incognito Posted December 24, 2014 Ho Ho Ho Today my family and I are going to celebrate the birth of Jesus with the ingestion of 5 animals and copious amounts if alcohol. I'm in psyche up mode. Much love sabers, I'll spare a thought for you all whilst I gorge myself until I slip into a food coma or get knocked unconscious playing pool rugby with the phews' whatever comes first. I fuken love Christmas, what other day can you drink, eat and restock on socks and undies!! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 24, 2014 Anyhoo I'll offer a penis cactus for the best Jesus/Christmas meme, Also, what advice would you offer a young baby Jesus about to make his way in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) My advice to Jesus....get good shoes bro Merry Xmas...shitfaced already...lol..this is fitting Edited December 24, 2014 by waterboy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Advice... Always remind your followers your story will be one of the longest running psychedelic and imaginative novels ever published Edited December 24, 2014 by upside 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manic Posted December 24, 2014 Hahahaha!!! I love it! Today is looking pretty rough actually, got into early celebrations last night and have a hell of a hangover thismorning. Nothing a bit of food and another bottle of jacks cant help fix though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
∂an Posted December 25, 2014 yeah merry christmas y'all how do we make this transplanted co-opted northern hemisphere shamanistic cum crypto-christian festival more australian? as plant heads, it seems what we really are celebrating at this time of year is the summer solstice. midsummer was often celebrated with a bon fire in pagan europe, but given that it is so hot and bushfire dangers maybe not so appropriate for oz? one thing christmas in qld always reminds me of is mushrooms and snakes, both seem to rear their heads at this time of year.... so how about a mushroom serpent festival?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Credible Posted December 25, 2014 not a meme, still slightly fitting tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted December 26, 2014 <<< winning meme. christmas presents rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 26, 2014 Well I like cranky cat and Jesus. Pm me ur addy upside 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yawning Man Posted December 26, 2014 Merry Christmas everyone. Wishing you all a happy and successful 2015! Thanks to everyone for all the Trades and giveaways! Cheers 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
