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  1. This thread is about cheating a drug test, I've offered genuine advice on the subject, even though I shouldn't have as I'm advocating cheating and Im just as much cheating as you are, but then went astray having a dig at incog, but so what there's a million threads here that go off track and back on again.

    Remember cheating something is cheating...cheating is lying, lying is bad karma no matter which way you look at it...cheat,lie, pay the consequences somewhere else later on.

    You may cheat now and get away with it, but what about next time, and the time after that.


  2. Why are we so hell bent on sving human lives....people gotta die to keep the natural balance happening, I never ever got this philosophy of sving everyone form dying or hurting them selves, the equilibrium has shifted to a scary level where there are more living and being born that dying....things gunna change and shit will happen to correct this balance...let people take take what they want and train staff to deal with it and burn the corpes and sell it off as fertilizers in woolies.


  3. weeds more addicting than tobacco IMO ...if you like the feeling its incredibly hard if not impossible to stop because it's a daily drug...people love to have a daily drug it becomes their best friend and they cant live without them.

    I love daily drugs and can't live without them...they are my buddies just like your weed is...perhaps just live with it and enjoy it, whats the worst than can happen...

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  4. yowsers there now...the plants dont look half as good as when they were pumping there hearts out in summer, a good repot and some fresh soil in larger terracota pots and they should look beautiful by the end of next summer.

    anyone interested in tip cuttings from them...?

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  5. well here they all are...Yowie was the master fast grower by a fair way...nice plant the yowie, can't wait to see it's sanchez content soon.they don't look so flash cause of winter cold but they are very healthy and pretty much scare free. I'll cut 30cm off each one and sell em for $40 each if anyone is interested...I'll make a list of each plant after this post later and people can sign up for what cut they want...be patient I'm tired and will get on to it later ya.

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  6. Sorry to the OP for hijacking....drug testing as I've posted very frequently in the news and notices forum is going to become mandatory in all walks of live and employment, can't say you haven't been warned, take the test, tell your man you smoke weed on the weekends like a hundred thousand other people, but you never smoke before work or at work...an honest approach may give you a 2-1 shot at getting though this.

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  7. u cocksucker chiral. u just fucken modified my comment then quoted it.

    not acceptable venacular i know but ur post warranted that.

    martyr? counsellor? whatever chiral.

    indulge quite often?

    shows how much you know about me.

    ...I love you like a long lost friend but your constant badgering and mormon like attitude on this subject is very boring for lack of a better word.

    well theres where we differ. i think you are a tool. sorry. but its true.

    constant badgering? mormon like?? fuck u chiral.

    ive only ever tried to help FRIENDS here, people i actually know well.

    i was offering my advice with my own experience.

    i was drug tested for over a year on a weekly basis, and get drug tested fortnightly as part of my job, so shit.

    i hit a positive 3 WEEKS after skulling ural, munching milkthistle extracts and skulling water and sprinting everyday till i would collapse. and THAT was after EXTREMELY moderate cannabis use (my first test) thats why i offer that advice. I do urine tests on people EVERY week, but nah im a fuken morman.

    im not editing that, slap me with a warning, but also warn chiral for making up peoples quotes.

    ur a dick chiral.

    and heres just a double fuckyou:

    we are not all addicts, or want or need any of this so called therapy or help, it gets on my nerves so much particularly when you of all people love to indulge quite often

    when have i ever said that you belligerant gronk?? everyones an addict?

    what so caled therapy are you on about??

    thats a dangerous statement, stooge. indulge quite often??? what the fuck would you know??? you dont! so shut ur bleeding pie hole!!!

    if ur refering to entheogens i.e shrooms, cactus, aya then to be HONEST maybee once every 6 months IF THAT., not that actualy means anything, just pointing the fact out that you are completely full of shit.

    however i would much prefer that than ur constant public moodswings on here and filling a forum full of your "poor me" bs and how u r so hard done by "the system". The only time u ever have anything positive to say is after u have obliterated urelf on some substance, which is soon followed by you posting ur 'chiral against the world shit" on ur comedown.

    so yeah man chew on these mormon preaching dingleberries :bootyshake:

     

    I did not edit your post what so ever, I simply pulled out the bit that I see a lot...addicts. If it makes you feel better to abuse me here then that's fine but I stand by what I say, it's juts my opinion and I'm not afraid to speak my mind, though it seems more and more to me lately that there is very little free speech left anywhere...even here FFS. It was not a personal attack on you what so ever, fuck i can't count the number of times people have had a go at stuff I've said, but why take it so damned personally. There is sooo much animosity around here lately it's bewildering, and you can't deny that you have many times offered your advice on drug counseling to people here because you work in that area....lets not forget you have intentionally insulted and trashed quite a few of my threads and posts...I'll dig em up if you want...but I'm not getting all abusive and agro about it....why don't you make a poll and see how many people want me to fuck off from here then...maybe that will sort out all this negativity once and for all.

    And what the fuck is my constant mood-swings and filling the forums full of poor me BS and hard done by the system all about...that's some pretty nasty shit to say to someone man for someone who is supposed to be so caring and gentle...I have no problems opening up and offering a lot of my own feelings and thoughts, whats wrong with that, or should we bottle them all up and go into huge dark holes of depression. hard done by the system....? I haven't a clue what you mean by that to be honest...but you know what posts like what you have posted directly attacking me doesn't do a lot for a guys confidence and well-being...I could quite easily make you look like the king of tools if i necked myself tonite over your scathing outburst...only 2 weeks ago I had to pull out all my strength to defend myself against hatemongers and here we go again.

    I'll delete my post about what I said about you and forget all about it if that makes things easier, if not I'll reliquish my mod status and leave for good.

    The only time u ever have anything positive to say is after u have obliterated urelf on some substance, which is soon followed by you posting ur 'chiral against the world shit" on ur comedown.

    Thats about as low as it goes man, so much assuming and labeling, you think you know me and what I do, you couldn't be further from the mark if you tried...it's all good though as I've never needed to have friends who think they know me and offer useless advice and slag me off with absolutely no hard evidence what so ever to speak of.

    All I can say is I'm pretty deeply disappointed and hurt by your savagery man...no one who wants to say those sort of things publically could ever in a million years become a close friend of mine....way to must speculation and distrust.

    String me up bro, I embrace death and don't fear humans as they are full of disappointments and lies.


  8. I dont think the AMA has approved that treatment

     

    Well somebody bloody well better get on to that then....what are these lazy hospital bureaucrats doing all day besides taking 3 hour lunch breaks and counting the costs of the crappy meals they serve to inmates, always looking for a cheaper nastier source of jello and meatgizzard loaf.

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  9. today is the day folks..Im off work and have a ll day...its beautiful and sunny aint it today...well Ill shoot em all and post by this eveing..

    now as a bonus i wanted to chop 30cm off each plant in log and sell them on for 40 buks including postage...is anyone interested in that scenario..I'll even send to perth for you westerners I don't stress about sending stuff over there.

    okay so today it is I promise...check back around 4-6pm and it will be done.

    cheers

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  10. Whats the point of the system anyways...are we in kindergarten and crave so desperately for a gold star on our forehead...fuck the system off and if people like what they read they can say so in reply postings.

    I mean look at all the red negatizing in this thread...it's pathetic...it doesn't worry me as such but worries me that this community is losing its foundations and becoming like some sort of trashy drug forum akin to the shroomery and the like...this is a community of seriously intelligent people who care about nature and the earth...a popularity system based on .."i like your post" or " I hate your post" flies in the face of what we all are and that is like minded open eyed psychedelic warriors...this is not facebook or who's the cutest guy forum, it's a fucking ethnobotany forum and the best one in the country...soon it will not be and prolly a lot will fuck off and go back to reading and learning other ways again.

    I am curious who it is who is doing the negatizing though, it's a sociological curiosity for me, to find out who it is and understand why and what the need is to act that way.

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  11. Okay....watching the piss test is an infringement on privacy and civil rights for a start i don't care what anyone says...you have one option if you want to get past this...use ural alkalizer powder in water and drink a shit load of it...2 liters if u have to the night and morning before...then...now don't laugh...as you are about to do the test...feint and fall to the ground and act like you have passed out from dizziness...stay down and moan a lot and if u can spew your guts up....I know of a couple of people who use these distraction teks and they get away scot free.

    Incognito...ur sick of being an addict etc etc- then u may have a chance- better than rocking up and pissing a positive anyhoo.

    maybe I misinterpret a lot of your posts Incog..(prolly quite true).. but I seem to see a common theme a lot of the time in your posts about you trying to be a drug counselor/matryr, giving advice to get everyone off drugs etc...we are not all addicts, or want or need any of this so called therapy or help, it gets on my nerves so much particularly when you of all people love to indulge quite often...I love you like a long lost friend but your constant badgering and mormon like attitude on this subject is very boring for lack of a better word.

    Fuck my psychiatrist takes mescaline and LSD a couple of times a year, he never judges anyone and I love that about him, he never ever once tells anyone they must stop doing what they love to take, adults will always make their own choices and if they want help and really really want it, then they will seek it out with a proper counselor who can deal with drying out people.


  12. buggar going through all that just to prove a point

     

    WRONG and extremely bad advice....or attitude.

    We need more people going to court on trumped up and ridiculous charges, no matter the cost...the greater cost is that the ruling ends up in law journals forever and can be referred to by lawyers to prove cases...who cares how much it costs, the ruling is priceless and stays forever in the halls of and bookshelf's of barristers and Judges chambers.

    99 per cent of the time if you find yourself in court on a charge and you happen to know of a case in past history that was simmilar and the defendant got off you MUST USE IT AND GET YOUR LAWYER OF HIS ASS and get his legal secretaries to find the ruling and bring it to court...people who don't and lazy lawyers will only get you charged and fucked up.

    You ned to know the law and how it works...I worked in the court system for 3 years and learned a hell of a lot.....enough to save my skin if i had thats for sure...unless I murder someone of course, but you HAVE to find those old cases and rulings to assist you or it's costs against you and a charge or at worst jail time.

    Do you know that you can be arrested for 48 hrs if you refuse to give a policeman your name....straight up.


  13. Okay today there is no free love to be handed out today...who the fuck is the douchebag that negatized me and PD in his "tis hard thread"...I'm happy to voice negative words and lose karma to say this...y'all need to get a friggin life, get out to Lowes and bye some looser underwear, cause it's obviously too tight and strangling the blood flow to your tiny penis brain.

    I think this ratings system will only work if you can only give posters a positive vote...negatizing is severely dividing this community and causing enemies and hate...is that what we all want, or shall we have an SAB camp and you can all tie up the people you don't like and throw stones at them like some sort of mindless animals....I'll volunteer to be tied up of course because I have by far the most negative points...fucking lightweights.

    FUCK.

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  14. define "better".

    if you were having a heart attack would it be better to take aspirin or brew up some willow bark?

     

    neither...call the local thai brothel and order 3 of the hottest girls to come and play with u as you suck back a gram of meth through your favorite pipe and blow the smoke across their breasts.


  15. Anger and frustration are increased ten fold when u have dibiltating back pain...I mean the anger is worse than if you wanted to punch someones lights out...the pain is constant and unforgiving no matter how many drugs you take...the pain shoots off in so many different directions at so many random times it becomes unpredictable and we lose control of our movements and destiny as far as preparing for it...imagine trying to sit on the toilet and scream with agaony at the bent back over the seat, then realise u have absolutely no way of cleaning yourself because the pain feels like you are actually dying of the most severe gunshot to your head or something...or dragging your body around the house by your arms only and losing the complete loss of your leg movements...your daughter is crying and upset because she doesn't know or understand why I am acting like a scary lunatic....so much anger and frustration builds up to a point where death seems like a eally fucking great idea.

    anyways I'm getting better and am still stiff though it kills to sit for any length of time in a chair...try 8 hours of it at work and u will feel like smashing all the equipment.

    I have to live with it now forever and the worse part is I never know when it will come back again...when I'm 70 or 80 I'll be totally fucked and wont be able to get off the ground...I'm saving up for a couple of vials of acid for that day you can rest assured.


  16. I kinda feel your pain PD...I'm a bit pragmatic when it comes to death...circle of life and all that, I've lost 23 friends I went to school with in car crashes, 2 of them were my girlfriends who I was deeply in love with...it hurt for a while and then time subsisdes the pain and we move on....don't use drugs to soak up your losses man it's totally not the thing to do and serves no purpose only other than to inflict worry on people who care about you...see the whole cycle starts again...we are organisms roaming the planet and we at some point will die and return to the earth as fertilizer...try to embrace death and enjoy life, don't give your wife and kids something to worry about with your drug taking as the whole cycle perpetuates again and again...

    your bro is off somewhere doing whatever new life does...we morn mostly because we are selfish...we have lost something and thats pure selfishness....wave goodbye, have a beer and spliff and show movies of old times that will always be part of his existence here on this plain.

    take it easy man and stop the morph now and look inside...ask Buddha if u have to for guidance...i know i do a lot and he is always willing to lead me from behind when I have problems.

    hope this didn't sound callous or harsh, I just think that it is how it is and this is how I feel, and it is just my opinion....take care scallywag and hug your wife and kids.

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  17. Man seriously that was the most hardcore 6 days of my life...I had to take 4 out of 6 days, off my job, and remember it isn't labour intensive, it was just that I couldn't drive my car...seriously i couldn't even get in it. I was screaming the first time i tried to get in and got trapped in the door in a bent over ball of hellish pain...Once i finally got the endone from one doctor I went back to my original doctor and he swiftly printed me out scripts for mobic, valium, tramadol etc....the story takes a serious turn for the macabre as I explain here...vvvv

    I did something insanely stupid yesterday...after my shift at work I was in excruciating pain and had to drive home...I had only taken 2 endone all day and they where wearing off quickly...just getting in my car was a serious chore, so I dropped 2 more oxycodone, 5mg valium and a 100mg tramadol...I got in my car and stated driving thinking I would be pain free driving home and by the time I was home I would be feeling better...maybe even slightly high and well out of it a bit...I felt like i needed it.

    Well about half way home I appeared to black out at some points whilst driving, and to this moment have no recollection of even driving the 40odd klms home through the busy city, across the harbor bridge, paying a toll etc.. and highways, traffic lights etc..."fucking stupid I know" thing is I had no idea what I was doing, I had no idea I would be so fucked out like that...I was muttering words like "buzz mumma" MUMMA BUZZ over and over and over, sometimes shouting them out...when I finally got home there was food all over my lap...pies and donuts, and coffee...I have no idea how I got them and don't recall at all buying them on the way home...I made it home, believe it or not, parked skew wift, fumbled my keys stumbled inside and apparently collapsed on top of my wife on the lounge and didn't move again till 6am the following day...I had goten home at somewhere between 5 and 6pm apparently. When i woke I then went and puked and shit like hosepipe for half and hour in the bathroom....it was so painful and was I was crying like a baby from the pain....sometimes letting out screaming prayers to god and Buddha to please help me.

    After I straightened out this morning I took a shower, made breakfast of banana, vegemite toast and coffee,then dumped 2 tramadol and 5mg of valium..I felt great again, my back pain was minimal for a change and so I went to work.....pretty fucking jaded though and hungry all day...when my shift finished I dropped one tramadol and 5mg of valium and was feeling totally awake and drove home safely as, very coherent and safely.

    fuck I'm a serious dickhead sometimes though, but I had no idea that oxy's and tramadol would synergise so heavily like that...I'm lucky to be alive and lucky to not have killed anyone else on the road.

    Finally my back pain is subsiding and I can slow these drugs down and get sober again...my bosses told me I should have taken more time off but I'm so stubborn and wont take time off unless I'm dead.

    the closed eyes visions are so ridiculously insane...I was laying with my daughter before and shut my eyes and was having conversations with these people in my thoughts...crazy mad shit or what...they even happen during the day when other people are actually talking to me at work...INSANITY.


  18. Did you just have a cigarette, too? ;) J/K!

    Amen, Brother.

     

    no sometimes it flows out of me like a splurge of orange eneergy...its bizzarre and happens about every 3 years....I like it as it makes me smile all day and I like the feeling.

    it's a kinda of Buddhist thing I learnt many years ago.

    Im on my way to work so im sober as a judge miss fancy emu pants....you cheeky cow you....but you know i love you though....I've had a small, crush on you for ages...droool drool... :blush:


  19. yes and let erosion and some water wash away the soil and clay to reveal the lovely old root systems...be careful with cactus as the roots exposed may not take to being in the sun once hanging outside of soil...mind you there's a million tons of PC pach to practice with...lol

    I've a few on trial at momenet and should see them next season hopefully.


  20. Today i just wish to say that i love everyone and everything, nothing will make me sour or turn a negative leaf...and I love life, for all it's ups and downs and crazy emotional delusional crap it tries to blind us with....love is clear and I can see and feel a lot of love towards all you crazy SABBERs...so I love you all and I wish u all have a beautiful day and may peace and sex fill your days and afternoons.

    :wub:

    go forth and swallow the days riches it has to offer.

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