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Carn give us a look. I want some ideas for the next incarnation. Mine has little old ladies crossing the street :devil:

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Plat it

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shaved it off now, i looked to much like jesus for anyone to take me seriously.

Check out the camera skills

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shaved it off now, i looked to much like jesus for anyone to take me seriously.

Check out the camera skills

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Thats some picasso shit right there Hillbilly!

I would love to be able to rock a full beard like edrifter but the hair is spindly and red on my cheeks and I look homeless :blush:

Keep em coming!

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I am clean shaven now and have been for around 4 years had a beard at different lenghts for about 15 years

This photo taken 5 years ago

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Cheers

Got

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GOT, you're a dead ringer for my oldest brother, and your beard looks like my current one, except mine is long enough to touch my nipples (only one nipple at a time).

it's beard-australis

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this is the best beard i've ever had though

found it in a truckload of mulch

edit to say, i have no idea what it was, apart from one of the reddest and most epic beards in the history of earth.

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I've had this moustache since 2001, way before the hipsters were doing it, and way before Movember. I grew it because Proust (the guy in my avatar) and a few other writers I admire have them.

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In fact, I hate the attention it gets in November when everyone assumes I'm doing it as a one off to raise money. Last year, in December, some dickheads yelled out to me in the surf: "Oy, mate: it's not Movember anymore. You can shave the mo' off." To which my rapid and brilliant retort was: "Yeah, it's Dick-cember. Your month to shine."

I'm brilliant, aren't I?

And Bong: I'm not sure why the old ladies are running from you. I used to live in the SW of Sydney too and that was the standard facial hair in all males over 25. :lol:

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I've had this moustache since 2001, way before the hipsters were doing it, and way before Movember. I grew it because Proust (the guy in my avatar) and a few other writers I admire have them.

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In fact, I hate the attention it gets in November when everyone assumes I'm doing it as a one off to raise money. Last year, in December, some dickheads yelled out to me in the surf: "Oy, mate: it's not Movember anymore. You can shave the mo' off." To which my rapid and brilliant retort was: "Yeah, it's Dick-cember. Your month to shine."

I'm brilliant, aren't I?

And Bong: I'm not sure why the old ladies are running from you. I used to live in the SW of Sydney too and that was the standard facial hair in all males over 25. :lol:

 

Your mo is great Marcel and dick-cember made me chuckle with half a gut full.

I am way outer SW Sydney, semi rural stylings and old fashioned sensibilities and the old French Fork seems to portray me as a threat. I have never seen anyone else rocking one though. Standard goatee is the beard dejour around here though.

Edit: The pixelation fools no-one, I am squinting and can see you perfectly.

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"Yeah, it's Dick-cember. Your month to shine."
:lol: :lol: classic !

looking pretty dapper there marcel.

so what exactly is the definition of a bogan anyways ? Surely i make the cut ?

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in this context, a bogan is just a ratty looking aussie. for example, everyone who posted a beard.

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Edited to keep the peace.

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Nope, Australians aren't a race, they're a nationality. Not even an ethnicity. :wink:

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so far ethdrifter is winning the "looks most like he owns a sawn-off shotgun" category.

thread needs more beards.

Carn give us a look. I want some ideas for the next incarnation. Mine has little old ladies crossing the street :devil:

 

how about a "toki wartooth" ? i visited family with one, but i never went public with it.

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No Hillbilly just plain bigotry, they are'nt villifying the whole race just a subset within that adhere to strict cultural, clothing & hairstyle guidelines. :P

I can't compete with that sort of facial hair, I'm highly evolved, wirey & soft with more than a few different shades, running the gamut from blonde to brown, probly looks like most of what you guys had at 13 :lol:

Looks like mulched stringy bark, bark TI or the best damn impression of Red Beard I've seen.

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Ah come on guys, the definition was clearly made as a joke.

Yep, no competition from me. Uneven growth and two distinct hair colours, I'd never win a comp.

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don't think of it as a competition. it's not like anything could beat the tangled, stringy, red mass that came out of some forest mulch.

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