Novel Ayahuasca analogues- just add yours!

[Darklight]

Some of the personal references won't mean anything to many ppl- and some will Much of this is Rev's fault, I blame him and you can too

Novel ayahuasca analogues: Just add yours!

( Apologies to Johnathon Ott )

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Alcahuasca: Where you have fifteen drinks and suddenly decide you need to gain extra insight into your dilemma. Add 300mg monclobamide, set fire to the kitchen while trying to remember the brew recipe, and wake up in a pool of your own vomit three days later

Vagueahuasca: You've been meaning to talk to the elves for some time now but can't remember where you put your caapi stash

Oopsahuasca: Aurorix and smoked acacia extract work are described as ineffective, so you double the MAOI dose your first time. The universe bleeds out your ears for three hours, only way too fast to take notes

Willahuasca: An ayahuasca enema admixtured wth caffeine

Mulgahuasca: The same enema as above, administered with the hollow branch of Acacia aneura. Surprisingly inactive, despite publicity to the contrary

Newbiehuasca: Not to be found when using the search engine. No idea where to get it. Would like some tomorrow b4 school holidays start, can someone pleez send some to my dad's snailer address listed below.

Ecclehuasca: a chemically complex balance of varying stability whose reactions depend on whatever you took the night before. Tends to leave you shitty for a few days after

Tortahuasca: An otherwise exceptional brew peppered with deliberately calculated leaf shavings of the latest and most pretentiously fashionable Brugmansia strain. Filter through coarse sharp sand.

Revahuasca: Mellow and effective but you wake up next morning entangled amidst a pile of dirty buckets and there are woodshavings everywhere

Darklightahuasca: Fine for three weeks of the month. You guess which three.

Theohuasca: An extensive, obscure and historically accurate brew administered using sharp barbs and chocolate coating. No animal products.

FAQahuasca: The first brew you ever made, currently cooling near your elbow, and now on indefinite hold until someone gets back to you with the possible MAO indications stemming from the bar of chocolate you ate last week

CSahuasca ( pronounced Cee-Ess-A-Huasca ): Six beers +14B+IM ketamine+2 x 150g MDMA with a monclobamide chaser. What the hell do you mean this has nothing to do with hoasca, you sick fuck, there are carbon molecules in there somewhere AND it makes your eyes bleed. Take two and get back to me first thing in the morning ( no photos )

Gomahuasca: Creates a very personal vision of universal phenomenon, though tends to get stuck in the depressing bits. A very 60's psychadelic

Bobahuasca: You can never take enough of it

Mateahuasca: Your very last dose which you gave to your best mate cos you thought it was too old to be any good. It wasn't, and now you have to hear about how great and amazing it was for weeks. The trip you wish you took.

Waterdragonahuasca: A more mature blend, robust and palatable. Prolonged removal of urine occasionally problematic for some. Can be combined with the compound listed immediately below for spectacular lightshow

Shroomyhuasca: Initially suspicious looking, but otherwise a solid brew; quiet and introspective- indispersed with moments of wild physical activity. Can be combined with the above for synergy, best taken in relaxed and informal outdoor environments such as say, verandahs. Patios will do in a pinch

Fuckahuasca: You have both pills in a bottle but can't remember which one is which. You take the wrong one first and wait half an hour.Then you take the other. Nothing happens

Whatahuasca: Acacia extract described as being 'from Black Wattle' purchased in the stairwell at a pub. Your very first ayahuasca experience, unfortunately unrepeatable as you can't be sure what was in it in the first place. Reputed to contain cyanogenic glycosides, so panicking, you book two years worth of monthly cancer scans

Hellianahuasca: Consituents: datura and ricin, tested exclusively on small furry animals

Yuppiehuasca: A limited number of seats only, a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the Transcendental ( TM) as mediated by our South American Shaman ( TM ) in the *original* Amazonian setting ( TM ), leeches optional. A group sharing experience for the limited in imagination who have adapted to spiritual development in the face of excessive disposable income

Bucketofhuasca: No-one warned you about this purging thing, hey

Piersahuasca: Contains DAT as sole the active ingredient, and you see a lot of frogs

Bombahuasca: If my gnome was to add sodium hydroxide, dropwise through a coffee filter, and the cabbage stained red instead of blue, would the stuff all extract out of the vanilla icecream like it says on alt.drugs, even though I was meant to use hydrochloric acid?> I can't seem to find hydrocloric Acid anywhere and I see them in the same recipies all the time. Smoke alarm a must.

Bailahuasca: When the cops kick the door in just as the visuals start up. Immediately you regret taking the MAOI

Bonkahuasca: Extract of the coconut and Sassgem tree. Leaves you hot, flustered, and adjusting your clothes. Best in tropical climates

Mouldahuasca: That bottle of brew you've had in the fridge for six months which you've been meaning to take

Littlejohnhowardahuasca: Unpalatable and difficult to swallow, old fashioned and aggressive in effect, a significant amount of nausea accompanying. No one claims responsibility for its existence. Creates unpleasant visuals and three years later you find yourself gong through the whole thing again. GST included

Creanahuasca: A more dilute version of the above

[This message has been edited by Darklight (edited 13 December 2002).]

[waterdragon]

i thought i was coping, then the hellian thing.

[doklikit]

Mandihuasca....meet a topless waitress, fall in love, hook up with two of her Irish mates and add one two and then loose count mandrax to a shitload of Irish beer, drive home , wake up in the morning to a vomit smelling new friend , find car covered in vomit that somehow got bogged on a empty block about a k from home , realise that whoever broke in and stole the radio must have been desperate enough to deserve it.

Americanhuasca....travel to the States ,drink so long at the 1st bar that the barmaid takes pity and invites you and your mate home too her dads place ...he is away,top off with Tequila and cocaine ,wake up in the morning to a smouldering pile on the front lawn that included dads golf clubs and the door,never see the barmaid again.

Nevaenufhuasca......take a seventies window pane strong enough for four people , when nothing happens after some time think you must have accidentlly missed swallowing it ,take another, 30 seconds later when the 1st kicks in like a mule panic, suffer the consequences of your stupidity.

[Guest reville]

Tantrahuasca - The novel mix everyone else has been talking and wondering about for years but never been game enough to try, frequently reinvented.

Dokhuasca - Fast paced fiendish brew.Weigh out required dosage, double it,add in any other hallucinogen at hand. Body/Brain load similar to a year as a roadie on a rolling stones tour but crammed into one night.

Harminism - The belief that *everything* goes better with a MAOi

[Auxin]

"Harminism - The belief that *everything* goes better with a MAOi"

I always thought the clinical term for that was chemopharmacodynamic ignorance. Learn somethin' new every day.

Chemopharmacodynamic ignorance- Lack of understanding of the relationship between chemical constitution and biological or pharmacological activity.

[Guest reville]

Ah yes but there are grounds for harminism.

Whether the MAOi directly affects the pharmakinetics of the drug in the system or not, it can have separate but complementary effects on the qualitative experience.

Note reports of combos with Amanita, Cannabis or other materials not regarded as active due to Tryptamines. Also reports of alterations in perception after mixing with Phenethylamines, Melatonin and prolonged physical exertion.

Your definition fits but only if the harminist tries to get technical and proposes that the MAOi potentiates the substance directly not just qualitatively

[Auxin]

"Note reports of combos with Amanita, Cannabis or other materials not regarded as active due to Tryptamines. Also reports of alterations in perception after mixing with Phenethylamines, Melatonin and prolonged physical exertion."

You forget that MAOIs prevent the degredation of most alkaloids, not just tryptamines. This explains its interactions with phenethylamines, amanita, etc.

And melatonin is a tryptamine, OK- technically its not an alkaloid (really!) but it turns into one in the body (melatonin + water + catalyst = 5-methoxytryptamine + vinegar).

"Your definition fits but only if the harminist tries to get technical and proposes that the MAOi potentiates the substance directly not just qualitatively"

Yeah, thats why I said "learn somethin' new every day" I was agreeing with you

[Guest reville]

so Auxin whats your mix described as

[Auxin]

Public-servicehuasca:

Grind the dried pineal glands forcibly extracted from your countries 20 worst politicians. Boil with 3.14159g Peganum harmala seed powder. Does not lead to insight, may cause corruption and white-collar crime, but obtaining the materials for the brew could prevent a war.

Prepare this brew only where legal of course.

[waterdragon]

'only where legal' fuck that just get it started. then come over this way and start another.