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Which is exactly what I thought when I read the thread and posted my sarcastic drivel in reply. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ I'm turning into one of those jaded, judgemental offensive types, oh wait Dr Sham-man, can you help me, I'm jaded, quick to judge and sometimes unwittingly offensive... Or if youre advice was purely on resolving sex issues??, my apologies, I won't be needing your help as I'm not having any freaking sex for fuck knows how long so I guess I won't be needing any professional advice, goddamn myself.

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Which is all I could find on the subject, via a website. Snail pellets are ugly and perhaps cruel, but I now use them as I have lost too many plants to snails recently and I want to actually eat food from my garden this year, not feed the snails. They can eat somewhere else!!! As for the mulch thing, that hasn't deterred my cats from using my garden as a toilet, I just find little mounds of pea straw piled up with a nasty surprise underneath. But densely planted garden beds at my place do not get used by cats, so yeah, perhaps some kind of dense companion planting around your Chillis may help? Good luck!!

Shit, bipolar people are freaks now? Whoa. *note to self* ... dickhead of a comment, Thelema. I do apologise to the initial post-er of this thread for my sarcastic skepticism though. I should have been more diplomatic in my replies. However I still find your post confusing and hard to comprehend.

*snorts* With a name like sham_man, you inspire confidence and trust, yes, yes, you do. Trust is earnt, never given away like an infectious disease. Surely you can't be serious? Either way i'm still waiting for you to offer us your solutions to the worlds problems, oh yes, yes I am.

You can get multiguard which is an iron based snail pellet, doesnt contain the same poison as the blue or green ones, and I have quite a few cats and they have zero interest in them. Even if they did eat some they won't kill them. I can't offer suggestions about cat shit, mine all do it wherever the fark they please and unfortunately its usually in the front yard, just to impress the visitors. Wanna come over, anyone? bahhahaha I had a rude joke but I shall desist.

Delusions of grandeur, perhaps? While I applaud your intent I find the above statement that you made, very hard to swallow. Best of luck with your philosophies though.

Being down South I have no hope of competing with you Queenslanders and your tropical super-growth resulting in massive pumpkins!!! Damn you all!!!

Is there an online dictionary with Arabic characters that you could possibly use to decipher it? Might just be someone's discarded shopping list though Not quite as scary as a certain gentleman I saw once in the carpark of Woolies sitting in a car wearing latex gloves and sticking stamps onto envelopes.. weird. Hopefully its nothing sinister!!

Will you be forwarding all results to ASIO?

Your food choices are awesome! And I wanna eat all of it hahhaha!! That Russian red Kale looks great, and so so cool to see the Oca and Maca seedlings considering I missed my chance to grow some this year due to not knowing where I was going to be living in Spring, oh well hopefully there's next year to try them. I enjoyed taking a stroll through your garden and seeing so many of my favourite vegies growing so nicely. Thanks for sharing, loved the pics, you've done a great job both of you!! I'm jealous of your Kohl rabi btw!!

Rather jealous! Wish mine would spring back to life, I'm starting to wonder if it's time to give up on it already. Neverrrrrr!!!

What's a midivan anyway? That's what I'd like to know

Wow Moses, she's looking good, and big!! Can't say the same for mine which was totally unimpressed when I moved it from my hot water tank to a mini hothouse. Not only have all of the leaves fallen off, it fell over in a wind storm and I since discovered it has no roots at all. WTF!!!! It's still alive though I think. But for how much longer is anyones guess.

ebay sells it for a few dollars a packet. edited to add: If you sow seeds at home, be sure to protect them from snails, they will single out Chamomile seedlings and rape the lot of 'em. I've lost two trays worth of little seedlings since August all because I don't use snail bait. They left other seedlings in the same try and ate all of the chamomile. lol Sorry I have no seed at the moment, I planted my remaining lot a few weeks ago. 3rd time lucky hopefully. I will be getting copper tape next payday!!!

What about Cardomon leaves? Heard they're supposed to be good for cooking.

I look like a frog, green and slimy. That is all you need to know. cheers for the wishes folks !

Thankyou Amz and everyone for the kind birthday wishes, I do appreciate it. Although I didn't receive any presents, I have bought myself a large-ish bottle of vodka. Despite the fact that I rarely, if ever, drink, I intend on getting shit-faced on my birthday. So I'll have a drink for each of you who posted kind greetings and hope I don't wake up with a migraine in the morning. Thx again

I would love some minette basil and romanesco seeds if that is possible please? I hate asking for freebies so if they are gone then no worries at all Happy to share veggie seeds back to you in NZ if you ever want anything specific!!

I will try and contact him to let him know I will sort it out on his behalf. I don't often vouch for people but I know 100% it is not like him to take off with someone's money, as well as knowing that he is unwell and not even at home at the moment letalone logging in online. Fair enough for everyone's concern which is understandable. Just glad I read this thread and hopefully can help, as I don't read alot on here thesedays.

If you're at all interested in Western Australian bush food plants, a good book that I've found interesting and useful is: Mayi

He has been sick guys, please do not think the worst, as far as I am aware, he is quite ill. Please be patient as he may not be able to get to a computer at the moment. I will endeavour to pay back his money to you should you accept instalments, eg I will vouch for him etc, pm me. He is not dodgy, just sick at the moment.

Yes, same with pumpkins as far as I'm aware, but I'm growing two different heirloom types anyway as I can't help myself LOL

Hmmm all my reading so far has stated that you can only grow one variety of corn at a time... depending on how much space/land you have obviously. But considering wind can cross pollinate corn it may be a good idea to keep one type at a time if you want to save seed. If you have no intentions of saving seed, I see zero issue with planting more than one variety at a time. p.s you are the corn-lord