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Hey everyone,

I want to giveaway a ten pack of some seedlings I've been growing.

The pack contains six macro x scop, two roseii#1 x scop (both from interbeing) and two bridgesii x SS02 (from Amazonian). All of which are just over two years old.

To make it interesting I thought I'd give them away to the person who could post the shittiest, lamest joke.

I'll keep it open for two weeks from today and the winner will be decided by the post that has the most likes.

Thanks guys!

:)

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Why did the pony go to the vet? Because it was a little horse.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your type here" and the Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a Fun- gi"

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How do you recycle toilet paper?

Beat the crap out of it

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I don't want anything to do with your seedlings I hear they're a bunch of pricks!

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Removed shit joke.

Edit. Already growing some of these seedlings

Edited by DeadStar
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball ?

An Australian man will actually search for a golf ball.

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wat do you call a sex worker with a runny nose

full

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Q: What is a Shih Tzu?

A: a zoo with no animals.

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What do you call a donkey with three legs?

Glue.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A drug dealer can't wash their crack an sell it again.

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How do u make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer then through a bandsaw,,,, meeooowwwwww.

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How do u get Pikachu on the bus?,, you Pokemon.

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Oh yeah,,,

Australia's government. Australian laws. Most shittiest joke ever!

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What's the difference between a chick-pea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you

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What's the difference between a Hippo? and a Zippo?

One is a little Lighter

HaHa

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Whats the difference, between a brown chicken, and a brown cow?

*guitar with wah pedal starts playing porno music*

Brown chicka brownn cowww

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Why did the piece of toilet paper hate surfing?

Because he always got wiped out

Why did the toliet bowl hate taking tests?

Because it always got shit marks

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how'd you make a hormone.........

Kick him the guts

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what smells worse than an anchovy?

An anchovies cunt

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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I finally thought of a shit joke.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He had to work it out with a pencil.

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