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A bat projectile shat in my eye

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So i was walking to my friends house at around 11:45 pm xmas eve when i walk down a road with no lights for about 400 m and out of fucking nowhere a bat flies real close to me a projects a shit straight towards my face hitting me nearly dead in the right eye!

The cunt nailed me (excuse my language but i think its quite appropriate here)

This was not self defence or any form of self preservation, the bastard just felt like saying have a merry christmas and dropping one right in my face!

I used to live im America and this just gives me one more reason to not like this country..

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the bat was probably shitting itself from a sudden surprise......you may want to consult a gp...they carry all kinds of disease...

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Definitely not man, this thing aimed for me.

The road was very very wide with openenings between the trees.

But i should be fine, a gp wont do much anyway.

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id recommend some stealth clothing next time , maybe hide from their sonar and avoid detection ;)

yeah im with dreamwalker , get it checked out if you can or will , but yeah.. if your'e not gna

then jokes are probably a good thing .. and i hope nuthn bad happens to your eye

and hope you flushed your eye well at the time

last thing ya need is to lose sight or have a crested or monstruose eyeball

but either way... is there anything you could be prepared with next time to get some quick response revenge?

super soaker with garlic water :devil: ... a drone?

or crucifix shaped shuriken...

maybe the local pest control dept could lend a few good ole boys and a flamethrower if they have one at their disposal

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theres too many reasons to still like that country tho , i keep tryna find ones not to in an anal-sciency way I was rigoured into here

but I get swamped with beauty beyond belief lookn there from over here

from wombats to blue mountains ..... :drool2:

all the americas definitely give me the same feel though regards to land, flora and fauna there...

but when it comes to the amazon,,,, nothing can touch that awesomeness

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hashahaha that's goood luck

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So i was walking to my friends house at around 11:45 am xmas eve

hey mate, aint 11:45 AM like in the morning around high noon?

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@bullit

Yeah thats what i kept thinking, wasnt sure if its true but now i defiinitely know :)

@zelly

Yeah i meant pm, ill edit my post

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WHAT IF IT HAS EBOLA!?!?!

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It was me! Mwoo harr harr!

My forays into animorphism have reached their peak!

Fuck u meditator! Right in the eye! Yes !

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@Incognito

You gotta be shitting me

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I was reading before about hendra directly transferring into humans, not using horses as a middle step. I thought for ages about how a fruit bat comes into fluid contact with a human, now i know LOL

There was me thinking people were eating or fkn fruit bats somewhere

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I was reading before about hendra directly transferring into humans, not using horses as a middle step. I thought for ages about how a fruit bat comes into fluid contact with a human, now i know LOL

There was me thinking people were eating or fkn fruit bats somewhere

I rekon it happens billioz , seen people eat them but I didn't c if they fucked them 1st?????

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Yo youre not going to believe my luck..

I went to a park waiting for some friends to come out (this was really late at night). So i go and sit at one of the two tables.. AND THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE SNAKE! I got the ass end and the damn thing pissed on my arm. Lol i better win the lotto or something.

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Hehe anamorphism rules! Snicker snort

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I was reading before about hendra directly transferring into humans, not using horses as a middle step. I thought for ages about how a fruit bat comes into fluid contact with a human, now i know LOL

There was me thinking people were eating or fkn fruit bats somewhere

I ate a bat once. It wasn't in Australia though so Hendra wasn't really a concern.

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I ate a bat once. It wasn't in Australia though so Hendra wasn't really a concern.

Did you fk it first though?

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Last winter, a bat got in the house several times, and flew around....it flew right at me and squeeked right at my face!

I could see it teeth and beady little eyes.

It finally landed on a curtain.

I wanted it gone....so I tried to get it flying around and out by poking it with the straw end of a broom.

I was a bit nervous, and it just wouldn't let go.

Guess I hit it a bit hard, it kind of seemed knocked out or stunned, and fell right into my newly washed dishes!!

I felt sort of like a monster then, harming the small creature like that.

It crawled under things in the dish tray, and I hoped it was ok,

but had enough, so I just put all the dishes etc outside in their drying thing.,..it was gone the next morning, so it must have been ok,

I could not figure out how it got in the house.

later, a different day, it came back again.

A friend told me, just leave a window etc open, it will find its way out....and that is what happened.

later, I wondered.....how did it get in again? Was I imagining things?

So, at another time, it showed up...all windows and doors were absolutely closed,.

Wondered if I was seeing bats, in my mind or was 'batty'.

A week or so after that, the temperatures were extremely cold here.

I went out on the back stairs, and looked down...on the floor next to the door was a frozen solid bat.

Felt sorry for it, kept it in a box a while to see if it would revive, but it was too late.

Turns out, there was a crack under the second story door...

where the bat had been used to flying up and crawling in since before I had moved there apparently!

I guess it saw me in the kitchen, and was intimidated after our previous encounter.....

so It stayed and waited until I would have left....but by then, it was so cold...that it froze.

Glad it didnt do the projectile at me though!!

I admit I did wonder if it was a drone at one point, since it seemed so mysterious as to how it got in, etc.

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