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apparently so, and on a slightly more exciting note. my smallest ELM (TBM penis plant) has just thrown out a pup after a good year of doing absolutely nothing at all. i expected it to be dormant over winter but i thought i would at least see some growth last summer

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Just a bit random but as a teen was supposed to start a punk band named pen15

seemed to suite the situation we were in as teens :slap:

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I just remembered something silly...there was this one guy in high school used to call me 'Penis'...drove me nuts, Ha!

No, seriously, for a few years I spelled my name with an 'i', Penni :rolleyes: , and as my surname starts with an 's'...well, you get the picture. Hilarious.

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posting that has dislodged another memory...

A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel protruding from his trousers.

'Hey man'...says a dude sipping a beer...'there's a steering wheel sticking out of your fly!'

'I know'...replies the guy...'it's driving me nuts'.

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posting that has dislodged another memory...

A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel protruding from his trousers.

'Hey man'...says a dude sipping a beer...'there's a steering wheel sticking out of your fly!'

'I know'...replies the guy...'it's driving me nuts'.

Reminds me of one where a curious and naive bride goes to her doctor following her honeymoon and asks the doctor...

"Doc, I want to know the name of those two things that are about 12 inches behind the tip of my husband's penis."

Doctor says... "I don't know about your husband, but on me they'd be my bumcheeks."

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