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    Post a random picture thread

    .tried to upload a picture of my balls but got...Error THIS FILE WAS TOO BIG TO UPLOAD.
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    Post your track of the day

    Waking up to this is sensational.
  3. As your probably familiarized by now it will be a short time before I am admitted into rehab. During your stay at rehab no opioid medication is allowed. This could be a problem as I suffer with cronic back pain from time to time... And I'm sure during my stay it will flare up. So I've been doing some research on non opioid pain relief to no avail. Thought maybe tramadol but it turns out that is is a mild opioid and ssri so probably no good. Just wondering if anyone knows of a pharmaceutical med/drug that would relieve intence pain. Again guys this is legit pharmaceutical products that can be prescribed by a doctor/gp. No black magic or shaman cures will be tolerated in rehab either. Any recommendations welcomed. And I know I should be talking to my dr not the computer but just looking for heads up so I don't go to see my nice dr without a clue. Will be getting x ray to find out exactly what the problem is. Thank you. Wert
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    Post a random picture thread

    Wow factor! Thats cool shit! I'll bring my set. That be thy setting never to forget. Wicked.
  5. Yeah that sounds nasty as it's a mandatory requirement to participate in the programs schedules and undertake involvement in activitys/duties as specified. I don't know what they are exactly but along the lines of if your a chef you work in the kitchen, if your a toolman you work in the garden... if your an unemployed alcoholic that loves to trip out on shit then I might be cleaning the shitters??? Ftr! I'm a tradie I'll end up in the garden or fixing broken stuff... I fuckin hope cause I'm pretty useless at anything else apart from cooking 2 min noodles in d microwave, making a mess in the toilet and self medicating... witch apparently I'm not that good at either thats why I'm headed to rehab?
  6. Hi all. I have a nice poem i'de like to enter into a competition. I'm not a member of any organization and would like to enter it somewhere were it's recognized, perhaps even cash prize or some other certificate of publication. I've been wanting to share it here since I've been here but want to put it in a registrar first. About the poem. "Life" subject matter. 1 and a half pages long so can't be entererederererd in one that restricts how many words it can have. One that is currently open for submissions as I will be Submitting on wed morning. Then posting here for all wed night. Thanks guys and gals. I really look forward to any idea/suggestions you may have. Wert himself.
  7. Special K. Didn't even think of that myself. I'll defo be putting that to the doc.
  8. wert

    Quotes of the day.

    ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. Dave Matthes, Bar Nights
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    Post your word of the moment

    Forbear. Mmmmmm.
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    Post your word of the moment

    CHATTE! aka C#NT!
  11. wert

    Post your word of the moment

    MERDE! aka F#CK!
  12. wert

    don't cha hate it when..

    I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! F#CK!!!
  13. wert

    don't cha hate it when..

    Dchiw you set up a trade on sab and you send a wicked parcel in return for something of far lesser value only to find your communication with trader ceases the moment they recieve there parcel. And obviously you recieve nothing. FUCK THIS IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA WHEN YOUR DEALING WITH AN EMOTIONALY STRUNG, ON THE POINT OF PSYCHO PERSON WHO WAS BEING VERY FUCKING GENEROUS!!! F#CK!!!
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    Human Grace poem

    In m opinion scansion is a natural ability of a decent reader???
  15. RC I found that a respectable way of getting your point across. No offense taken what so ever and I kind of agree with you. But... if I go off antipsychotics I go a bit crazy, not normal crazy. Crazy crazy like paranoid delusional crazy. The anti depressant I was placed on after we had our second child, I developed servere post natal depression and couldn't go near her. The benzos im on are to aid the abstinence of alcohol. I suffer from high blood pressure and hypertension. .. runs in the family. After my mother passed away I was very phyisicaly nutty and the doc I saw at the time x ray my heart and diagnosed me with stress related hypertension (put me on valium for a couple of weeks) that was years ago. Though he did point out at that time there was something going on with my back and said we'll worry about that down the track. Not sure what it was but I could see it plain as day on the x ray. He gave me a peice of paper with stretching exercises to do but I was that drug fucked n drinking I just threw it out. But this back pain comes and goes. Haven't got the best posture in the world and sleep in awkward possitions sometimes then all of a sudden the pain is back. It can also correlate with pain in my chest part of my rib cage so don't know wtfs going on. Going to doc to get referal to radiology, have another appointment with doc on wed so will know exactly whats up with my back. And I'm only doing all this research atm because of the strict guidelines re: meds in rehab. Cheers guys. Wert.
  16. Starling. Further reading of your contributions to this site so far has made me think of you as a bit of a twat really. I never asked for the all of the intence help you offered, and I dont think woodwoman did either. You can't just jump into a crowd thats dancing to a rhythm and start pogo-ing in the middle all out of time n shit. Though you seemed to have literally answered my question you banged on alot about shit I never needed to know and to add to that you have pissed in the eyes of some people I care for and love on this site.
  17. This is how we comend each other round these traps starling. Further reading of your contributions to this site so far has made me think of you as a bit of a twat really. I never asked for the help you offered, and I dont think woodwoman did either. You can't just jump into a crowd thats dancing to a rhythm and start pogo-ing in the middle all out of time n shit.
  18. Yeah starling. Thanks for replying to PM. And I told you I wouldn't be changing it anyways. Btw my father died at a young age. I didn't really get to learn alot from him. I don't have any sons. It just a poem that I wrote a few years ago. Before I even had kids. I think I prefer my own revision of my own works that way it stays original and not capitalized or whatever. So you can call it horse shit in its current state.
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    Human Grace poem

    Nice work. Glad to have inspired you woodwoman. Be happy. Wert.
  20. wert

    Tax toke

    One brand name should be dark thunder. Think of tourists merchandise. "Came to the land down under smoked it up in a cloud of dark thunder" t shirts.
  21. If this little shit isn't here in the morning I'm gunna lose my fucking shit. Slugs are eating everything. Farrrrk meee!
  22. Pain and suffering. People weaker than I, thats pretty weak. The augmentation religion has on separating people. Edited to remove vulgar language and expressions of deep deep mental illness.
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    don't cha hate it when..

    Dchiw your up at 5:15 am even though you had 3 valiums and a temazipam at 11:30 cause your back is just agonizingly fuckin painfull. And you only have access to one fucking panadeine extra! So now your outside freezing, smoking ciggys having a winge to a bunch of people, some who you know, majority not, like they actually give a shit. Cause there snug as a bug sleeping in dreamtime having a good nights rest for the day ahead.
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