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okay doods and dudettes, this is Scop x Psycho0 refined all done. 1- stole his best mates' girl. wrong move buddy, wrong move. 2- gone. lost at sea. is now friends with an old soccer ball. 3- too many university assignments. head exploded during a biology lecture. teacher didn't waste the opportunity, and proceeded to point out the medulla, thalamus and cerebellum. 4- ate too many skittles. had a stroke, and the mri scan came up rainbow-coloured. 5- cried himself to sleep. the pain was so bitter, the salt in his caustic tears slowly burned through his skull overnight. 6- spent his entire life chasing a free-spirited woman, only to realise at the end, that he hadn't lived at all. ce la vi, my friends. 7- life in jail... murder... in cold blood, the bastard. 8- number 8 suffocated while on a camping trip. after a hard nights drinking, went to bed with beer on his breath... woke up with a throat full of snails. 9- daydreamed so much, forgot to feed himself. the inevitable happened, like that guy who died playing counter strike non stop. 10- his car broke down, and he was tired of getting it fixed for the umpteenth time. so he sold it for one of those dinky scooters. lost control on the first roundabout he came to, and careened into the grizzly bear pit at the zoo.