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Seeing though there are these zombie/bath salts/not bath salts/pcp/messed up attacks keep happening, I was thinking we could have a thread where people post the reports they stumble across?

Found one today, dude saying he was on bath salts, going around a gold course half naked threatening people, it's got a news clip with footage of him saying he's going to eat the cops, I couldn't really understand any of the crap that was coming out his mouth lol:

Police: Man high on bath salts screamed about eating faces

Gwinnett police say a man they were trying to arrest had super-human strength and admitted being high on bath salts.

Police told Channel 2's Kerry Kavanaugh they were called to a Lilburn driving range after receiving a call about a hysterical man.

Workers said Karl Laventure, 21, Alpharetta got a hold of a club and was running all around the range.

Police video of the arrest shows several officers holding the man on the ground as he threatened to eat them.

An officer said they shot the video to show how many men it took to keep him down.

"He came running at us out of the woodline," Officer Ross Hancock of the Gwinnett County Police Department told Kavanaugh.

Hancock was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road in Lilburn on June 14.

He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind.

Hancock said his partner first pulled his pepper spray.

"He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open," Hancock said.

That's when he said he pulled his Taser. He says Laventure went down, but got right back up again.

"We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed," Hancock said.

"I'm'a eat you. Four Four. Oh God. Don't make me eat you," Laventure screamed on the video.

http://bcove.me/327q1yy8

(Warning, some people may find video disturbing)

"He was still talking gibberish, still cussing, still saying he wanted to eat us, eat other people," Hancock said.

"He evoked the words Tupac and Biggie, amongst others. Just crazy random things," Sgt. Rich Long of the Gwinnett County police said.

Long said the officers held him down while waiting for an ambulance, but once they were at the hospital it started up again.

"He jumped on the floor, he caused the nurse to jump up on the chair. Several of the hospital security guards came in along with our other officers in the room," Hancock said.

Police say they shot Laventure with the Taser a total of 14 times. He was charged with misdemeanor offenses of disorderly conduct and obstruction.

"I've never had to encounter somebody who acted like this before, so there's no telling what they may do when they are high on this drug," Hancock said.

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"He evoked the words Tupac and Biggie, amongst others. Just crazy random things," Sgt. Rich Long of the Gwinnett County police said.

Woah, woah, woah, he's namechecking rappers whilst trying to eat people and he didn't mention Big Lurch!?!

Allegedly ate his room mate after doing angel dust.

"I've never had to encounter somebody who acted like this before, so there's no telling what they may do when they are high on this drug," Hancock said.

This and lots of the other stories sound like they are gearing up for new weapons or laws to combat zombies or bathsalts.. Maybe my tinfoil hat is malfunctioning..

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it's spreading to China

2 July 2012

The recent terrifying spate of 'cannibal attacks' seems to have spread to China, as a drunk bus driver was caught on camera gnawing at a woman's face in a horrific random attack.

The unfortunate woman will apparently require plastic surgery to repair the damage done by her crazed attacker.

According to local news reports, the driver, named Dong, had been drinking heavily during lunch with his friends before the outburst on Tuesday.

He then ran on to the road in the city of Wenzhou, in south-east China, and stood in front of the car being driven by a woman named Du, stopping her from moving.

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Attack: A man named Dong was seen gnawing on the face of a woman (left) but was later arrested (right)

Dong climbed on the car's hood and started beating the vehicle while the panicked woman screamed for help.

When she left the car and tried to escape, the bus driver leaped on top of her and wrestled her to the ground.

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It was then that Dong started biting Du's face, leaving her covered in blood and weeping as passers-by tried to pull the attacker off his victim.

Witnesses said that the bus driver had gone 'crazy' and was successfully resisting attempts to subdue him.

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Devastated: Du (left) will require plastic surgery after the attack on a crowded Chinese street (right)

When police arrived, they managed to take Dong into custody, bringing the appalling rampage to an end.

Du was taken to hospital, where doctors said she would need surgery to repair her nose and lips.

The incident comes in the wake of a number of similar attacks committed by drugged-up psychopaths in the U.S.

Perhaps the best-known of these came in May, when Rudy Eugene chewed a homeless man's face off before being shot dead by police.

 

 

 

Edited by nabraxas

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I read somewhere that he had only 1.75ml or alcohol? :wacko: Maybe it was a screw up because you couldn't possibly get drunk off that little amount of alcs

Partner found a good one today:

Police: Man High On Bath Salts Ate Feces

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. (CBS Atlanta) — Authorities say a Gwinnett County man ate feces while allegedly high on bath salts.

Matthew Hammond, 21, was arrested July 3 after his mom called police to say her son was “walking around out of his mind, armed with a knife,” according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

When Gwinnett County police pulled up to confront Hammond, he charged their car.

“(Hammond) banged on his windows a couple times and actually grabbed onto the latch of the door trying to open it, saying, ‘Come on, come on,’ as if he wanted to fight,” Cpl. Jake Smith of the Gwinnett County Police Department told WGCL-TV.

The officer was finally able to arrest Hammond after pulling his gun on him and forcing him to the ground.

After taking Hammond into custody, the officer smelled a “strong odor of excrement emitting from his breath” and saw “feces in his mouth and on his teeth,” according to the Journal-Constitution.

Hammond told police that he snorted “a lot” of bath salts, the paper reports.

“We expect that we’re going to see this more and more and with the extreme negative reactions that go along with this drug,” Smith told WGCL. “It’s got the potential to be a big problem.”

Hammond was charged with disorderly conduct and obstruction of an officer. He is currently being held at Gwinnett County Jail.

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/07/09/police-man-high-on-bath-salts-ate-feces/

 

LOL. :puke:

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http://en.wikipedia....irvius_Narcisse

http://io9.com/58794...u-and-kills-you

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Ethnobotany

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Wade_Davis

basically Wade, discusses how pufferfish and toad poison made Narcisse the living dead .after being buried he was 'resurrected' -with the help of datura and kept as a zombie slave on a sugar plantation.

He was dezombiefied after the plantation owner died and Narcisse's forced ingestion of datura ceased and his suggestibility state subzombisided.

"Should you find yourself in Haiti, beware of the man they call the bokor. Vodou tradition warns that he may secretly sprinkle a powder onto you, causing you to fall ill and quickly die — apparently."

http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4262

maybe Jesus wasn't crucified and put in a cave.....maybe he was canetoaded, fed some puffer but managed to break free when they wanted to force feed the datura into him

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maybe Jesus wasn't crucified and put in a cave.....maybe he was canetoaded, fed some puffer but managed to break free when they wanted to force feed the datura into him

 

There has been speculation of the sort before.

Some people have speculated that he may used something to make him appear dead and then he woke up when it wore off. I think they mentioned mandrake being one of the candidates for the substance used.

They say he wasn't on the cross long enough for someone to die so that part was a bit sus. I think he was only cross for about 1 day when most crucifixions take 3 days to kill the poor bastard getting crucified.

Zombie Jesus - it would make a good name for band or a techno mix

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Zombie Jesus - it would make a good name for band or a techno mix

5.5 million image hits for "Zombie Jesus" including some pretty groovy representations

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=zombie+jesus&rls=com.microsoft:en-au:IE-SearchBox&oe=&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=AWr-T9ayNc2hiAf-9qSNBg&biw=1366&bih=566&sei=SGr-T8S8JamXiAenpZDFCw

+ 4.3 million hits for "Zombie Jesus" in web search

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Friday 13 July 2012

Cannibal cult members' arrested for murder, eating raw brains and making penis soup

The cult members believed that by eating alleged witch doctors' body parts they would attain their spiritual powers, and become bullet-proof

Authorities in Papua New Guinea have arrested 29 members of a suspected cannibal cult accused of killing seven people before eating their brains and making soup from their penises.

The accused are alleged to have been part of a 1000-strong group which was formed to take on suspected witch doctors.

They believed their victims had all been involved in 'sanguma', or sorcery, and that they had been demanding sex and money from villagers in return for exercising their spiritual powers.

A Madang Police Commander, Anthony Wagambie, confirmed reports that the cult members had eaten the victims' brains raw and had made soup from their penises.

“They don't think they've done anything wrong; they admit what they've done openly,” Wagambie said.

The group claimed witch doctors had begun charging large fees of 1,000 kina or $475 for casting out evil spirits and providing other services.

The accused also claimed the alleged witch doctors had begun demanding sex as payment.

The cult members believed that by eating the witch doctors' body parts they would attain their spiritual powers, and become bullet-proof.

Reports claim that there could be between 700 and 1000 cult members in several remote PNG villages in the northeast interior.

The killings prompted police raids in the village of Biamb last week resulting in the 29 arrests.

The case has now been adjourned until the 17th of August so that the authorities can gather further evidence.

Whilst under the colonial rule of Australia the traditional culture of PNG retained isolated pockets of cannibalism into the latter part of the 20th century - human flesh was known as "long pig".

In recent years there have been a number of cases of alleged witchcraft and cannibalism.

Last year a man was reportedly found eating his newborn son during a sorcery initiation ceremony.

In 2009 reports claim a woman was burnt alive at the stake in the Highlands town of Mount Hagen - the crime was also thought to be related to sorcery.

According to reports in The National newspaper 28 women and men appeared in court on Tuesday charged with murder - it was not clear what had happened to the 29th cult member.

Police have said they are gathering more evidence regarding the cannibalism before any charges are made relating to those crimes.

Murder is punishable by death penalty in Papua New Guinea.

Police Commander Anthony Wagambie said there could potentially be more arrests this weekend, maybe of another 100 people.

He also said that four of the victims had been murdered very recently, possibly even last week.

He added that none of the victims' remains had been found,

“They're probably all eaten up,” he said.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/cannibal-cult-members-arrested-for-murder-eating-raw-brains-and-making-penis-soup-7941750.html

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