tripsis Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Damn it, I could have been quite happy to believe that 'Hulk's dick' was not a bridgesii! Yet another amazing cultivar that's unlikely to ever turn up in Aus. How thick is that zelly? Is it a slow grower? Edit: Also, how does it differ from TBM clone A? This is what the one off the Shroomery looks like: Very much like that L. schottii cultivar. Edited November 4, 2011 by tripsis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marcel Posted November 4, 2011 Good God, does that guy really have to hold that thing like that? That's wrong. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posko Posted February 25, 2012 Pretty sure thats the Hulk Dick plant. Thanks for finally ruling it out as not a Bridgesii. I grew one of them years ago but wasnt aware its a Lophocereus monstrose. I bought it at the oldest german cactus nursery, kakteen haage, as TBM. hi evil genius what do you think about this?? http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=31115&hl=&fromsearch=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Bowser Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Nature Healer, as Gunter said, looks like you've got the clone 'B' which offsets every 10 - 20 cm clumping into a bush-like form. Clone 'A' is supposed to be the non-hulk 'penis plant' that's not as thick and has longer columns with non-distinct ribs before offsetting. Both clones have smooth and spiny sections. Edited August 24, 2012 by Mr. Bowser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrogen Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) That hulk's dick looks to me just like a mature, healthy TBM-A - that sort of girth is not too unusual IME.. You know though, I had one sent to me one time that was fatter than any TBM-A I'd seen - not the same strain though - it may well have been that other genus entirely.. Edited by Mod: No Discussion about Potency please! Edited August 24, 2012 by Evil Genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrogen Posted August 25, 2012 Here's my TBM-A - photo taken a couple years ago - I have since pruned it back substantially.. For it's own good of course.. This is marginally smaller in girth than the plant I mentioned above - but it's still quite fat.. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cactus kate Posted August 25, 2012 oh wow any one willing to trade a hulk dick pls pls just small cutting maybe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
space cadet swami Posted August 25, 2012 Here's my TBM-A - photo taken a couple years ago - I have since pruned it back substantially.. For it's own good of course.. This is marginally smaller in girth than the plant I mentioned above - but it's still quite fat.. I have penus envy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted August 25, 2012 I have a bridgesii seedling that looks like it could be monstrose. It's smaller than all the others and it hasn't developed much in the way of spines. It's a bit early to say it's monstrose as it's so small. I'll get some pics up soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted August 25, 2012 Here's the suspect it came up at about the same time as all the others it just hasn't developed the same. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neomad Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) Here's the suspect it came up at about the same time as all the others it just hasn't developed the same. I planted quite a few bridgesii, pachanoi and peruvianus seeds in the last year. I had several bridgesii start out like yours and a couple of the others start growing in a deformed way. Of them all, there is only one bridgesii left which is still growing differently. The rest started growing normally after summer started and the sunlight intensified. Edited September 1, 2012 by neomad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted September 1, 2012 Yeah it's too early to say that it is monstrose. Have you got any pics of the one that did turn out different to the rest ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) Check out this bad boy. Edited September 1, 2012 by Jonny Deformed 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) Is that one in the top pic yours JD ? Edited September 1, 2012 by SallyD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted September 1, 2012 wish it was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted September 1, 2012 I love them sooo much. I'm leaving Australia to be with them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted September 1, 2012 I wonder if anyone has had a crack at smuggling one of those in down their pants. It would make an interesting conversation if they got frisked. What's that in your pants My penis Why is it so hard Because you're fondling it 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrogen Posted September 1, 2012 Wow, that's a serious TBM-A farm there Jonny! Beautiful.. That one on the bottom is a TPM though - T peruvianus or pachanoi monstrosa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted September 2, 2012 T peruvianus by the looks.... still fecking cool looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neomad Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) Have you got any pics of the one that did turn out different to the rest ? It's still really tiny, so I'm guessing there's a chance it'll still turn out normal. Here you go: Edited September 2, 2012 by neomad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) That's got some funkiness going on, I've never seen a segmented Trich that young. It will be interesting to see how it turns out. It looks like it terminated growth at the apical meristem and later threw a pup. Edited September 2, 2012 by SallyD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrogen Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) I've got some Ecuadorian pachanoi x N1 and the reverse seedlings which terminated and then threw pups - strange looking things - the top of these seedlings terminated in a round/globe shape - smooth with no spines or areoles, and then put out a pup or two lower down on the column - the pups look perfectly normal. I believe they terminated due to some sort of bug or other environmental hardship.. Anyhow, the pic above doesn't look quite like that - and hopefully it will turn out to be a freak! Edited September 3, 2012 by nitrogen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
