Jealous Slander

[SayN]

da rhymes in dis thread seem kinda lame

so stfu or lift your game

its ok to babble but ya's needs to know

without no soul, there's just no flow

[incognito]

I have some awesome ideas for birches and gripes that I've been discussing with hb that I seriously think would benefit (honestly) the forum as a whole and clean up all the shitfight in the other forums, and make this forum an amazeballs, pro-active place, I spun the spiel to hb, though now I've forgotten some details I'll try to remember them then come back here and edit it. Sounded amazeballs at the time.

[incognito]

Someone's gotta put forward this spiel to Torsten for me as he's never forgiven me since I whipper snipped his lettuces.

[spooge]

Fuck the lettuce

We need another post from Subby.

[incognito]

You are an angry rapper pimento.

MC Pugnacious.P

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

that whipper snipper was a weapon of mass destruction,

its halted the whole line of lettuce production.

[incognito]

Boys getting good. *nods head in acknowledgememt*

"Yo ready to get goin with dem freaky styles?"

Pugnacious. P, drop dem beats...

[incognito]

Talkin bout soul there mr crayZ, well I'm guessin you be talkin' a talkin bout me.

Do I have a soul? I don't know,

I think your hatin on me boy, cause you blow.

Though blowins' I need, but here's one hitch,

Before takin me in say your my bitch.

Bein my bitch boys what you are, if your not camera shy we make an Internet star.

Internet stars now your fame, cos now I'm ploughing through you like a hurricane,

A hurricanes bitch now is who you are,

Thrashing that ass like a rental car.

I could go on but Ive made it well clear,

Take on me you best to cover your rear.

Edit- I think I've pwned myself cos I had to fix spelling mistakes )

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

word yo!

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

*turns hat backwards*

We ready for the battle thats been thrown down.

and im ready to rap till my pants turn brown.

Me an incog are the ultimate crew

Neither one of us is scared to slinging poo

[SayN]

incog you are bad

and i dont just mean ass

your words they fall flat

coz you lacking some class

take a tip from the master

and quit while you can

i eat bitches for breakfast

...tastes like bacon.

[spooge]

a lively thread with lotsa play

Bout bitches n cocks n wanking persay

all was good till it seemed to get bogged

in HB's n incogs love for dog log.......

[spooge]

Then there's CrazyZ with pork on his mind

Fryn up bitches for breakfast, his all to kind

Says he's the master of incogs arse

Maybe it was him Subby saw in the grass

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

ok, throwing down Incogs love of lassie

Was simple attack but it werent really classy.

pimentos verse got me out classed

this white boy gets by on rhyme he just assed

[spooge]

Not that diff to outclass lol noobs

But gotta hold back from being so rood

I'm not white, were pink with blue dots

Still wanna see the OP's lge cock

[SayN]

stay outta this pim this isnt your fight

you rhyme like a toddler - must be nappy-change night.

to take me down cleanly you'll need more than that

a vicious allegation that i saw Subby's fat.

[spooge]

Subby I luvs ya, feel for ya bloke

Extend my hand out to ya, we had our joke

We're all good people n your amongst the best

You stood mighty tall in this shit slinging test

[spooge]

On the other hand Z you mean nothin to me

Scurry-n round, in-sec-tile flea

I can Imagine your filth from right were I sit

Sniffing around in your pig shit

[incognito]

^ happy about that good to see,

Cos after all it's our community.

Edit- that was for the subsy post not the crazyZ one.

MC Pugnacious.P has issues for sure, gotta go to sleep now fuckers I snore.

[spooge]

Yeah Z in his pig shit represents

After all were mostly just miscreants

[SayN]

yeah enuf is enuf and its time to crash out

but there's always tomorrow, so no need to pout

[spooge]

Bye bye Incog, off to sleep

in the warm snugly house that mommy doth keep

Z n HB, gone snoozels as well

is there any out there with stories to tell?

[Distracted]

This is whole lot of lyrical masturbation

i'm gonna go tune into another station.

[FancyPants]

PimP-to-tha-ho

what ya got to know,

Is this bitch is so tight

ya gonna lose tha fight

Jabez was always yappin'

when he wasn't busy fappin'

changed his name, don't mean shit

never could find tha clit

SAB crew slingin hard

we've gone full retard

lets forget all this fuss

and munch that fungus

*facepalm*

[incognito]

Let's hear it for MC Fancy Pants! Wooooooooot!