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Rigorous proof of non-existence of God

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i found this abomination today -this is a Sydney Red Gum (Angophora costata) seed germinating INSIDE THE NUT/ACORN THINGY.

i know this is hard to accept but at the very least in proves that there is no god, and it may prove other things as well, but i havent thought of anything else yet. Combined with some earlier evidence i have made available for everyone on this forum, that evidence being the GHASTLY mutation of a Coffea arabica tree, leading to UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES:

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now if i happen upon any further proofs i will post them, but i think these 2 exhibits are pretty much irrefutable.

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Rigorous, scientific, totally rational.

*dreamy sigh*

My hero!

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If it proves anything, then it proves you're madder than a cut snake :P

Random mutation is one of God's more delicate workings and all part of the grand plan. One little lost seedling here and a mutated coffee there all fit into the larger puzzle picture. When your ancestors are drinking a strong roasted drink made from a strain of coffee with multiple stems, they may even think of you, old madman Mental Gumnut :P

There is a god and its name is The Unspeakable.

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