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LITTLE BILLY ON ... PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and

you

shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little BILLY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your

thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women

Sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the

sides

of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top

and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is

married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one

that's

gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the

wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

[PD.]

The teacher then asks little billy why he wasnt at school the day before

Billy replies, "my dad got burnt"

"oh dear, i hope he is ok" said the teacher, "well miss..." says billy, "they dont fuck around at the crematorium"

Anyone else got little billy tales.

[nabraxas]

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next is little Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

Last is little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands". The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking."

[teonanacatl]

hahahahahaha you guys are funny

[wandjina]

Teacher: If you've got 12 oranges in one hand, and 7 in the other, what have you got.

Little Billy: Bloody big hands.

[planthelper]

in my mothertounge we call him fritzi....

little billy comes home all excited, daddy, daddy i had my first intercourse today!

daddy proudly swells his chest and pads his sons shoulder, and how was it?

quite alright, billy replies, just my ass still hurts a bit.