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Oh and look into guard kitties... i have a 7.5kg ginger kitty and i even have appropriate signage Ill shut up now and wander out Onwards with the cacti protection ideas contributed by others

Oops sorry dozer i was just trying to lighten the mood, not derail

It dosnt have to be just a dream upside! I feel GM is being wasted on creating disgusting unnatural food... Now my idea for the future of GM... Now, thats a worthwhile use for scientific adavances.... (Sits here hoping to jeebus noone thinks im serious and launches an attack towards me about the dangers of GM....because in this situation i am sorry but i will not be swayed ;) )

Hmmm this thread has caused great disappointment in the human kind for me (the stealing thing)... And now its making me glare distastefully at my subpar dogs who are not crossed with cacti, cannot record from their eyes and cannot use weaponry and cannot shoot lasers from their asses.. This world is truly disappointing sometimes... Sorry again for your loss dozer, hoepfully you can up the security even tho you shouldnt have to

Hmm i do hate guns... BUT... What if you could train your cactus to operate some type of weapon? Better yet, what if you could genetically modify things so you had a big spiky cactus crossed with a great big fuck off dog that could operate weaponry of some kind?..with motion sensor security camera eyes...that shoots laser beams out its ass... Think of it as the ultimate cacti collection guardian... Perhaps its a bad idea.. A girl can always dream

Careful with diazepam - it is highly addictive and even after two weeks you'd probably wanna be careful to reduce off slowly... suddenly stopping benzos can have serious complications, even to the point of seizures and worst case scenario death :/ Great stuff tho, like all things one must be cautious

Quite the fuck around but what about drilling holes into the bottom of pots, putting those dog tie out things screwed in through the base of the pot into the ground... fill her up with dirt and plant and see someone try and steal those.... it would of course be a pain if you ever wanted to rearrange and still technically possible to steal...but i think if it takes a little longer people will give up, usually thefts are a quick run and grab... Just a thought

Yes i am sadly... in brisbane if your dog so much as rushes at the fence line and takes someone by suprise (even if their dog is barking its tits off too) your dog may end up declared dangerous for being menacing (even if the dog is just excited and stimulated)...tis a crock of shit... I would also be devastated sorry for your loss dozer.. i padlock my gates to the backyard.. there are some very untrustworthy people in this world sadly...

Very true derkshaman... Altho one must be careful in qld as even if someone is trespassing on your property to steal your things...if your dog bites the theif youre potentially liable... Oh how i love the nanny state

Oh thats awful dozer... Time to get a great big fuck off dog maybe....

Haha ive actually only ever seen two in my entire life! I certainly have never been lucky enough to see a cluster of them.... Ill take a couple of photos of the tree...maybe it isnt a chinese elm! It spreads like crazy though which i hate :/ Gorgeous bonsais thunderhorse! If it is chinese elm, one is huge but theres a few seedlings... Shall upload pics in the morning

Hey, Sorry if this an obvious or non interesting id.. but I found these flowers growing down the creek on a great big tree... I know they are probably non interesting and maybe even a pest sso i do apologise if i am wasting peoples time But it was pretty and i like it and i googled velvet flower and got fuck all asides from fake floral bed sheets Thank you all

(By fiddly i mean solid as fuck, no give,especially if its a cold morning!)

Mackay ive heard is beautiful maxofoz... Hehe yes i hate fimo, it is way too fiddly! (Easily frustrated maybe!)... I use sculpey... alas since you kno polymer clay i must admit sculpey lacks the strength fimo does... but if youre careful its ok... youre not supposed to throw hand sculpted shit arounf anyway right? I mean it is hand made .. I have one of my incense burners tbats survived qld weather for half a year now.. anything handmade is by nature delicate ... Glow vial for you for sure

Dont think you missed it Mr Horsey... I have offered the new maxofoz a glow vial... But this lovely caterpillar burner can definitely be yours I will bake and set it aside until your ordered burner is done and shall send it away to the far away land known as UK that your lovely self resides in

Oops double post sorry :/ DOUBLE EDIT: (NOTE TO SELF) Go home miss-meander your typos are atrocious, you're drunk lol...

Awesome maxofoz, If youre in oz no worries about cash, trades of even the smallest kind are welcome Especially if there's myco peoplee intrigued.. am currently attemting a decorative shroom tank... But yeah for sure max, as long as youre not anal on vial size, as i have some bigger ones than on ths pic...id bs happy to just spread thd shroomy love Reminds me... must ask exogenisis if he would liks his daughters glow vial to have a touch of glitter...girly and all ;)

But yeah long story short... Theres a fuckin incense burner ive made... Call it art i guess

Beautiful flower and tree.. shame theres so many non natives competing.... Can someone here give me a "fuck yeah" as for slaughtering the Chinese Elms in my back yard? If not, im all for being given a reason as not to continue my war path against them.... Maybe not the right forum to ask but yeah...

Hello all As I am a poor ass student, awaiting pay day to purchase the clay to construct the awesome shroominess incense burners I've promised... Today being a boring Sunday I figured I would scrape through my clay supplies and create something, and post the creative journey on the forums Mr Thunderhorse if this burner takes your fancy you have first dibs, or you can wait for the ones you requested and Matt1208/Visceral420 can take this one .....(dont forget I can always change the requests for anyone)...if no one wants it - its all mine !!!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha!!! Anywho! heres todays shroomy journey story..... Once there was the empty, dark abyss.... Then, out of nothing, the most beautiful bright green leaf grew... And grew.... And grew.... Until one day, a beautiful flower blossomed, into the abyss....and nothing had ever seen the beauty that was within this one flower.... And all of a sudden, almost although the beings that witnessed the beauty of the flower, the most magical of mushrooms, fruited into being....almost envious of the flowers glory...... And the flowers blossomed, the fungi fruited.... And then... Out of nowhere.. A caterpillar came along.. And it ate the mystical mushrooms and sat on the magic leaf, whilslt admiring the most beautiful flower the abyss had ever seen... And it thought "holy shit the stars are falling and the universe tastes like gumdrops"... And all of a sudden, the caterpillar thought... I'm high as fuck....BUT..... Maybe nothing is something... And the nothing it saw is now everything it has... And all of a sudden...At least for that one caterpillar....that abyss became everything .. And we learn.. Even from nothing...comes something... if only to that one being

Ok ill shut up now and toddle off to updating my shroom incense burner caterpillar story on my intro thread Thanks katu, for the ID and the tolerance to my ramblings Heres my harlequin bug porn... not much but hey it was a one on one experience so that's gotta make up for the shoddy camera work

Lol i am so sorry katu, alas i am a little intoxicated happens to the best of us... Second photo i added due to my idiotic drunken confusion of absent mindedly googling flame tree.... Your id was beautifully accurate...my second photo was just confusion.. Discolor is absolutely lovely...thick fuzzy and unqiue.. love it... And very appreciative of your help katu thanks neber know when im just being a pain in the ass .. Stay tuned for the solo harlequin bug porn ;)

Bring on the harlequin bug porn...gimme a few moments ;)

Yup thats her The second photo i posted was of my google findings of a flame tree.. But you have beautifully identified a flower i have loves for years and never known the name to...thank you sir:) Those beetles we get in qld only slightly different colours... tried to upload a pic but cam photos are too large :/... but that flower is only 20m from my house so maybe thats why i see similar beetles Thanks katu

Oops i meant little not lite... I would never subject my sculpted caterpillars to a lite diet..they are only caterpillars after all...