Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double dies in badger den

[Seldom]

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

SAD END: Gordon Ramsay's dwarf doppelganger Percy Foster (inset) has been found dead in a badger's den. PerthNow

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

http://www.heraldsun...6-1226137701868

Edited April 24, 2012 by bulls on parade

[applesnail]

maybe the swearing chef gassed the little guy as he was stealing his limelight either way he wont be driving his bmw or sippin any soda's from his diamond encrusted soda stream! But atleast the munchkin got his wick wet starring in porn, thats gotta be every male dwarfs dream i know its my little guy in my trousers dream!

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

As much as i loved this story, im pretty sure its a hoax..

although i only base this on my massive knowledge of midget porn LOL

[MorteiN]

Ramsays head looks more leathery.

And the dwarf looks like he used some tomato sauce as zinc...

Sexy little fella...

[etherealdrifter]

article was subtitled:

nos sucking badger wannabe waves his tinytodger at minihole in one and sinks his own Meles meles deathstar

[Seldom]

poor lil' fella

[Chef's Foreskin]

I just wanna say (My Opinion so dont start givin me shit) If this IS true this poor bloke died and I dont think it should be a joke... if anyone here died in a crappy situation I defs would not post it making it sound funny.

Like I said, just my opinion so dont hack on me

[etherealdrifter]

if i died i today , sorry but i would totally would want cunts making jokes and shit and mimicking my stances and stuff. espech if i was found with my pants down or off in a hole in the ground

lifes tooooo short.....even in death

[Seldom]

you can google the title of the movies that he was in.. and "Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar." reading about him its impossible to say he wouldn't be a massive character

a fatal badger attack on a celebrity lookalike pornstar with dwarfism is just not something you see every day..

[vual]

yes if this is true its no laughing matter, very curiouse on how he deceided to enter the badger den in the first place, strange way to commit suicide, i couldnt think of a worse way to do it, maybe the poor bugger just was a little adventurer and wanted to check out what goes on up there... shit maybe its a common past time of dwarfs to climb into small spaces big people cant get 0_o

[2Deep2Handle]

... shit maybe its a common past time of dwarfs to climb into small spaces big people cant get 0_o

 

Almost certainly this! I just concocted images of me standing around with several midgets hyperactivly running around, in and out of tight spaces in front of me that i for one know i could not fit in :S