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Going to church tomorrow for the first time

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Well, I've been to church with fiends before but that was when I was 12 and living in the city.

i never payed attention , church never spoke my laungage , it wasnt because they spoke spanish , and other asian tounges , but yeah I'd only go for friends and now, hot girls.. Wow that sounds immature, like I don't care about spirituality lol

.since moving to the rural community I've felt a bit isolated.

last week these jehova witness (yeah I know great souls) came to my house with thier agenda pamphlets and the only reason Im interested is because the girl was hot but before talking she introduced her husband by name but not herself , I asked for her name and she told me. That's bad huh. I find it weird since jehova witness's don't recognize woman as holding power , she seemed very assertive and would interrupt her husband while he tried to talk.

She played with her hair a lot and laughed at my remarks like when I told her suffering is desire" and if desires made her suffer that she should free herself from desire. I asked for an example of desires , she couldn't think of one but I told her about eating a box of cookies all at once and getting sick afterwards , but if the box was eaten in a span of days it would be easier to stomach.

When I said I'd check out church if I had time she said you can sit with us if you'd like and her husband looked at her like wtf lol. Idk if I should go sit with them m or just go sit someplace else.

These peop,e look about my age(early 20's) and are just as likely to slip up as anybody else and I just want them to question their doctrine.

I'm going to give them bernie sander pamphlets and talk to them About democratic politics to see how they differ from the watchtower lol

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Ha, we both know the hot married girl is part of your motivation :wink:

Seriously though, do take care.You think they send young hot people door-knocking for the fun f it? No. They send the people best suited to that area - always older Jehovah's here as my suburb is mostly retired folk. That said, they usually mean well and are not as predatory as some of the evangelical mega-churches.

Anyway, have fun :innocent_n:

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Lol - welcome to the SAB church. That was a confession, right?

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Seems like another win for the 'Witnesses'...

Many a youngster started their cultist path thinking they'd join as a joke and knock some sense into a zealot or bone a hot cultist chick.

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I remember some JW folk coming to my place once. There was a mother and daughter combo. I can't put my finger on it but i got the vibe that the daughter was there as a kind of a sexy lure. It could just have been me projecting. But it was weird. I think you have been played ;)

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And to add to the above. I remember entertaining the idea that maybe i could hook up with the daughter then quit the church. And we could then run away together.

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The morning started off great with some digging -planning a new garden bed. But from out of nowhere, a cultist group , Seperate from the "witnesses" ..a cult of tweakers who harass my garden and I, came over asking for drugs.Which is another reason why I'm interested in meeting "different" people, I've got a sketchy vibe off everybody Ive met in te mountains, Even the religious ones hehe. Reminds me of children of the corn up here -how people obviously fuck their relatives and are a tad behind the rest of the world.

When asking for drugs i told him to get drugs from his friends, then he Pepper sprayed me in the face and proceeding to yell dont fuck with Tyler lol Tyler was fucking with me .. The only issue i think they have with me is jealousy ,I've got stuff they want and are always trying to "come up" off me :(

Im Lightweight nervous to walk to the church now because I'm thinking these kids will attempt to run me over. Wtf is people's problem.

I'll post an update if I decide to leave my house, jehova might have stuff I want too and there's only one way to find out , but I'd be all about respect. Damn I'm sounding like a SUCKA , getting bit by the bigger fish lol

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i haven't been to church since forever

it wouldn't be so bad i guess if it weren't for that godawful singing

holy shit i hate church songs

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If you ever go to Europe, visit one of the small-town Catholic churches. No singing there at all! Just hours upon hours of judgemental hate speech. Ahhh, bliss.

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The best thing about church IMO was the music - the morals about compassion , paitience, honesty, ect. were all qualities I've had as a kid. What I think religion does is reinforce qualities in people , but if you need reinforcement - are you truly a good person , or is it a show ? I told them I think people are what ever we think we are , if we think we are bad people , we are bad. it doesn't matter what somebody says in the bible , its all about our own judgement.

I showed up to chirch today and met a bunch of nice people who kept me from wanting retaliation on the group of puds that keep harassing me , with pepper spray , guns, stealing , threats , Ect .

I asked the group when the topic of homosexuality

was brought up as being disgusting -I asked what about lady bugs -they uhh have sex with other lady bugs. I was complimented on being courageous because most first timers are usually shy.

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^ and dolphins!

OMG - they just turned up here. Fortunately, I was having a shit at the time so didn't hear the knock on the door - just witnessed them leaving. yay.

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Last JW's that rocked up at my house asked me to an Easter service. Had to tell them I couldn't make it because I had a Hari Krishna chanting weekend ahead... :lol:

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This is the worst thread ever. I hope it goes for at least six pages. I'm already checking in twice as often as usual.

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