Thelema Posted August 11, 2009 A News of the Weird Classic (June 1995) In early 1995, Chesapeake, Va., inmate Robert Lee Brock filed a $5 million lawsuit against Robert Lee Brock -- accusing himself of violating his own religious beliefs and his own civil rights by getting himself drunk enough to engage in the various crimes that put him behind bars. He wrote: "I want to pay myself five million dollars (for being made to suffer from this breach of rights) but ask the state to pay it in my behalf since I can't work and am a ward of the state." (The lawsuit was eventually dismissed.) [Austin American-Statesman-AP, 4-8-95] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lofty86 Posted August 12, 2009 An ecstacy dealer was busted in mackay years ago all his assets house, cars, boats, etc were ceased and he was fined for back taxes he would have owed if he had earent the $$$ legitametly. when he got out 6 years later he tried to lodge a tax return for costs!!! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted August 13, 2009 Gotta give them props for trying to weasel out... Recently a sick old F tried blaming downloaded child pornography on his pet cat. OK I know my pet cat loves a bong and the ol' cardboard trips, but she's not sick enough to be into that shit. Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hendry Posted August 13, 2009 Gotta give them props for trying to weasel out...Recently a sick old F tried blaming downloaded child pornography on his pet cat. OK I know my pet cat loves a bong and the ol' cardboard trips, but she's not sick enough to be into that shit. Link It was probably searching for Kitty porn? Got to feel sorry for the guy who got a child pornography conviction for having six pictures of the Simpson cartoon characters rooting on his computer. He appealled but his conviction was upheld. Did that guy accidently run over the prosecutors dog to deserve this? Wonder if there is more to that story? Link If he was a girl the cops would have laughed at finding the cartoons. It reminds me of the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 Guy jailed for shooting burgular, burgular sues homeowner who shot him Next time use a bigger gun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema Posted August 14, 2009 LOL Hendry, pretty funny, but you've got to change your avatar. Looking at that geek makes me feel sick. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
