obtuse Posted October 24, 2017 orchid porn ... oh oh is this a thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted October 24, 2017 how can anyone invoke this thread an not make an offering to the cactus god? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 24, 2017 please accept my sincerest apologies , i didn't know about that rule and not really got anything at hand so went searching n found these for ya'z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted November 17, 2017 What a thread lol disturbing and entertaining, disturbs me maybe the most is not knowing if that chick with the flowers is in fact a chick ?mega man hands yeh ? and fake boobs. This is more like it, her with the cactus in the background makes me want to stab myself in the leg with a pair of scissors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 23, 2017 that ones a chick lol wow you gys are allowed to say the word chick? mmm that felt nice and free yeah that chick is a .. um a broad lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 23, 2017 your broad looks as juicy as those ficus tho mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auxin Posted November 24, 2017 For those lacking the subtle gene, that means "I'd like to lick her tuna" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted November 24, 2017 I tried to get my Ex to take part in making cactus porn .I had a piece of san pedro and she wouldn't take part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted November 27, 2017 On Friday, 24 November 2017 at 2:57 PM, Bigred said: I tried to get my Ex to take part in making cactus porn .I had a piece of san pedro and she wouldn't take part Tell her you will not take no for an answer and, because of her disobediance it will be a mature peruvianus this time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miss-meander88 Posted January 2, 2018 Ok...I must have selectively misremembered a lot of this :D eerrmmm pretty sure some of it was just chics in bikinis straddling cacti...BUT HOLY FUCKING HELL...IS THIS ALL REAL OR IS SOME OF IT CGI? cause as one of the gender/sex minorities on this forum (last I checked there was a slightly unbalanced ratio on these forums)....I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A SOUL SUCKING VAGINA AND FUCKING JESUS CHRIST, I DO SOME WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT BUT UMMMMM....THAT JUST LOOKS PAINFUL...I mean, I will give anything a go (mostly) but do photo shoots like these come with internal local anaesthetics?? If not, I'm out aye ...ok back to being productive...THIS WAS NOT QUITE WHAT I REMEMBERED...its almost better...I would totally like to see a dude have a go at this...I am a big fan of efukt from years back...watch it with me old mates for a laugh! Happy New Year everyone! Glow vials and shroom crafts restarting soon...I assure you they have not been inserted into any orifices...(that would incur a massive price hike sorry lol) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miss-meander88 Posted January 2, 2018 oops..only scrolled the first page...ANYWAY, I AM MOVING ALONG LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drildo Posted January 4, 2018 Pedrildo Get it up ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted March 29, 2018 :3 somethn really mmm about that monstruose bridgie sure i saw somethn like that somewhere .. oh yeh lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted May 21, 2019 I think this is a new offering to the gods Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted December 3, 2021 On 11/10/2016 at 9:28 PM, El Presidente Hillbillios said: i reckon this thread needs to evolve into home made amateur cactus porno from members, ill go first. Pics to come in the morning Yep, totally knew it. All talk no pic taking action. YAWN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted December 5, 2021 No one wants to see my wrinkly dehydrated cactus these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted December 5, 2021 TBM short form Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted December 6, 2021 6 hours ago, El Presidente Hillbillios said: No one wants to see my wrinkly dehydrated cactus these days. BOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted October 22, 2022 Artist’s name is Rene Farias :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites