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HO HO HO FUCKEN ho, santas got a very cool giveaway/comp

tell santa how good you have been and santa will pick the coolest ,whatever???... top 15 stories [posts] will b put in a pudding and baked. then santa will sit and eat;;;; 1st number santa sees is the winner [ winners post number will be plucked from a hat]

winner will pick from the list

brugmanisa Ecuador pink rootted cut

1x sunopener plant

dagga petals

magic smoke

magic extract

LATE EDIT a surpriz magical plant

ps santa is sooo fucken cool

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Dear Father bullit clause... I have been very good (boringly so,lol) .

( Merry Ho Ho bullit. May you and your gurlz have a safe and rock'n Christmas )

:)

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Hi Santa. I have been so good that even Mother Teresa used to roll her eyes whenever she talked about my goodness.

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Dear Santa

I have been good. Well.., I've been ok, fuck you, i'll buy my own shit. Define good.

Merry Crumbus everyone.

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I've been super good! Merry christmasssss

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Hey bullit another great comp, well i guess a numbers game, i have been good - can't afford to be bad?

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Dear Santa, I just took two pups of one of my succulents to make pressies for my step sisters. Not much considering one of them gave me the mother to begin with but about the best i can do. Hope this balances all the partying :P

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Haha, just saw this. good one

that's not nice . my elves are very happy making toys and shoes and clothes and coke

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dear santa,

my name is eth. i've being to try to keep nice and play with all the other children and this year i think i got it right until that little shit timmy drawed on me rainbow unicorn lunchbox with his peepee as a crayon. he shmeared my tuna sandwich with his willywonka and everybody laughed when i smiled and ate it, then downed a gulp with a prima.

I wouldn't care if the teacher wasnt laughing and fb'ing here friends what happened.

i don't care much for you you bearded mutha but i care for your elve Bullit - he's aight by me and my retarded friends. we stopped stealing kitkats to prove a point to humanity and santa and we sincerely hope he will bring that three dimensional printer we are hoping for.

thankyou santa bull bull and have a merry christmas full of joyous laughs for you and your immediate family.

up yours and go frigg a friggin in the riggin

 

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dear santa,

my name is eth. i've being to try to keep nice and play with all the other children and this year i think i got it right until that little shit timmy drawed on me rainbow unicorn lunchbox with his peepee as a crayon. he shmeared my tuna sandwich with his willywonka and everybody laughed when i smiled and ate it, then downed a gulp with a prima.

I wouldn't care if the teacher wasnt laughing and fb'ing here friends what happened.

i don't care much for you you bearded mutha but i care for your elve Bullit - he's aight by me and my retarded friends. we stopped stealing kitkats to prove a point to humanity and santa and we sincerely hope he will bring that three dimensional printer we are hoping for.

thankyou santa bull bull and have a merry christmas full of joyous laughs for you and your immediate family.

up yours and go frigg a friggin in the riggin

 

kkkkkkkk awesum santa said he will break the rules and give lil eth a gift anywho

santa love this lil piss eating tuna sandwich boi. he too loves a good laugh with his stupid shit eating mates

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Dear Santa, my kids got me to put pigeon spikes on the roof this year, they say your dumb fuck reindeers better watch the fuck out and that your naughty or nice rules don't apply because you can't identify them through their fathers shaman australis account. I don't think your naughty list is clever enough to pick up on telepathic messages and that's how the kids communicated for me to do this. Plus those little pricks have been angels all year so sucked in you fat bearded fuck cos your flying pasture animals are gonna get fucked up feet.

Xxx the d00ds kids

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Dear Santa, my kids got me to put pigeon spikes on the roof this year, they say your dumb fuck reindeers better watch the fuck out and that your naughty or nice rules don't apply because you can't identify them through their fathers shaman australis account. I don't think your naughty list is clever enough to pick up on telepathic messages and that's how the kids communicated for me to do this. Plus those little pricks have been angels all year so sucked in you fat bearded fuck cos your flying pasture animals are gonna get fucked up feet.

Xxx the d00ds kids

hahahaah cool as santa sold his deers for pitbulls .

now we are getting started . santa is a fucked up fool and he mite just tell ya all to get fucked this year ????

ps santa may give everyone a present if he keeps laughing like this

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SANTA SAID GAMEOVER AND THANKS FOR PLAYING

guess what????? every1 who posted gets a gift , even if u hate santa and u call him very bad names and santa hates many of u

ITS XXX mas and santa is the king for giveaways , o umm presents yes presents thats it..

soo give bullit a pm and pick your priz merry ho ho ho hos to ya all

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I recived my present a day early.... Thank you Father bullit clause. :) :)

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dear santa

Can you tell bultit red heads are super awesome and well are just the best .

Love big red (and yes santa they call me big red because of my giant third leg)

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dear santa

Can you tell bultit red heads are super awesome and well are just the best .

Love big red (and yes santa they call me big red because of my giant third leg)

kkk santa is red under the snow

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Stacks of love for this man ( : til next time. Hope everyone had a mad and very 'active' Christmas

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santas broke cheers every1

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