My first thought was "Yeah I'd do the chick in the helmet", but then again I'm a bad man......
I wonder if they sell butt-plugs to stop the probing.
This kind of thing reminds me of my house mates rantings about how the flow of electrons through your house can effect your brain patterns. Now I'm an engineer so I understand the science of electrons and magnetic fields but really? Your worried about the direction you sleep in?