Coschi Posted May 2, 2007 I've had enough, fuck, FUCK sorry You wanna hear the WORST (in my opinion) song ever Ever EVER !?!?! http://www.myspace.com/jacksonjacksonmusic "Cats Rats and Pigeons" ARHGABAHARGGGG!!!!!!!!! ewww Yeah look it's not such a big thing but hearing this song twice a day on JJJ of all places (good music, good music ... in my opinion) WTF ?? Ps: music is very subjective, i have no right to call something shit, or crap, or junk, or bad. so i clearly state 'in my opinion' i'd actually be interested to hear if anyone out there likes this song... yeah the topic, so this fucking song gets me everytime What gets you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 2, 2007 My pet hate is ugly people. Which, I guess is kinda like throwing heavy objects around a fragile surrounding (now, whats that old saying? Ahh, yes, throwing rocks in glass houses!), since I'm about as sexy as a smashed crab... Even still, they shouldnt be allowed in my line of view. They are too plentiful in these parts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 2, 2007 (edited) You absolute prick!!! that's a terrible thing to say!!! ahh but you're alright ace, good value so we'll let you get away with that one actually i have a friend who would say exactly the same thing... hmm.. actually, i might.. no no no Ace !!! edit: Down here in Melbourne we are sexy'a'plenty my friend, comprende? Edited May 2, 2007 by Sphinx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 2, 2007 Haha, just stirrin I'm an all round happy chappy - except for the general lack of $ to fund my cactus hobby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Warrioe-Sage Posted May 2, 2007 Things that make ya go ARGH !! !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_cKwRc7xfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2qiKnbTTQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Warrioe-Sage Posted May 2, 2007 feelin the buzz/haze a little to much to think clearly!?pop some pain pills(i use ibuprofen).to clear your mind up!!hehe!!.....just a s k n Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBumpy Posted May 2, 2007 Fat chicks in string bikinis. -bumpy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 3, 2007 Is there so few of us who get pissed off about really basic shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 3, 2007 I hate loggin into the Corroborree and no-one else makes interesting posts, or I make a few and no one replies for hours. Especially when I'm bored - it forces me to actually work haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 3, 2007 Yeah i check for new posts about four times every 10 minutes i reckon (yes that's right) when i'm at my desk.. it's like a procrastination thing i think, i begin to work but then i 'oh yeah i'll check that first' and bugger if no one says anything then i go work! nah usually then i see what nookers are up to or look up some interesting facts DID YOU KNOW: The word assassin is derived from a religious sect of Ismaili Muslims called Hashshashin. They specialised in executions, usually politically motivated. Their name 'Hashshashin' literally means "eaters of hashish" as they were always high on hash when performing their executions now i don't know about you, but a good hit of hash usually gives me fluttery eyelids, shakes, rushes, and basically i'm fucked and can't really move all that well... not exactly the state where i'd be charged to go assassinate someone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 3, 2007 I am excactly the same - addicted to the forums And I totally know where ya coming from with the procrastination thing - i think its time to hold an intervention! Ahh, the old Hash-eating muslims Lucky and sadistic bastards Thanks Sphinxie I have now learnt that the word Assassin was derived from Hash! Now, I bet there arent too many people who know that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesus On Peyote Posted May 3, 2007 Thanks Sphinxie smile.gif I have now learnt that the word Assassin was derived from Hash! Now, I bet there arent too many people who know that! Lol, i dident know that, but we gotta make sure the media dont find out or else they will link hash with murder Or link up the whole drugs/muslim/killer theme :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
occidentalis Posted May 3, 2007 DID YOU KNOW:The word assassin is derived from a religious sect of Ismaili Muslims called Hashshashin. They specialised in executions, usually politically motivated. Their name 'Hashshashin' literally means "eaters of hashish" as they were always high on hash when performing their executions In a couple of Umberto Eco's books (Baudolino and Foucault's Pendulum) the original assasins are mentioned. If his account (in fictional books) is accurate, the assassins were young men kidnapped from their homes and taken to an isolated fort high on a mountain that was impossible to attack or escape from. There they were given several months of absolute paradise - allowed to live in luxury with the best food, beautiful women on demand, and anything else they might want. All while being kept stoned all the time by their captors. As soon as they were completely psychologically dependent on this lifestyle, it was stripped from them and they were told that they must do their master's bidding to get it back. This usually consisted of assassinating someone. They were so desperate to get their life of luxury and stonedness back that they would go to any lengths to carry out the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naja naja Posted May 3, 2007 (edited) Wat really shits me is just goin to my greenhouse and seeing that a fuckin Rat has gone through and tasted most of my TBM's, knocked a large Eileen pup off and generally just trashed the joint! Sum rats are gona fuckin die tonight!!!! Rat shot anyone Edited May 3, 2007 by naja naja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 3, 2007 In a couple of Umberto Eco's books (Baudolino and Foucault's Pendulum) the original assasins are mentioned. If his account (in fictional books) is accurate, the assassins were young men kidnapped from their homes and taken to an isolated fort high on a mountain that was impossible to attack or escape from. There they were given several months of absolute paradise - allowed to live in luxury with the best food, beautiful women on demand, and anything else they might want. All while being kept stoned all the time by their captors. As soon as they were completely psychologically dependent on this lifestyle, it was stripped from them and they were told that they must do their master's bidding to get it back. This usually consisted of assassinating someone. They were so desperate to get their life of luxury and stonedness back that they would go to any lengths to carry out the job. Wow umm... wow wow man .. wow WOW that would rock, except for when it was stripped but WOW CAN YOU IMAGINE ?!?! Tough luck Naja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conan Troutman Posted May 3, 2007 man i love stupid facts like that...did you know the human anus can stretch to the circumference of a CD bit off topic Break out the valerian naja its time to do some pied piping... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 3, 2007 Owww jesus christ man that's not cool at all! I won't even ask how you 'know' that Hey has anyone ever seen a green flower?? i was thinking about this the other day Did you know there is a black hole in Siberia? Oh yes yes! apparently anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 3, 2007 the human anus can stretch to the circumference of a CD Like Sphinx said - how the hell does some one find that out? I supose there are plenty of kinky buggers out there... Ouch!! I've seen a green flower Didnt know about the Black Hole - sounds like a WS theory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dodie Posted May 3, 2007 I'm pretty sure there are rose growers down in Melbourne that grow green ones.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted May 3, 2007 (edited) Pet hates.... mornings tailgaters commercial radio (including JJJ in that set now, why not its basically "comin up next, whoever we're getting fat checks from to flog this month!") work water restrictions people that don't say hello when my bub says hello to them, but then glare at me when I say "its ok bub, some people are just rude dont take it personally" renting in general bigots (bummer, living in qld) my christian neighbours habit of joyous singing at 5am mondays, piano playing at 10pm wednesdays dodgy fruit and veg whining about petrol prices (can you make it yourself cheaper? no? shutup then, its a luxury not a basic human right. same goes for broadband, phone service and being able to have a swimming pool) acronymical crime shows the death of the glass house channel 7 pointless points I'm The Man-ism and hafta agree, the act has a fair few ugly people... i dunno if its the people or that 9 outta 10 of em look like they get dressed from the seconds bin at best n less (trackies and more trackies, interspersed with the odd cardi outbreak, uncle arthur, lookout!) But go to toowoomba sometimes, its the same thing with more beanies and inbreeding (meant to be about a 150 thou ppl out there or something, but you only see the same couple dozen heads or faces over and over again, scary. you see couples around that are OBVIOUSLY related but they don't seem to have noticed that. Scary stuff. and of course.... haters there are more green flowers than black ones. Siberia IS a hole, why get more specific? And plenty o people have shown that hash - assassin thing to be silly, connected only that "hashish" means grass and Islam mystics see humans and human existence as so much grass blowing around and away in the winds of Allah, etc. Probably connotations of reaping etc in there as well. If hash made you a killer, Britain would be a much scarier place than it seems to be. Anslinger etc back in the good old days DID drag up the hasashcin thing in an attempt to backup claims that it was a Killer Demon Weed With Roots in Hell. There was (and still is ) the Thuggee cults in india, they liked their hash and ritualistic strangulation for a laugh. And other people who's christmas party you just don't go to. Personally, the Garden sounds nice in accounts (which vary a lot, they rekcon marco polo made this up more or less) but I have to say, I'm a fan of beautiful women on a volunteer basis, rather than an on demand service. imagine (if it was true) what old Hassan would be feeding THEM to keep them that supplicant... nasty shit. Now if that was true, she'd be a much better grower in colder regions haha, bottom heat! nice and stinky from the sulfur too. The anal CD thing has a lot to do with Molly Meldrum I hear. take care you pack of mutants GD Edited May 3, 2007 by greendreams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coschi Posted May 3, 2007 Wow! You complete bastard!!! I thought i was a moody bum, WHOA !! Some fair words there mate, but i'm going to have to unleash on you now gold absolute gold (i just re-read your words) So.. Ace, Harry, are you tracky wearing best'n'less shoppin hash munchin arse invaders? Gee i think GreenDreams generalises more than i do, Fantastic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 3, 2007 So.. Ace, Harry, are you tracky wearing best'n'less shoppin hash munchin arse invaders? Nah mate - I like to think that trackies are a definate no-no and should only come out in the very depths of winter, in the very depths of your own home Best'n'Less? Sorry, theres nothing 'best' about it! Bash munchin? Perhaps in a country that might allow it Arse invader? I'm afraid not - I like to keep my poop-shute an exit only. I could think of much better things to do with my time than find out how far my date stretches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted May 3, 2007 No, it should be.... Ace, Harry, are you tracky wearing best'n'less shoppin hash munchin arse invading green flowering Siberian Oz Whiny Hobbit Rock Lovin' tailgater stranglers, keep up I generalise to save time... I tried getting to know people as individuals, then worked out they weren't individuals anyway so it was all a waste of time and the trackie dack thing is quoted from a couple of long time canberrians so it's got nuthin to do with me :D though it seems to apply pretty well in practice haha. Sorry, there's the odd overpriced microfibre jacket as well. Then again one of those people came up here (lived up here for a long time then moved down south, haha serves em right) wit h a workmate for a meeting and had to keep acting as a guide dog, his long-term canberra mate was walking into oncoming traffic etc trying to check out every one of the thousand or so stunning blondes wandering by wrapped in what youd get if clothes developed eating disorders Priceless. QLD, beautiful one day, christ did you see that..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted May 3, 2007 canberra mate was walking into oncoming traffic etc trying to check out every one of the thousand or so stunning blondes wandering by wrapped in what youd get if clothes developed eating disorders Priceless. Haha - I just love your way with words mate! You really need to start a column in a newspaper or something - make them actually worth reading!! QLD, beautiful one day, christ did you see that..... ROFL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
