watertrade Posted January 30, 2014 5 packs of seeds to give away. Must write a short poem of no more than 40 words containing the words - hillbilly, goats, incognito & pumpkins. 5 people picked at random in a few days. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamwalker. Posted January 30, 2014 this feels a bit deja vu .................................so does it have to rhyme or can it be free form? incognito a hillbilly came a passing nobody knew her name............... she walked with goats a passing nobody knew their names............... she carried her pumpkins passing nobody knew their names................................ nobody came a passing nobody new............nobody new......................................nobody 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted January 30, 2014 hillbilly...goats... incognito & pumpkins. Free the whales... ...?... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juzzoa Posted January 30, 2014 I knew a hillbilly named Stokes Who ate nothing but pumpkins and goats His guts were a maze of a sulphury haze This was how Incognito was made I’m so sorry incognito, I seriously couldn’t think of any other way to rhyme these words… 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J Smith Posted January 30, 2014 An haiku (bastardised and sorry incog) Goats gradually grow big pumpkins. Hillbilly, fuck incognito 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted January 30, 2014 Hillbilly, the mighty lover of the land Wandering around with a goat hand in hand. The people and the pumpkins both did frown, So he kept it incognito when they went into town. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1208 Posted January 30, 2014 A hillbilly fucked a fat goat, The hillbilly fell on a pumpkin, All the kings horses and all the kings men bent that goat over and fucked incognito again 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Hillbilly's sweet like butternut pumpkins goats trippin round him like Pan be funkin' Incognito grins like a jack o' lantern follows those goats & keeps on dancin' [edit: it needed pictures] Edited January 31, 2014 by Anodyne 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted January 30, 2014 (p.s. Watertrade you're a bad man . If I win I'm sending HB half the seeds as compensation for all these goatfucker jokes) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nailthesnail Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Okay,I am terrible at poems haha. The hillbilly and the goats, Although they wished that they could float Staying incognito was important, so they hid inside there beef burrito until there pumpkin was ripe and then they would take flight. hahaha 34 word Edited January 30, 2014 by Nailthesnail 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gr33ntea Posted February 1, 2014 I knew a nigga named Milly y’allThis nigga was a hillbilly y’allThis nigga lost his goat y’allWhile jacking pumpkins on a boat y’allBut This nigga didnt do it incognito y’allNow this nigga in jail fucking burritos y’allThank you. This was inspired by Lil Wayne rap music 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted February 1, 2014 thanks everyone. it has been fun. and thank you to hillbilly and incognito as always. the winners will receive an equal share of the superpedro seeds I have - of course incognito and hillbilly are welcome to some too. the 5 winners picked at random are ( please PM me with your address) post # 5 juzzoapost # 4 Halcyon Dazepost # 6 madhouses visitespost # 12 gr33nteapost # 9 Anodyne 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted February 4, 2014 I haven't mailed them yet but will try to do it tomorrow. (Thursday) thanks, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) all seeds sent finally ! - I will try and get pictures of the parents soon. both from cactus country strathmerton Edited February 10, 2014 by watertrade 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 11, 2014 What was the other parent? another SP? I figured they were all probably clones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted February 11, 2014 well I can't be 100 % because of the bees were around but the only two trich flowering in my garden were superpedro. two different plants and I hand polpinated for good measure. pics coming when I get off my arse to do to so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 11, 2014 Well it'll be really interesting to see the variation that comes out. With all the hoo-ha surrounding what a superpedro really is. This selfing may finally give us a little more insight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J Smith Posted February 12, 2014 Got mine today, thanks WT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 14, 2014 Me too Thanks mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gr33ntea Posted February 16, 2014 I got mine 2 days ago, lots of seeds! Thanks WT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites