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Hmmm, I have a feeling this isn't his actual birthday, perhaps I'm thinking of someone else...anyways happy dayz man and may you have many more to come....

what smells funny...? Clown poo.

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Could be funny if worded a bit more clever, sounds like something a school kid would say, the way it's so direct and pulls no punches. It's a bit like those two line jokes that pop up a lot in certain situations... eg; why do girls spread their legs when they are eating a pie...? it keeps the flies away from the pie. or what does the blind man say every morning when he walks past the fish market...? "Morning girls".. I like the blonde jokes a lot ... eg; how do you know when there's a blonde chick working in an office...? You see whiteout on the computer screens. My all time favorite joke is...Man walks into a shoe store on his way to work and purchases a pair of shoes 2 sizes to small for his foot, puts them on and proceeds to walk in agony off to his job. The sales clerk is miffed why someone would do this and curiously notices him on a daily basis walking past the shoe store in excruciating pain to and from his place employment. One day the sales clerk decides to confront him as he walks past the shoe store on his way home to quiz him why he would continue to wear shoes that are obviously too small and causing him severe discomfort. "Excuse me sir but I noticed you bought those shoes from here recently, they appear to be 2 sizes too small for you and muct be causing you a lot of pain and discomfort.. " The man replies.." yes they are indeed too small and certainly do hurt a great deal, but you know what, my wife left me for my best friend, my 21 year old son has informed me that he is gay, and wants to marry a man in his 60's. I recently logged on line and clicked on a link from my e-mail in box that took me too a porno site, whereby I suddenly saw a young woman who looked familiar having sex with 3 men in all sorts of provocative and demeaning positions, when she turned around and faced up towrads the camera I realised why the woman looked familiar...it was my daughter. that's not all, you see I'm about to lose my home, I'm going bald, my car has been stolen, the new neighbors are young party type people who play hip hop music all night, the washing machine recently broke down, I haven't had sex for 4 years and it looks like my employer is going to cut 20 jobs and mine is one of them...so as you can see life sucks...but you know what, when I get home everyday after working my crumby job, you have no fucking idea how good it feels to take these bloody shoes off. I actually thought Alice's joke was hilarious, it's gone now but that was pretty darn humorous.

Speedy recovery man... any details on the accident...?

watched the whole 3rd season already and it's kick arse four shore....can't wait for season 4 it's so damn addictive and brilliant.

LMFAO...how did I miss this little gem before...Botanika you have a knack for noticing the sublimely subtle..(or not so)... nuances of society, particularly the colloquial, you should write or script up, and perhaps publish some of your observations, they are quirky and rather thought provoking to say the least. Personally i hate the whole hi vis clothing thing, to be honest it made me feel like an inferior person doing an inferior numb nuts job. it does have one thing going for it though...when you finish work, you don't have to change clothes when going to your favorite Tekno rave party, and you may find your skinny bead wearing girlfriends will be asking to borrow it.

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Ronnies protege...

The crux of all legalizing arguments is that home growers or home chemists are not under any authority that provides strict guidelines for cultivation/manufacture, therefore lawsuits and serious health risks to the general public are an extreme risk. You can't have people sharing their homemade drugs with anyone, it's incredibly risky and fraught with danger. This is why we can't make beer at home and sell it to people...we have so many cotton wool laws it's just not going to happen. in many countries around the world people cook and sell their food on the streets to anyone who will buy it, but here and other so called advanced civilizations are germo-phobes, and place laws against this sort of trade, which as we all know is a load of bollocks. Story came out of texas recently where a woman who had been selling her home made Mexican cooking on the roadside for 20 odd years was shut down because where her stand was where she did the cooking, was on dirt...yes she was shut down and told she can't sell food that has been cooked over dirt, even though her family had served food like this for many years without issue. So you see it's either the Govt's way, or no way.. with anything that is to be for human consumption the laws and guidelines are just bureaucratic bullshit,it's got a lot to do with preventing insurance companies and sueing...govt's have had a hard on for keeping the lawyers and insurance companies from making huge sums now for years...just look what Carr did to the workers compensation claims system...he tore that system a new asshole bigtime.

Legislative Assembly passes roadside drug testing laws LINK Canberra motorists will be subject to roadside drug tests after the Legislative Assembly passed new laws today. The Opposition's drug testing bill has passed this morning with the support of the Greens. Under the new laws Canberra motorists will face random tests for drugs including ecstasy, cannabis and methamphetamine. Opposition police spokesman Jeremy Hanson says the legislation is long overdue. "Although this has been a difficult process it didn't need to be and we're here today finally," he said. Chief Minister Jon Stanhope tried to adjourn the debate. Mr Stanhope told the Assembly the Human Rights Commissioner is worried about the bill's impact. "A piece of legislation that interacts with human rights raises human rights concerns," he said. It could take some time for the laws to come into effect. Commissioner warns drug tests risk breaching law LINK The ACT Human Rights Commissioner Helen Watchirs has raised concerns that drug-driving tests risk contravening human rights. The Greens decided to back the Opposition's drug driving bill and will pass it today, but the Government says it is a flawed law because it did not go through proper consultation. Ms Watchirs says the bill would fail a legal challenge in the Supreme Court. ACT Chief Minister Jon Stanhope says this shows the proposal would be bad law. "We're talking here about taking oral swabs and blood from people who are compulsorily stopped and tested by the roadside," he said. "The Chief Police Officer's saying, look there's inconvenient little things you've got to deal with in legislation like this called the rules of evidence, and the Human Rights Commissioner is saying we, the jurisdiction, have determined that we will not knowingly breach people's human rights." The Government sought the ACT Chief Police Officer and the Human Rights Commission's advice after claiming the Opposition failed to consult with either authority before proposing the bill. But Opposition police spokesman Jeremy Hanson says the bill has undergone rigorous scrutiny. "Normally in a Westminster system it would be inappropriate for a shadow minister to engage in consultation with a government official," he said. "It's not the way it's done. Normally I deal with associations and in this case I've dealt with the Australian Federal Police Association."

I messed up my days off, wasn't off Wednesday but Thursday, but all is good stuff has been sent.

Just to let the few people I owe a few free trades and stuff to at the moment, that next Wednesday all that is owed will be posted out, and yes your patience will be rewarded with some extras. y'all know who you are so don't sweat it, just have been working a hell of a lot shifts lately and haven't had the necessary time to get to a post office. cheers.

Agreed, there is a marked difference between functioning lifetime addicts and your off the rails, losing it all, couch surfing junkie IMO. If these drugs were not illegal then it would be no different to someone who had eating disorders and food addictions, or the millions of women who indulge in chocolate and sweets behind their partners backs, lets not forget the millions of smokers and drinkers who often know they had too many over the weekend and made dicks of themselves, yet can be found in front of the mirror dolling up the very next Friday night, getting themselves ready for another waltz with too much EtOH. Then there are these people who are addicted to things like Facebook...IMO that shit is the worst addiction I've ever seen.

We really need a qualified medic on this board...when is Dr Faustus going to be finished with all that studying, soon I hope, then he can get on with treating our receptor irregularities.

I drink tap water all the time, have done since day one, my wife won't and she's from Indo...she boils it and lets it stand in containers around the house at room temp for days until she will drink it. Interestingly iodine is great item to carry with you when drinking water is questionable/non treated, south east Asia, or Africa anyone, iodine can turn water that might otherwise make you incredibly ill into clean drinking water, you need to know how and at what amounts though. Iodine and chlorine work great against viruses but the will not protect you from cryptosporidia. How To Purify Water Using Iodine Tincture Fluoride Toxicity Issues Deaths or poisonings linked to fluoridation or fluoride products

There's never really a perfect way to go about this stuff, the only other route to satisfaction is one of two other methods.. *1 - do the trade or sale in person where ever possible, particularly for goods over $300. *2 - Ask seller for postage quote, only pay the postage at first then the total of goods once received and happy, if dissatisfied with goods take picture as proof of why, and send back at your cost. There is a third n forth option... Ask your preferred legitimate ethno vendor to supply you with chosen plants, or use an auction site with pay pal for limited protection.

geeze, that was enlightening, if I was in your hands at rehab I'd be over the back fence by now hitching a ride back to Dullsville for smoke.

One thing of interest is that certain addictions are almost necessary to curb behavioral patterns... for instance; a certain individual has a very short temper and is constantly grumpy and moans about everything..their whole family is like this, it's extremely annoying and prevalent throughout siblings and parents. When this person uses they abstain from any negative behavior that is pretty much natural to the individual when sober. The huge irony is that drug taking can be seen as negative behaviour so go figure. This person feels as long as they have a drug to keep them occupied then their true colors and short temper doesn't get a look in. Another way around addiction is to see a psychiatrist that understands you, same sex preferably, similar age too if possible, and talk about your addictions, ask if it's possible to obtain a pharmacologically pure version of your drug to assist in relieving you of a lot of the stress involved in seeking out illegal street drugs. Under close supervision you may find that this may indeed lead you in a slightly different direction permanently and allow you to focus more on subtle idiosyncrasies in your behaviour perhaps allowing you to see them better and iron them out if needed. Addiction can be a persons friend also, if that friend does nothing but make you feel right, it's incredibly difficult to let them go.

How would you classify someone who would take years away from addiction on several occasions throughout their life, who lived the clean happy healthy life, yoga meditation, daily exercise and an impeccable diet.. only to return to their drug convictions at random points for no apparent reason, other than simply wanting to get high again because they remembered how it felt and genuinely wanted to get back into it...? triggers...emotional cues, easily bored or can't find the feelings needed through sobriety. Once you know how something feels you can't ever forget it.

Do former addicts make good rehab workers/case managers...? If so wouldn't they have to have been an addict to a specific drug to work within the parameters of that drugs dependency framework, so as to achieve a higher understanding and knowledge of the subtleties that drug has on each new patient. I can't see how someone who wasn't say a meth addict, could possibly understand the intricacies of that drugs dependancy and expect to gain entry to the persons mind whom they are trying to help. If anyone tries to tell me that someone with a mountain od psych degrees is more than capable of healing addicts I'm gunna puke...that's not to say these types haven't helped in the past with certain individuals, but more than likely though they have helped softcore/first time addicts who are " good kids from wealthy families " that have gone off the rails cause it's kitsch. First rule of becoming drug free and cease addictions..the user has to want to stop. There is a place in an addicts mind that resides between sober and high, this place is where the relentless tempting thoughts to cross back over constantly bombard the sober...neutralizing these thoughts is incredibly difficult, one might consider brain washing to be the only means to eliminate them.

Julia Gillard has challenged Kevin Rudd for the party leadership... check all your local news guides now as this story breaks. SOURCE KEVIN Rudd's leadership is in crisis tonight as factional leaders and MPs urged Julia Gillard to challenge for the prime ministership. The Prime Minister and his deputy are locked in talks in his office, amid reports that key Labor figures have lost confidence in Mr Rudd's ability to win the next election. Ms Gillard has not yet made herself a candidate, but senior Labor sources said members of the NSW Right had agreed to support the push if she agreed to challenge. The leadership crisis emerged tonight just as Mr Rudd appeared safe before the start of the long parliamentary winter break and as he prepares to leave for Canada for the G20 meeting tomorrow. But there have been a fierce revival of complaints and concerns about Labor's collapse in the polls. Labor MPs said the Deputy Prime Minister was “very angry” with suggestions that her loyalty had been questioned by Mr Rudd. Prompted by reports that Mr Rudd had sent his chief-of-staff, Alister Jordan, to check MPs' loyalty and whether there were moves to replace him with Ms Gillard, MPs angrily accused Mr Rudd of disloyalty himself. Several MPs have told The Australian Ms Gillard has put every effort into killing leadership speculation surrounding Mr Rudd, but has effectively been undermined by the Prime Minister. “She has stood by him through the toughest time,” an MP said. “She has not sought to exploit his problems for her own gain and this is how he replays her?” MPs from the Right and Left factions and from NSW, Victoria and South Australia have been involved in meetings as anger spread through Labor ranks during question time today. ###

Magnesium chelate potassium thru bananas missing REM sleep is quite bad for the body, if you suffer from cold sores or have any other conditions similar like herpes, missing regular sleep prompts these things to activate.

Generally stones are half as strong as cubes, novae not found here... so perhaps Ps eucalypt is the obvious candidate.

happy dayz.....