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  1. Posted

    I've been drinking tongan kava lately is definitley stronger than the fijian stuff.

    I mix a desert spoon with half a cup of milk, a quarter of a cup of pineapple juice and a quarter of a cup of water. Tastes delicious and works pretty well. Even knocks me out after a night of heavy partying.

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    Yeah, I heard that consuming powder can give you a sore tummy and pooping problems because it expands inside your gut

    I guess it depends on how much you consume.

    This is true of the core part of the cacti which swells quite alot when it comes in contact with water.

    The fleshy part between the core and skin on the other hand hardly reacts at all when it comes in contact with water and gives little to no nausea. I've never puked whilst consuming dried powder.

    Drying does seem to reduce potency though, but possible my drying technique wasn't quite correct.

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    1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    6. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    7. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    8. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

    9. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    11. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    12. On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here."

    13. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

    14. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

    15. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    16. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

    17. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    18. A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex.

    19. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

    20. In 1940 the year chuck norris was born, round house related fatalities increased 13,000%

    21. When Chuck Norris dives into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chucked

    22. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

    23. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

    24. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    25. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

    26. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

    27. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

    28. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

    29. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

    30. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

    31. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

    32. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

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    I havn't read all the scientific data about links between cannabis use and mental disorders looking back to my high school years when I smoked pot very heavily I saw alot of people develop problems possibly even mental conditions including myself. In most cases these conditions subsided gradually once cannabis usage was stopped though.

    I used to be stoned all the time and got to the point where I found the sober state of mind terrorfying, when I was sober I felt like everything up to the present moment was a dream that i'd just woke up from. I also started hearing voices in my head and seeing imaginary bugs and spiders all the time. Smoking weed would only make this all more intense. Finally I stopped and got severly depressed for six months until I was slowly able to change my thinking and pull myself together. There is also a history of mental illness on one side of my family so i'm not sure if this attributed to what happened to me.

    But then I know people who have smoked weed regulary for 20+ years and hold down white collar jobs and have had no problems from cannabis use.

    IMHO the brain and mind is such a chaotic system that we know so little about and things such as cannabis use affects different people so differently. Any attempt to use our primitive psychological sciences to quantify this is really not going to do much good.

  8. Posted

    I watched seasons 1 and 2 when it was first on sbs a few years ago and loved it :)

    I didn't even know it was still on, I don't get the chance to watch much tv these days (prolly a good thing).

    I'm not sure how accuratley the characters in the story potrayed typical gay relationships but I saw so many similiarities between the problems and issues in homosexual relationships that the characters have and my own hetero relationships. Well maybe besides the the anal sex :P

  9. Posted

    I bought a cd eat static - in the nude, today.

    Pretty nice oldskool downtemp psy, not sure if you'd classify it as ambient but still fairly chill compared to what I usually listen to :D

    The sound lab on triple J plays some pretty cool ambient stuff, sunday nights 11pm - 1am.

  10. Posted

    Why go north when you can come down south to SA biggrin.gif

    All us adaliens will show you a thing or two about fun biggrin.gif

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    lol I don't even remember posting that last night, thats probably why you shouldn't mix xanax and wine :blush:

  13. Posted

    looks trippy.

    really trippy.

    but more to the point. mushroom mags!?!?!

    i mean i guess its no suprise to me that they exist but what type of content do they have?

    just tripped out stuff and growing tips?

    Mushroom mags a german psy trance magazine. It came with some psy trance cd's i bought from overseas.

  15. Posted

    Amazing stuff wandjina :worship: I'll have to try and save up some cash so I can by one of your works.

    The photos don't do them enough justice, i've seen a couple of your pics in the flesh and they are amazing, so vibrant :)

  20. Posted

    i was taught at school that there were only 3 states ov matter--solid, liquid & gas.

    now i'm told that plasma is actually a 4th state ov matter--curiouser & curiouser.

    Well actually there could be 5 states of matter.

    I read an article a while back about how cooling matter down as close as possible to absolute zero produces a new state of matter called fermionic condensate. This state of matter occurs when elements are cooled to almost absolute zero temperatures, as little as a 50th of a billion degrees above absolute zero in fact. In this state thousands subatomic particles act as one larger particle :D

  22. Posted

    I've been to the last 3 of these and they have all been awesome nights.

    Apparently theres going to be a mystery guest playing as well.

    If your going and don't allready know me i'll be walking around in an Aphex twin tshirt, feel free to buy me a beer ;)

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