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Dolphins died of heroin OD after rave at zoo, report says

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Dolphins died of heroin OD after rave at zoo, report says

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This was one headline we hoped we'd never have to write: About a year ago, dolphins Shadow and Chelmers died agonizing deaths in Connyland, Switzerland, after the zoo allowed a rave (attended by thousands) to be held near their training pool. For animals with sonar hearing, a possibly dubstep-heavy event was already considered a strain. Now a toxicology report has emerged that shows a heroin substitute was found in the animal's urine. This would seem to confirm initial suspicions that whacked-out ravers fed the dolphins drugs while possibly on some kind of weird acid trip. Remember: Blissed out dolphins are a dangerous fantasy only appropriate for grade-school children. The reality is not cute, fun, or sparkly.

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Maybe the dolphin always had an smack problem but just kept it hidden from the trainers..

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This part: "whacked-out ravers fed the dolphins drugs while possibly on some kind of weird acid trip"

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Feelgood story of the day. I love you, junkie porpise. Hope to see you in a sushi roll soon.

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"..I sure could use a vacation from this

bull shit

3 ring

circus

side show..."

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