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    Ok Folks.......just will use this space to announce the retirement of Former Detective Sergeant RAYMONDO McPEATTIE.

    Obviously i'm not really a cop.....was just me Greencavefloat playing a SAB board prank.

    Maybe i did a few to many posts but I thought some of them were rather amusing......anything that mentions a banana in the tailpipe is always fun.

    Anyway had a laugh and so Raymond Peattie is now officially retiring from the board.

    Well done to the people who web searched for the (currently incarcerated) Raymond Peattie.

    I must say that Torst was onto me in a flash with my alter ego and knew who i was straightaway.

    Ok, no harm done folks..

    see ya

    GFC

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    LOL thats funny, but what if our new member is a cop...

    new member are you a police man really? I dont understand........

    There, there dear......don't overwork yourself with this one.

    no I'm not a cop.

    here is a joke:

    How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs???

    None. He fell.

  3. Posted

    I'm in if you've got a key to the drug safe... ;)

    I sure do have the keys.

    You know I'm really starting to like you guys. We have all sorts of goodies in The Safe (as us boys in blue like to call it).

    hmmmmm....let me have a look...

    - a 1kg bag of something labeled DMT. Not heard of that one....can't be to popular.

    - 37 dried cactus heads......something called a loph

    - 99% pure mescaline extract - 347grms

    - salvia extract x50, can't be to good if you have to x50 it

    well i'll be sure to bring some along

  5. Posted · Edited by Australian Federal Police

    um....errrr.....ah...we all make mistakes thats why I'll give you a second chance before/if i bust you down.

    We are really, really trying to change the negative image you ethno people have of us.

    In fact I was just talking to my good old mate Roger Rogerson about a joint SAB/AFP pub crawl so we can all get off onto the right foot again.

    My mate Roger and his mate Abo Henry are just top blokes who put on the best pub crawls a man has ever seen.

    And to show what a nice bunch of fellas we are there will be an overlooking of all pot smoking on the night.

    Best AFP pubcrawls

    Locations suggested might be the Iron Duke Hotel or the Coogee RSL

    Last Pub crawl we had the Bra Boys turned up and we all had a lot of fun together. And those boys are just really great blokes who'll look out for you when you back is turned.

    Whose in?

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