Jonny Deformed

Cheers for that FeloniousMonk. Ill be sure to give it ago. Is there anywhere you can suggest that stocks all the items in this concoction?

actually i don't think it is. The spots are not easily dislodged from the leaf surface and there are no signs of webbing.

Shite. What needs to be done?

I know Ive read somewhere that the spores do survive the digestive system of only cows due to their nifty internal set up. This is probably the reason they are so commonly found on cow dung as oppose to horse, roo, camel etc. Many the spore shot from the cubes would be caught be the surrounding grass. There it waits to be shat on or eaten by cow. Spores that find themselves deep inside their desired substrate will have a far greater chance of germination due to the high co2 levels and absence of light.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A cripple in a house fire.

Two sausages in a frying pan. One turns to the other and says: "Fuck its hot in here". The other one turns and says: "AH FUCK A TALKING SAUSAGE!!"

Yeah, whats so funny.. Midgets need loving too.

Its good to ask them the first question i believe. Like said before, Whoever asks the questions has the power. But don't ask a question that makes you look clueless. Joe: "Hello officer, why did you pull me over?" Officer: "You were speeding" Joe: "Oh really, how fast was i going?" Bam! you sound like a cnt who can't read his own speedo. They'll make anything up since you don't know yourself. A good one to ask is: Joe: "So am i under arrest officer? Officer: "erm" Joe: "No? then I'll be on my merry way, bye" Unless they've got a reason to detain you and they make this reason very clear, you can legally walk/drive away IME. Tell them your time is money, and they'll be receiving an invoice. This has worked so many times in mine and friends experience. Try not to sound like a smart arse though... Its a very fine line between sounding informed and sounding like a smart prick.

They fit together quite tightly. Not bothering with glue or screw so like you said its easier to take down. Which is inevitable since we're renting. Going to use some sort of see through plastic covering. 8m by 8m I've got an old pool cover but its a bit aged.

Greetings I acquired some 50+ cacti (all Trichos) in early spring and have had them all in full sun until now. The recent rains we've been having have got me thinking about winter. What do you growers do with your collections over the winter months? I hear of people bringing them indoors but this is not possible for me. A greenhouse is the way to go I'm thinking but it would have to be portable, as in not glass. So where can i get a portable walk in greenhouse? I have tried bunnings, mitre10, Kmart, and others but no one seems to know their heads from their arseholes. Cheers JD

I'm in. Thanks

Can you get me some elephant poo?

Basicly yes. Not proud of it but it pays the bills. Plus i don't have to deal with joe public, just animals great and small.

Be sure to take a spore print

Cheap too

Yes you did, i'm sorry. forget what?

Penis envy, snigger snigger.

I would do this but, its not really a spine anymore this way is it. Plus i'd have to buy glue and other bits'n'bobs for the job. Not to worry. I've got a few scouts on the case since some of you people have been far less than useless.. Talking about tampons and the like. shroomytoonos, i'm looking in your direction.

Yeah may be...... wtf?

Looked everywhere. Not a sausage. Got some rellys coming over from Ye olde England, they may, or may not bring some. If not, i'm just going have to fork out for postage. Raspberries!

Anaimal worker / Custodian. Shit work good hours & money, beats working with people. Other than that i basicly just exist trying to disturb as little as possible.

I just soak mine in methylated spirits for 24 hours or so. Its 95% ethenol don;t you know. Works a treat. No need to PC them. The only thing i PC is the jars,grain and agar.

So no one knows where to get the cross pieces eh?

You know some sucker will buy it... lol

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