Pasito Posted March 3, 2015 To take over the world with... or just for coffee, whatever. Reasons to be my friend: I'm funny and smart, which means slightly above average jokes. I won't ditch you for my other friends, because I have none. I like all the things this forum is about, I assume we already have that in common. I've owned one pair of shoes for the last 4 years. There isn't any kind of food that I won't eat. I'm only considered insane by roughly 26% of people I encounter. I'm an entrepreneur, not a very good one, but still. I saw a UFO once. I like to think I'm reasonably cultured. I can fix your computer. My bills and rent are paid on time. I have two turtles. If you think any of that^ might interest you, send me a message. Not that it should matter but I'm 20/F/QLD. Cheers. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Idon'tstudydinosaurs Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) . Edited March 3, 2015 by archaeologistintraining 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted March 3, 2015 Defiantly to bad you're in qldWhat are you favorite type plants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted March 3, 2015 Haha awesome first post!!! Welcome to SAB! P.S. - I grew up drinking Pasito as my fave soft drink (well that an Passiona) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted March 3, 2015 heya pasito, 26% is a pretty low percentage, i'd imagine most folks around here would most probably rate a tad higher on that scale.. 26% seems like a pretty good proportion of crazy.. though i personally don't consider most people to be very reliable judges of craziness.. either way i'm sure you'll enjoy it around here & if you do i'm sure you'll meet lots of potential friends that are equally proportionally crazy & funny or smart or whatever. I'm lucky, by circumstance i have lots of friends. But some of the best people i know, some of my best friends, don't really have any or many friends.. it's a twisted world we're in. Good luck, i hope you stick around & find everything you seek & more 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obtuse Posted March 3, 2015 Welcome to SAB. A great first post. And I totally resonate with the comment about shoes. I wear them till they fall apart. 26% would be about normal for this forum so you will fit in fine. I think I sit about 50%. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortly Posted March 3, 2015 Welcome aboard Ehhhhh shoes are entirely over rated. You should come along to a meet Pasito. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortly Posted March 3, 2015 Welcome aboard Ehhhhh shoes are entirely over rated. You should come along to a meet Pasito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mystical oyster Posted March 3, 2015 I need a new friend to take over the world with! Hi pasito! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted March 3, 2015 i had to replace my shoes of 2 years because i stepped in dogshit the day before i had to present at a conference, i didn't think it would be a good idea to stand in the middle of a packed hall reeking of shit 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berengar Posted March 3, 2015 To take over the world with... How would you go about doing that? 'Peaceful', political way, or chaos and destruction? That's my main criteria when choosing a new friend. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theuserformallyknownasd00d Posted March 3, 2015 If you want chaos and destruction invite me along! Not that I'm this was inclined, it's just the qualities that lie within 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pasito Posted March 4, 2015 You should come along to a meet Pasito. Cool, where can I find info about that? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pasito Posted March 4, 2015 How would you go about doing that? 'Peaceful', political way, or chaos and destruction? That's my main criteria when choosing a new friend. Eh, not sure. Politics, chaos and destruction haven't been shown to be the most effective path. In thinking about it, nah, I'll wait for another world to be discovered to takeover, this one's screwed already 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Credible Posted March 4, 2015 Welcome to the forum. Is their only one friend position available? The competetive side of me needs to know. Intentional or not I believe you will make many good friends on this forum as have I. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glimpse Posted March 4, 2015 i would like to through my hat in the ring i like yoghurt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted March 4, 2015 You cant be young AND smart. That's why the word precocious is used, to describe young people that aren't as dumb as expected. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted March 4, 2015 tell us about the time you saw a ufo and ill tell you about my samsaquanch encounter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted March 4, 2015 ffs billios why can't you keep a samsaquanch encounter secret close to your heart. blabber jaw 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted March 4, 2015 and funny 1st post tick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortly Posted March 4, 2015 Cool, where can I find info about that? That would be here http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=33933&page=25 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pasito Posted March 4, 2015 Is their only one friend position available? The competetive side of me needs to know. Multiple positions available, random chat friend, profound conversation friend, help bury the body friend, etc.. i would like to through my hat in the ring i like yoghurt i also like yoghurt. You cant be young AND smart. That's why the word precocious is used, to describe young people that aren't as dumb as expected. Precocious... 'aren't as dumb as expected'... much better fitting, thank you tell us about the time you saw a ufo and ill tell you about my samsaquanch encounter - about 4pm, a long time ago - at a friends house down the road and she lived on a hill - looking out at a reserve (mini forest thing?) that backed onto my parents property - very dark, large (6m) disk shaped object hovering, it looked like it was moving in circular patterns, but altitude never changed - this happened for about 10 minutes then BAM straight up into the sky, perfectly vertical, and kept going until out of sight 3 adults, 4 children and 2 dogs witnessed the event. Now... what is a samsaquanch?.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted March 4, 2015 On a website where your choice of name is limited only by your imagination, I remain spooked by all of the new members lately whose names bear uncanny resemblance to those of existing or previous members... In this case... Sapito. That would be here http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=33933&page=25 Oh, you're one of them shortly. That crew has weird rituals that involve leaving their stain on a wall. I would keep my distance also one of them has bright red hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted March 5, 2015 ^ don't be intimidated by Thunder's vicious rumours and slander Pasito, he's just mortally afraid of the CBD and surrounds We're actually quite a pleasant bunch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mysubtleascention Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) MemoHarem Bonus Click Edited February 26, 2017 by mysubtleascention 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
