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    In 1975 a man was killed by a taxi while riding a scooter in Bermuda. One year later the man’s brother was killed on the same scooter by the same taxi driver who was carrying the same passenger!

    Don't you hate taxis?

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  14. Posted · Edited by dajindo

    In 1975 a man was killed by a taxi while riding a scooter in Bermuda. One year later the man’s brother was killed on the same scooter by the same taxi driver who was carrying the same passenger!

  15. Posted · Edited by dajindo

    Ok, some Chilling Coincidences for y'all. Hope you are superstitious like me.

    At age 49 South African astronomer Danie du Toit was giving a lecture about how death could come at any time. After he finished, he pulled out a mint and popped it into his mouth. Within a few minutes he had choked to death.

  20. Posted · Edited by dajindo

    We battle for the seeds, but I see no fights.

    Seen more controversy in the Bill of civil rights.

    Go hard or go home, you softer than foam

    I'm more scared of a shroom-eating gnome

    Respect for my gnomes, at least they can rhyme

    I'm the master of rhymes and a master of thyme.

    That's right bitch, I cook you with thyme.

    Cook you with lime, sell your body for a dime.

    You can't see me, unless you got a time machine

    Since fourteen, been canning rappers with sardines

    You sleeping with the fishes, sleep with submarines.

    Chop Chop those fake rappers like chop-suey greens

    English ain't my native, have no idea what that means

    Whatever man, I'm out. Peace.

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  24. Posted

    I flow like a dolphin being deeper than aquarium

    You float like a dead fish with a shallow cranium

    I feel pity man, so I don't battle such dudes

    Snack such cowards like dehydrated foods

    You must be high man, I'm too hard for you fools

    It would be harder battling some high school girls

    Chop you like a chopper feed you to my iguana

    Sell your cheap chains to my amigos in Tijuana

    My style is too cold while chilling in my Land Rover

    You're cold 6 feet below, found by your landowner.

    Come at me bro.

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