MrBumpy

In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspecting stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right, 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do, he's gonna see, When you're in Texas, look behind you, 'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be. fear the chuck norris bitches -bumpy

nup, my house was panadol... I actually use aspirin over panadol these days, panadol seems to just make me feel even worse. -bumpy

Damn, and I thought I was gonna have a few weeks free from the media reporting on Aussies imprisoned in asia for drugs... since Leslie got off for being a muslim addicted to drugs, Van Nyguen has been hung, and the bali 9 have got a while until they are gonna get put through the ringer, but noooo, Chapelle Corby has to come back into the spotlight. -bumpy

Does this mean you could be arrested for harming a police officer if they raided your home and used the wasps to try find your cache of drug... but you'd used baygon surface spray everywhere? -bumpy

The president can be called in for Jury Dury in the US? thats just retarded In australia aren't all public servants, teachers, doctors and nurses exempt from jury duty? or is that just a lie some fool told me? -bumpy

What frustrates me about some of the reporting they have done about the 'incriminating' evidence of chemicals for the manufacture of explosives is that they can be found quite easily in nearly every home. I realise that some of the accused are meant to have been placing orders for large quantities of H2O2, Acids and acetone... but one of the accused cases is really weak. IIRC, the paper said that police found at his home hydrocloric Acid, a chemical that can be used to make TATP (no mention whether the other chemicals required were found or not), as well as PVC pipe and end caps that can be used for casing for bombs... then later in the article it just quickly glanced over the fact the the man arrested was a Handy man, which very easily explains his possession of HCl and pvc pipe..... so a warning for all you tradesmen out there... if you are involved in pool cleaning, or use solvents such as acetone or metho, and your work involves PVC piping.... you could be a terrorist. -bumpy

I read in the paper that a few cars in Germany were torched last night.. but they are still trying to figure out if it is connected. -bumpy

Earlier this year when I duty free shopping, there were over proof bottles of smirnoff at the brisbane airport. It was labeled either double or triple strength, and had a purple/grey label rather then the normal red smirnoff label.. can't remember what its actual alc/vol was. So I'm guessing it shouldn't too hard to find. -bumpy

I'm looking at the bottle I got given on my 21st a couple of years ago... on the front label, says "MW heron perfected this great American Original in New Orleans, Lousiana , USA" 700ml 35% ALC/Vol on the back dist. in Aust by swift and Moore PY. LTD address Dist in NZ by Hancocks Wine & spirit Merchants address Botted in Aust from local and imported ingredients Also, Southern Comfort isn't a spirit, its a liquer..found that lil tidbit out when my girlfriend was doing a bar course Its made from bourbon and peaches or something. Not many people drank Southern when I was in high school... being in queensland most people drank bundy if they had enough money for spirits... or goon if you didn't. -bumpy

I still have my copies of Far Out Brussel Sprout, Unreal Banna Peel and Let'er Rip Potato chip from Primary school that are full of rhymes like these -bumpy

I want some. Isn't the restriction of absinthe in Australia based on its thujone content? Since this guys brew doesn't have a very high thujone content..technically you should be able to import it to Aus right? Also, if his is the closest reproduction to the absinthe of the past.... if the thujone content is so low, what the hell made Van Gogh cut his ear off? -bumpy

not in Queensland... it fades our curtains -bumpy

So thats why the sneaky photos my friends took of their penises as a joke when they stole my mates camera didn't come out

seriously dude... look at some of the other names on this forum... you don't need to worry about it sounding goofy or adolescent. -bumpy

sounds like something some of my mates pulled on a guy... offered him $50 to drink a whole punch bowl full of alcoholic punch... but the guy was so drunk already he didn't notice that they kept refilling it everytime he put it down to catch a breathe... so once they eventually let it run dry, the guy went off for a puke, they took $50 out of his own wallet and gave it to him. He didn't realise. -bumpy

eh.. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm I knew I'd read that before. -bumpy

Ymir : you don't need trangenics to create a nicotine containing fruit... it already can be done by grafting... haven't you heard of tomacco? http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,6...tw=wn_tophead_3 -bumpy

Once again I will be missing the meet. hmm...I wonder if I will ever show up to one... or if it has been predetermined for me to never be able to attend ??? -bumpy

Torsten : When you say donkey voting are you talking about just voting for whoever is on top of the ballot paper? I personally never understood why people did this...if you don't care about it, there is no reason why you need to put pencil to paper and make a mark on the ballot paper.... just put it in blank. The same can be said for people who are saying they don't vote because they don't think any of the candidates don't deserve there vote. I think compulsory voting is a good thing cause it makes people stop and think (at least for a second) about how this country is going to be run. If you don't vote, don't bitch and moan about being hit with a fine... the only way you are gonna be able to change that is by voting. -bumpy

I only caught the end of it, but I found it amusing that they were attributing this new drug to recent violent crime in NZ... then they went on about a dude who went batshit while he was high and hacked a girls arms off with a samurai sword. I'm not arguing that he did this cause he was fucking nuts from the drug, but I think (correct me if I'm wrong) that actual event happened 2 or 3 years ago (if you feel like checking, it happened in Auckland). -bumpy

Darcy : if you think thats the biggest predator cane toads have....you obviously haven't been in a 4WD with a drunk driver going along a creek road after a rain storm. -bumpy

I'm pretty sure that Crows have figured out that you just need to flip a canetoad over to be able to feast. I know my mates dog used to corner canetoads and throw them around, then lick their backs and go off and sleep in a corner for a few hours. Dogs are so smart. -bumpy

And don't forget his undying efforts in trying to save this nation from Drought by praying for rain every year....around the same time as the Mardi Gras -bumpy

Devance : it possibly could be if the pharmacy was integrated with an ayurvedic / Naturopathic clinic. I changed degrees from Naturopathy to a degree in pharmacology, where I had to do biochem and biomed subjects, but found that it really was not what I was interested in doing at all. -bumpy

look this up on snopes.com for more info on why this isn't true -bumpy