Zen Peddler Posted November 14, 2011 I went to the Gathering/Harvest festival out at bumfuck - I mean Werribee. It was crowded and there were hour longs lines for everything - coupons to get a drink, for the actual drinbk, for food even longer, and the toilets were the same. So we all started going behind the tents. While urinating two blokes arrived so I turned and a bird was standing there. She looked me in the eye, looked at my dick and then promptly dropper her pants and pissed right in front of me while maintaining eye contact. Strangely I couldnt look away from her eyes. It was creepy. Gross part was she whiped with paper and then dumped the sodden paper on the ground with all the rest. I looked around and there must have been 200 people urinating at that stage to avoid the hour long lines... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dworx Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) abandoned Edited April 4, 2013 by dworx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ErraneousHerbalist Posted November 14, 2011 That would have been awkward/pleasant.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted November 19, 2011 A common problem. Was it a raven or a parrot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheather Posted November 19, 2011 Likely a parrot if she's at Harvest. Ravens are too dark and dreary for such a scene. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coin Posted November 19, 2011 I think you mean wiped, not whiped ..... lol - what a thread It just sounds like a scene that should have taken place in a shower (I wish there was a supergrin emoticon) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
