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  1. wert

    Post your track of the day

    the kangaroo.
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    Post your track of the day

    it's actually soul of man not the soul man but anyway. I had just about every finger liking good record on vinyl in original covers witch some are worth thousands now but like most things I just gave em' away. realized down the track what a silly thing that was to do!
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    Youtube vids

    pprobably because the primary conduct of his lecture is not about the physical atomic structures of thing but rather the PATTERNS and the processing of such within atomic structures?
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    ....................................

    just saw topic title. yes I have it... totally. probably extra totally now actually. I will be a good boy I promise.
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    Quotes of the day.

    is something new because it just arived on the shelf and you were the first to get your hands on it and open the box to switch it on? or is it old because it was prototyped on softwares 30 months ago and hit manufacturing lines 6 months ago? wert 2016.
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    Youtube vids

    lol. ohh doug, dougie, dougie, dougie, doug, dougie, doug. reverse reverse more I say. lol. subscribe☆ he's not an addict witch is good I guess.
  7. wert

    What kind of Loph?

    L.W. most likely caespitosa as its pupping again from the base I see. nice plant.
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    don't cha love it when...

    now that is romantic!
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    Post has gone up. $1 per letter

    s' all good man its just cause there upgrading the vespas to suzuki hayabusas so we get our mail quicker. s'all good! bunch of rat fucking pig arse licking sabotaging mother fuckers!
  10. alright. so protection. it's a necessity isn't it. so I thought I'd share with all what I sleep with under my pillow. funny enough all my relatives on my fathers side have many "registered guns". I myself am an outlaw so I keep my measures close to my referance in case of any home intrusion or cacti theft. I can poke you in the eye with this baby so hard your other eye will be useless because of the water logging correlated with such trauma to the eye upon impact. I could also pistol whip you so fucking hard with this thing it would stun you long enough to kick you in the balls. oh yeah! IN THE BALLS! anyway this was my first gun/pistol and I was like four or five. but don't fuck with it... it was given to me from my deceased daddy who's spirit lives on in the weapons capacity. peace. wert. ARM YOURSELVES MOFO'S!
  11. me. thanks for asking. well, as some of you already know I'm getting smashed (against all doctors, psychologists, psychiatrists, social workers, drug and alcohol nurses and my bestie dr/psychiatrist) so I'm getting smashed on some carlton drought beers probably around 16 not including the ones I've already had. a mush tea some valiums I got stashed from legal prescriptions and some fucking wicked morphine I have left over from a legal prescription. I'm so happy I could eat a cactus for fucks sake and were just staying home because all our freinds are away and we have a four month old baby were not prepared to subject to such extreme heat in vic atm. I'll keep you updated if you keep me updated. and please refraim from watering your plants during the sun lit times as it wastes water due to evaporation. do it in the still of night and soak them babies good n proper. over n out. wert 2015.
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    don't cha hate it when..

    when your anti depressant stops you from being able to ejaculate and escalates your partners insecurity's especially after buying her a bunch of flowers! thanks for the advice olive just look what you've gone n done now! now all I need is advice on how to fake an orgasm and act all retarded and shakey n shit. witch sounds like a hard feat. I know for girls its second nature but for us guys we gota pull some pretty extreme faces n shit I think would be near impossible without the release of spunk!???? fuck!
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    Help re: yellowing cacti.

    thanks guys. have ferted with seaweed, added slow release and moved one to the back fence so it does not get arvo sun as a test. will see what the results are and evaluate again in a month or two. thanks again everyone.
  14. so I have two ss02 x's and a real melted wax that heve all gone yellow and haven't grown this season or last. they developed roots no probs but no growth? these are the only three plants that have ever done this to me so I'm wondering. if I move them up against the fence so they get morning to midday sun will this eleviate the problem and will they continue to grow? atm they are dead center of my yard and recieve the most amount of light possible. will these cacti keep growing if I change there exposure or are they in need of binning or grafting? thanks in advance. wert.
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    sorted. thanks guys n gals.

    FINISHED ALL THOSE WHO HAVE REQUESTED PLANTS SEND YOUR REQUIRED DETAILS SO I CAN PROCESS THE ORDERS ASAP. thanks for your interest guys. be happy. wert.
  16. so there you have it. a collection of caespitose degrafts ready for grafting or rooting. please include your user name in your pm title to keep things simple for me. thank you. wert. left $25 ea middle $30 all 3 right $40 ea
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    Help re: yellowing cacti.

    morning sun is a no go otherwize they have to go out the front. not happening! other sugestions? the wax was a cut from less than 5 k's away.
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    Help re: yellowing cacti.

    nah didn't fert on potting up. maybe I'll pull them out there pots and mix some slow release into the newer soil and around the roots. just think its odd only happening to three plants surrounded by all other green plants? they all get good doses of water.
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    sorted. thanks guys n gals.

    c'mon guys tonights the night.
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    id on this roadside find?

    I say take a cutting in the dead of night. take it home. repost close ups. don't think it's a trich tho. could be wrong? might be an echinopsis. just to confuse. ahh well someone will know what it is other than really heavy to carry.
  21. sure it works. believe me. not showing photos. wanted to keep it a secret but werts secrets out now. this is how I get basketball size lophs.
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    Composition of Moon Rocks

    I thought it was just super dence pure cocaine in a vacuum?
  23. my two cents. reluctantly. .. cut the stock and regraft to a super huge stock. then when you see the results tell everyone it was WERTs idea!
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