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Poll: Cactus Porn Poll

Do you want to see the pic of a guy having buttsex with a cactus?

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#226 bogfrog

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 11:30 AM

Hahahah nice one Jox. "Dad spends alot of time looking at those cacti" :P
I agree that they do have a certain appeal, an "ooh factor" but i cant say i would consider cacti to be sexy. Attractive and appealing. Yes.
Sexy. No.
But yeah, there are indeed a few fine ladies in this thread. I'm not overtly into chicks, but beautiful bodies should be allowed to be appreciated by all :P

Edited by bogfrog, 31 May 2013 - 11:32 AM.


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Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:06 PM

^^LOL. I did say a "LITTLE" perv. Not alot Hahahaha.

 

I think what you said sums up my cacti addiction, the "ooh factor". But IMO for something to be sexy it has to have breasts, an ass & I find a voice is sometimes appealing :lol:



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Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:37 PM

For some reason I found that pic of the chick inserting a despined pedro one of the freakin hotter things I've seen.

I guess the actual cacti is not a turn on, however I tues there's a subconscious phallic attraction. The combination of two really cool things, like cacti and attractive women increases the sexyness factor, not as much as nangs and sex but defo a close second. I could start a whole thread on the joys of nang sex but I think I've reached then end of my perv leash.

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 08:59 PM

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oreocereus celsianus?


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:38 PM

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oreocereus celsianus?


What a gorgeous cactus. 



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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:40 PM

I attribute that to her secret fertilizer.



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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:54 PM

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That is a great looking watering can :wink:!


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:58 PM

hahah my watering can leaks at the bottom end too


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 08:05 PM

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 08:21 PM

I couldn't stop staring for ages at that last photo (it was too arousing), then I looked a bit closer and I noticed there was a woman in the background!



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Posted 06 June 2013 - 08:52 PM

Yummy.....................



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 10:09 AM

Lol i just found this photo of my friend on her facebook page,
No cacti but surely we could luck this lovely lil gal under the umbrella of ethno-porn?
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Posted 09 June 2013 - 12:29 PM

bogfrog, thats your friend???  damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 01:15 PM

Fuk this I'm moving to nz
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Posted 09 June 2013 - 02:01 PM

Lol yep she's never been the shy type :P

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 02:35 PM

we need a new thread called 'bogfrogs awesome friend'


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:03 PM

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 10:01 PM

Bogfrog... Get her to pose with your cacti, purely in the name of this thread? :-P
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Posted 09 June 2013 - 10:11 PM

That Sure is ALOT of thistles behind her in the pic !! I'm unsure what is sexier, they compliment each other ! ;)
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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:58 AM

Lol Giligan, "hey babe, do you wana get your kit off and pose with my cacti so i can show my internet friends?"
I'm not too sure about that. Perhaps if this thread is still alive next time she is in town, i MAY consider asking her :P

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I'm waay too good at finding these :P

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:32 PM

Lol i just found this photo of my friend on her facebook page,
No cacti but surely we could luck this lovely lil gal under the umbrella of ethno-porn?
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Posted 15 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

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A porno shot in a cactus garden! And what a cactus garden! Impressive!!
That lovely lady has some quite impressive skills If I do say so myself :) groovy hairdoo!

Edited by incognito, 15 June 2013 - 09:20 PM.

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