[DaNozz Direct]

Yeah - it wanked.

[Gwydion]

Hey Adrian, I believe the correct form of the verb for which you seek is "smut".

For example, "Because that old biblical dude slept with his daughters they were smut".

[Darklight]

Originally posted by Gwydion:

For example, "Because that old biblical dude slept with his daughters they were smut".

Is that the past tense of smite?

[Gwydion]

That depends if you're into S&M, don't it?