Bundy

An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a f*ckin' crowbar from Bunnings A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem in that he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experiment treatment that might work if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis. The man thought about if for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" With his eyes watering, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another bread roll up my arse!..." a gay fella strolls into a pub in downtown auckland, flounces up to the bar and asks a great big maori bloke seated there "would you like a blow job?" the maori is staggered, regains his composure and punches the gay fella square in the face very hard, as he falls he cops an uppercut, he is then dragged by the hair and flung down the steps, on the footpath outside and bleeding heavily he is then treated to the mother of all kickings. the maori storms back up the steps, clearly enraged, sits back down at the bar shaking his head in astonishment. the bar tender comes over and says "shit, what was all that about?" the maori replies - "dunno bro, something about a job" [ 07. September 2005, 10:50: Message edited by: Bundy ]

I know some people who make corsets, whips all kinds of leather stuff they might be interested. I won't see them till the first week of aug though. If one of em is intersted i'll give your e-mail.

I got a order from SAB Today 1 week after payment. I got everything i orderd in full. Just wanted to say i'm very happy with the service. Still not to sure what to make of the 'i can't belive its not hash' I'll give it a proper go in a few days.

ergoamide IM. is kind of slow release. Over all it lasts longer. ONLY do it this way if you’re got viles from the pharmaceutical comp. suck it up straight from the vile. Getting particles in your mussel is VERY BAD. Cotton filters just aren’t good enough. Iv. if your got powdery k and insist on wacking it uses ¼ or less of what you would other wise use. work your way up SLOWLY to your satisfied. Also have your sharps bin next to you open, and put your needle straight into it. Coming to with a needle in your hand is not fun. If your thinking about injecting DXM syrup, just don’t. If its pharmaceutical made for injecting…. Get your stuff from a needle exchange programme, its free and they have excellent literature on different injecting techniques. Be safe, Stay clean, use sharp bins and take them to a exchange for disposal. Please don’t chuck your sharps bin in the rubbish. You might know this already but it has to be said. Iv drug use doesn’t= Junkie Someone who’s prioritys are drugs dose. Whether you smoke, inject IV or IM, snort, or suck on a glass dick.

Where dose poppy seed fall into this? Is there an exception?

So all you would need is to put trichs in a makeshift pot with a bit of soil and is leagle. Sounds good to me anyway.

I hear private courier is the way to go

Native pines, there’s heaps of 'em. I think 'Hoop pine' is one of 'em. I don’t know what the plantation stuff is but I believe its introduced. A favourite 'bush' walking spot of mine is in a forestry plantation with a creek running through it too :D [ 12. July 2005, 17:10: Message edited by: Bundy ]

I have know idear but it looks tasty

Gerbil I don't know much about weed removal, the only times I’ve done it publicly was 'bone seed' removal in scouts many many years ago. I was just going to cut 'em back and try and rip out as much roots as possible then have a Bundy & burn it all up. I know the blackberry type stuff resprouts from the roots but i don't really want to poison it. I figure its got to be better than nothing. Any better suggestions are welcome. I am new hear (i found this place because a border killed my lovely lophs) so i don't what kind of people come hear. Good to see its not just kids wanting to get off.

No problems, just send me your first born daughter. She'll be earning her keep in no time in my sweat shop making Nike, Reebok and other cool stuff.

Not to sure where to put this, anyway Is it ok to trade fresh cuttings of trichs? If so do you put a bit gladwrap or paper around the moist bit? Or do you only trade scabbed over or rooted cuttings. How small can you go, I usually use about 10cm+ but if posting smaller the better. [ 08. July 2005, 19:41: Message edited by: Bundy ]

I think there on-line versions out there. Its been a looong time since i looked but i think i've got one or a least parts of. If you have trouble i'll set up a torrent for ya.

Sleeping late is good for ya, realy it is. For yahoo it used to be 28 days but its three months now, i think. I used to lose lots of mail till they changed it. My guess is that theres lots of paroniond people here who get a new e-mail address just for this site.

Do the different substrates really put a different 'spin' on things. Don't mean strength, of the stem of course. Seems like subs could grow on lots of things, I’ll have to find big water pistol and spay the neighbour hood :D