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Big Box store cactus rant :(

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I went to Home Depot earlier this week to check what they had received, because if I don't get them right away they end up looking terrible. Nobody there knows how to take care of a cactus apparently and the cacti just slowly die once they are put out to be sold.

I always see little fake flowers hot glued to cacti and I cringe but usually they can be removed pretty easily. Sometimes it's not even worth it to buy it...

This poor grandiflorus hybrid was beginning to etiolate

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Then I almost cried, saw this strange looking shelf and sure enough these succulents were all painted with who knows what.

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Not sure if you can read the pictures.. but it says:

KOSMIK KAKTUS

Boldly going where no plant has gone before...

A new lineup of cacti with out-of-this-world color. Easy to care for with just a sunny window and a light drink every few weeks. New spines emerge as glistening white or golden yellow.

I feel bad for anyone who buys these, and expressed concern to the cashier who obviously had no care since he gets paid to scan items :P

Not sure what company these are from but I think they usually purchase cacti from Altman

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WTF i dont even really know how to respond to that

paint......

PAINT.............

what kind of retarded company would do this

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Yeah, I've rescued/been gifted a few from these places. Mine all had straw flowers :( The Parodia haselbergii I got last year flowered 3x for me this year. It had an ugly faded blue strawflower, but instead flowered beautiful orange/red flowers. I wonder what people think when they start flowering noting like the ones glued on them. I guess most of them don't live that long...

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I've seen the Echeveria's and Aloe's painted like this before, but no cacti yet. Monstrosities they are, and not in a good way. The labels are definitely Altman's. Why not get a plastic plant if you want it to look like this...the new growth makes it look obviously painted and tacky

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i thought the same thing if this the kind of shitty product you want to provide you may as well get fake plastic cacti made up

i wonder if its a water based paint that will wash off in a short time and possibly not do much harm to the plant or if they just grab cans of spray paint and go nuts hahha

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:uzi:

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I've seen this. I almost want to go in there with a can of paint thinner, rags, and a bucket of water and save the poor things. It was always the succulents that were painted though, but the cacti???!!!? WTF!!?! I don't understand why anyone would want them. I bet 95% of them will die a horrible death with either overwatering or neglect anyways. Atlman's is really hitting rock bottom then eh? Lol.

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Have you come across any that have rocks hot glued to the surface of the pot?

We should all kall and file krazy reports about how teenagers konsumed their "kosmic kaktus" :puke:

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Seen the rocks glued in the pot as well, usually with assorted planters of succulents or those grafted E. lactea variegated crests. I blame Altman since they are the ones who do this to sell to their distributors.

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