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Hi guys. In the vein of "i'm not a racist but.." and "i'm not a homophobe but..." comes I'M NOT A HIPSTER, but... The rules are simple. Let us in on a part of your life that many would consider the realm of hipsterdom and metchy/trendy poseurs, whilst maintaining that you are not a Fitzroy-dwelling latte sipper. Or maybe you are?. I'll start the ball rolling with some of mine. I'm not a hipster, but i do consider any video game console after the Nintendo 64 'new fangled and lame" (Similarly), I'm not a hipster, but i can finish the original Super Mario Brothers 5 minutes within the world record. I'm not a hipster, but my preferred modes of transport are razor scooter, old ladies' bicycle and tram. I also collect metcards. I'm not a hipster, but my favourite way to watch a movie is on VHS video tape. I'm not a hipster but i do have a dashing goatee. I'm not a hipster but i do wait until my shoes are unwearable before getting new ones. I'm not a hipster but i do make the best damn soy chai lattes around! SO do you lot harbour secret kale grow-ops, yarn-bomb by night or somehow enjoy the Smith Street Band? Get it off your chest amongst those you can trust: your fellow non-hip gardeners and plant aficionados. PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive..
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