RonnySimulacrum Posted January 28, 2003 From "The Age" Melbourne newspaper website letters: > >----------------------------- >In the style of If You're Happy And You Know It > > >If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq >by John Robbins > >If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq >If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq >If the terrorists are Saudi, And your alibi is shoddy, >And your tastes remain quite gaudy,Bomb Iraq. > >If you never were elected, bomb Iraq >If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq >If you think that SUVs, Are the best thing since sliced cheese, >And your father you must please, Bomb Iraq > >If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq >If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq >We assert that might makes right, Burning oil is a delight, >For the empire we will fight, Bomb Iraq > >If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq >If we think that someo! ne's dissed us, bomb Iraq >So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, >Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq > >If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq >If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq >If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, >And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq > >Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq >For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq >Disagree? Well call it treason, It's the make war not love season, >Even if we have no reason,Bomb Iraq. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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