Frut

I feel plants are controlling me, they are fiddling with my neurochemicals my hormones my just about everything in subtle ways

I am the legumne and they are my intelligent master

A day in the life of frut pedrinho

my daily Plant masters, they now have fueled me on cactus, master I will obey, you want me to go back to headquarters and report to the supreme Wompo Cactoblastus, yes I will obey now

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Supreme Wompo you want me to grow what? why? where?

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Okay, I will obey, please oh please just dont put anymore phytoestrogens in my morning crunchy pops

I love my girfriend Wompo, I love her sweetness.... please allow me to continue loving her sweetness and thanks for all the vitamin E in the grass, it keeps my skin youthful and her not realising i lied I was younger in years.

Over

Frut

Mods will this make me more acceptable on the board or will I be inundated by dipsticks like myself