ZefSide95 Posted December 23, 2019 Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom They're shouting "Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?" Well I'm the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight But big man I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to What? Who me? Who am I? Well I'm just awesome Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and DJs hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthrall crowds for hours and it would come at no surprise if I had magical powers, poof Buy me beers, cheers. Here's to blood, sweat and tears for fears Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge Danger was my middle name but I changed it in college Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them disco babies wet Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Get stuck in her head like porn star dick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Get stuck in her head like porn star dick 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZefSide95 Posted December 30, 2019 Divine intervention, in this decaying world While a hip young dude stood passionately Succumbing to the he-dog sound Of the mystifying beat combo that Breaks down your door Gonna take you high now, take you real high I’m kickin’' down the devil's door Cheap thrills baby, I need some more City on fire becoming me Let's hurry lover and fly together Majestic high and soaring now Babylon bares her breast again Time's like quicksand Soon again, I'm standing naked in Wonderland I feel mistreated, yeah, ow Wonderland I feel defeated but not for long Oh, tear the petals from this sweet narcissus Crumbles gently in the palm of my hand What once was inviting is dull and blinding Once magnificent has slipped away Serpent in my belly stomach crawlin' now Wipe the sweat from my furrowed brow Time's like quicksand Soon again, I'm standing naked in Wonderland I feel mistreated, yeah Wonderland I feel defeated, yeah, but not for long Wonderland Bound and branded, yeah, on my back Wonderland Tired and cheated, yeah-yeah Ooh yeah Divine intervention, in this decaying world While the hip young dude stood passionately Succumbing to the he-dog sound You know the sound that breaks down your doors? Are listening to me, now? The sound of a mystifying beat combo That's gonna take you higher, baby Wonderland Bound and branded, look out Wonderland Tired, tired and cheated, yeah Earth's your mother Heed your brother Songwriters: Ian Robert Astbury / William Henry Duffy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZefSide95 Posted January 3, 2020 Happy 2020 Corroboree I hope in spite of the fires (and our complete fool of a PM) we can make it a good one. Something’s gotta give. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cimi Posted January 8, 2020 On 23/12/2019 at 4:09 AM, ZefSide95 said: NEW I like how he never changes his hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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DELETED ACCOUNT Posted January 11, 2020 Summer in Aus... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites