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#1 opiumfreak

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:04 PM

I would like to marry a plant is it possible do you think? its even said to be a feminine plant

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:11 PM

nah

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:34 PM

Maybe in Sudan

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:38 PM

What kind of plant do you wish to marry?

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Of course you can marry a plant...

the eiffel tower is taken already as well
woman marries eiffel tower
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 01:25 PM

What do you want to marry a plant for? When your already surrounded by all those cute swedish chicks, lol.

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Edited by jabez, 09 December 2011 - 03:12 PM.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 05:50 PM

hahahahhahahahhaha

2 negaprops. discrimination :crux:



are you just showbagging opiumfreak or being serious? if it's real i say do it, it's not hurting anyone

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 05:55 AM

I think I found the explanation in the article it says people with objest fetisch also suffer from asperger

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:32 AM

Lol, don’t really think people with a ASD would generally have a fetish for anything. There way of thinking is usually far to logical, I think ‘obsessive’ would be a more appropiate word to describe those whack jobs.

Anyway, I very much doubt the desire to marry a plant has anything do to with aspergers. Personally I’d blame your parents or something, maybe they just turned ya off the whole thing.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:19 AM

whack jobs?

In Occidental theology, the word transcendent is used to mean outside of the world. In the East, it means outside of thought. To imagine that your definitions of your God have anything to do with that ultimate mystery is a form of sheer idolatry from this standpoint. Your God is good enough for you and mine’s good enough for me. A God, from this point of view, is merely a reflex of one’s ability to conceive of God. Since people have various abilities of this sort, they have various powers of apprehending God.


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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:34 AM

If the shoe fits.

Besides I thought it's like how black rappers can call themself the N word? lol. I should say I've got a ASD before I offend someone again.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:38 AM

Is it a perennial? You might be setting yourself up for a broken heart if it's an annual. But yeah, I agree with bulls. If you're serious about it, then why not do it? I'm sure if you can't marry it, you could at least have some sort of a union ceremony or something.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:41 AM

If the shoe fits.

Besides I thought it's like how black rappers can call themself the N word? lol. I should say I've got a ASD before I offend someone again.

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Funny how you said "those whack jobs". Anyway, I don't really agree with with you about it being okay to slag a group off if you're a member of that group, though perhaps I would agree that it's more excusable.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:41 AM

whack jobs?


Anyway, I should be the one who’s offended. Claiming it’s normal to be sexually attracted to a plant if you’ve got aspergers, WTF? lol

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:42 AM

I thought most people on these boards were attracted to plants :scratchhead: It is a botany forum after all. :rolleyes:
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:53 AM

Well my ex did always used to say I was more interested in my plants than her.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:00 AM

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Some plants really do it for me too :wub:

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:39 AM

"There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers."

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:46 AM

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In Occidental theology, the word transcendent is used to mean outside of the world. In the East, it means outside of thought. To imagine that your definitions of your God have anything to do with that ultimate mystery is a form of sheer idolatry from this standpoint. Your God is good enough for you and mine’s good enough for me. A God, from this point of view, is merely a reflex of one’s ability to conceive of God. Since people have various abilities of this sort, they have various powers of apprehending God.


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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:58 AM

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A wank, I think!

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:05 AM

if i was ever going to marry a plant, it would be a despined boob plant grafted onto a vagina plant. she would look so pretty in her wedding dress. :wub:

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In Occidental theology, the word transcendent is used to mean outside of the world. In the East, it means outside of thought. To imagine that your definitions of your God have anything to do with that ultimate mystery is a form of sheer idolatry from this standpoint. Your God is good enough for you and mine’s good enough for me. A God, from this point of view, is merely a reflex of one’s ability to conceive of God. Since people have various abilities of this sort, they have various powers of apprehending God.


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Posted 11 December 2011 - 09:59 AM

I want to marry an afghan poppy field

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 10:39 AM

i remember learning about a guy in aus that tried to marry his horse, and when the authorities heard of it they looked up relevant laws and found nothing wrong with it other than that his horse was only 3 years old, didn't let him do it because it was paedophilia or something. so, maybe it would be well possible with an older plant or something.

really, though, considering the majority of governments dont let men marry men and women marry women i will be appalled if they let someone marry a plant without fixing other laws.
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