DiscoStu Posted January 16, 2017 Heisenberg was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The officer asked "Do you know how fast you were going?", Heisenberg said "No, but I know exactly where I am" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted January 20, 2017 we should all hate each other because our mascot didn't win a popularity contest. that sounds great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted January 21, 2017 False flag terror? I dont follow these theories much but this compelling. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted January 28, 2017 worlds coolest bottle opener Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted February 5, 2017 1911 – Ronald Reagan, American actor and politician, 40th President of the United States (d. 2004) 1912 – Eva Braun, German wife of Adolf Hitler (d. 1945) 1945 – Bob Marley, Jamaican singer-songwriter and guitarist (d. 1981) 1962 – Axl Rose, American singer-songwriter and producer 1966 – Rick Astley, English singer-songwriter people born today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) Aquarius represent! Except rick astley. Edited February 5, 2017 by ThunderIdeal 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted February 12, 2017 can I handle 'baby bitch' by ween. we shall see. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted February 18, 2017 fucken roses, I hate em. cant wait to rip that shit out and build a nice low (low growing plants) desert cacti style front yard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted February 25, 2017 hadooken! tetsu maki sen pu kayaku! aspliketic spliddley splooken! iy amokshu amishimu 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted February 25, 2017 Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted February 25, 2017 Sorry to say it but if you drive a Porsche 4x4 you're a douche. As if you're taking that shiny thing you payed hundreds of thousands for four wheel driving, ever... So why do you have it then? Thats right, because you're a massive douche. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted February 25, 2017 Ah, beer never tasted so good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
immanuel Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) So in order to share a story there has to be ears. In order to listen there has to be an audience. To speak you need words, and with words come semblance. Edited November 6, 2017 by manu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drildo Posted February 27, 2017 My beautiful leaching horse shit has fresh grass sprouting out of it, ffs. I wonder what this means for potential contams of future trays... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Change Posted February 28, 2017 So why do you have it then? Thats right, because you're a massive douche. Well originally i was feeling like a douche for driving the soft top now im loosing my hair. So i decided to upgrade to the 4x4 to hide my doucheey bald head. I guess from my perspective, its better people notice the shine on my car than my shiny bald skull. its not easy being a douche sometimes. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted February 28, 2017 hehe, well theres one way to transcend your douchery & thats to take her on some brutal 4x4 trails in the mountains! maybe get a snorkel for it & do some epic river crossings.. Otherwise i guess you'll just have to live with the shame haha.. i've only ever seen one on a dirt road (let alone a 4x4 trail) once in my life & the guy was doing about 25km/h with 10 cars banked up behind him. I can only imagine he was freaking out about the possibility of a pebble scratching the paint or a roo splattering blood or dinging the thing.. Change, just promise to post a photo here if she ever ends up sprayed with mud or whatnot.. then i'll promise to never call you a douche again ;) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted March 3, 2017 ive got 3 hatchets, do you think I can find one when I need it? nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted March 3, 2017 lighters are so cool, every once in a while I sit back and think just how amazing it is that I have fire at the click of my thumb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted March 3, 2017 Have you ever looked back at your old posts and thought you really sounded like a gigantic douchbag? No? Just me? Hah I sounded really pretentious at times lol. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted March 3, 2017 Not just you ^ Each day we are a different person to yesterday. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godless Posted March 3, 2017 @fancypants. yes. regularly. all that is required is spirit and nothing the sound system of silent sound, don't forget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted March 3, 2017 Heh glad I'm not the only one then... I'm definitely not the same person I was a few years ago. Wouldn't expect to be and hope not, so much has happened! I need to reconnect with my plantie-plants, it's weird not having a decent garden. Random, puppy update! She's sweet, she's VERY intelligent, pretty obedient, a chow-hound which makes training with treats easy as piss, she's extremely quiet, rarely barks just does the funny whinge-whine-groan, she's entertaining, she's pretty good around the cats for an excitable pup, she's been pretty good with potty, loves carrides with mummy, very friendly and submissive (not neurotic), great with other dogs including the big guard dog next door, very devoted, very funny... total character. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Edited March 3, 2017 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
