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I'm noticing an increase in members with goat-themed names. Or I thought I was; I can't seem to find that many in the member directory. It's a god dammed conspiracy!

Hillbilly, are you starting some sort of cult? Or are you the scout in some sort of caprine invasion? (Forget about our reptile overlords, here come the goat-people!)

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It's the goat apocalypse.

Hillbilly is the breeding the fucking things.

He's developed an entirely new genus through some dubious backyard GMO tech.

They grow on a tree and drop off when they are ripe.

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lots of new members have names which seem to copycat existing members. been noticing it for ages.

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Perhaps just a sign of His Goaty charisma. But since no one's copied my name, it's either that I'm not as cool, or it's the influence of goat-themed demons :devil:. I think we all know which is more likely.

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i have tried to start cults in the past. but subjects allways lack the dedication and theyre all a bit put off by the freaky sex rituals i demand.

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only loyal sex slave cult member i have is incognito really

Thats fucked

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It may well be Goat-ageddon, though i'd never thought of that till now. So, if HillBilly and I take down the world now, i guess you'll be a conspirator for planting the seed...

My name was adopted from a synchronous meeting with one in the french alps years ago whilst creating my skype account to phone home and say I was out of cash but had plenty of cheese and wine so don't worry... Maybe that was HillBilly recruiting, I don't know...

Anyway, cool as fuck the humble goat....

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only loyal sex slave cult member i have is incognito really

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My name was adopted from a synchronous meeting with one in the french alps years ago whilst creating my skype account to phone home and say I was out of cash but had plenty of cheese and wine so don't worry... Maybe that was HillBilly recruiting, I don't know...

He is everywhere.

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I like to get my goatse on occasionally

And I was thinking the goat simulator would be like a virtual inflatable goat.

Come to think of it there was a man who married a goat

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haha flora burned you fenris

note oncSSSSSSe but twicSSSSSSSSSSe

that's what you get for contributing!

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Twelve years dungeon, everybody. Seven years.

You will now receive four to three units of juice.

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You unload your punkest boys on me? You try to change my ways? You're poison! You're poison! You need reconditioning! Reconditiooooooooon!

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i have tried to start cults in the past. but subjects allways lack the dedication and theyre all a bit put off by the freaky sex rituals i demand.

Bit of a backtrack, but I have to add:

 

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Sheeps... You need to recruit sheep as cult members then more goats can go for the leadership positions

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