Its a rap battle

[Bigred]

ok its on the rap battle bust a rhyme

winner will get a ethno seed pack

B to the i, I to the g .G and the muther fucking R-E-D

busting out rhymes round the corroboree

so clear the throat and rub the eyes

win the battle win a prize

or whinge and go home

or take it to ethno dome

either way you rap battle alone

[dajindo]

I flow like a dolphin being deeper than aquarium

You float like a dead fish with a shallow cranium

I feel pity man, so I don't battle such dudes

Snack such cowards like dehydrated foods

You must be high man, I'm too hard for you fools

It would be harder battling some high school girls

Chop you like a chopper feed you to my iguana

Sell your cheap chains to my amigos in Tijuana

My style is too cold while chilling in my Land Rover

You're cold 6 feet below, found by your landowner.

Come at me bro.

[Strontium Dawg]

Those lines are so played it's hysterical,

I'll add you up and subtract you like numericals.

I'll bounce you like a ball that's spherical, I'll kill em all.

You're gonna fall.

Mince you up like ground beef, chew you up with my back teeth, spit you out and rinse you out, you wanna know what it's all about?

It's all for the seeds n shit.

Pick it up and take a hit.

You can't handle it, you're freaking out. Passing the baton, you're down for the count.

Next.

[Bigred]

i put my rhymes through the lab with high gain \

i turn it into a chemical that takes over your brain

before you know it your on your knees

Bigred is the new god you please

my lyrics infect like a disease .

So AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i scream

as my followers drink my cream

im living the australian dream

walk around the streets with respect

But plagued by overwhelming debt

Love the way we battle

but don't get cute or you will

be slaughtered like cattle

UH god dam bring the next fool il take him to school

[waterboy 2.0]

Bitch...I come from the hills,
I like power plants that can heal ya ills.
I am 2.0 and I hail from the south,
use to be a day only chems entered my mouth.

With a litle bit this and a little bit of that,
even had them sad popo come for a chat
These days wisdom comes from the weed of the seed,
it'll only fuck you up if you approach it with greed.

So OG Red slaps down a pack,
I'm tellin you bitches I'm grabbin at that.
Step aside, run away, stand your ground its OK
The southern division will stand victor today.

Wipe your eyes, clear the tears,
realise suddenly all of your fears.
The two headed one takes no prisoners you'll say,
2.0's chucklin 'cause I'll be sowing some day.

Edited July 5, 2015 by waterboy 2.0

[Strontium Dawg]

You ain't high art,

It's a brain fart

Like an a butt clown

You got shut down

Like an asshat

You got laughed at

Your land rover

got bent over

You got more derp

Than big slurps

Of that mineral turps

You're a serial perp.

Don't make me come down there...

[Strontium Dawg]

Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle?

[spooge]

 

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[Bigred]

Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle?

well if it comes to that owning all you bitches is priize enough

[incognito]

Ohhhhh! Go glaukus! Go-go glaukus

Good to see u rap battling, making a raucus

Your so damn hot just like fine yo chilli sauce is

Please my love, Take the big red down, please do him slowly we've had enough, the guys a clown.

[dajindo]

We battle for the seeds, but I see no fights.

Seen more controversy in the Bill of civil rights.

Go hard or go home, you softer than foam

I'm more scared of a shroom-eating gnome

Respect for my gnomes, at least they can rhyme

I'm the master of rhymes and a master of thyme.

That's right bitch, I cook you with thyme.

Cook you with lime, sell your body for a dime.

You can't see me, unless you got a time machine

Since fourteen, been canning rappers with sardines

You sleeping with the fishes, sleep with submarines.

Chop Chop those fake rappers like chop-suey greens

English ain't my native, have no idea what that means

Whatever man, I'm out. Peace.

Edited July 5, 2015 by dajindo

[Strontium Dawg]

Boom

[incognito]

Now reds called us out,

There's no restitution, gather round folks,

Come watch his execution

This is turning me on, it's time to clean the pipes

Some moderator better hurry this quick to bitches and gripes

Big Red who? as far as battles go, I have a real feeling that the rangas all show.

[incognito]

*airhorn*

[Strontium Dawg]

Braap braap

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

Now you all know there is a gangster at large

Busting rhymes showing why, at rapping, he is in charge

Hillbilly is here to show the way

Rhymin, while chillin on his bean bag all the day

Smoking fat cigars and sippin on port

Killing the other rhymes like some kinda blood sport

im popping out rhymes like some kinda villain

for me its not an effort, im just sat here chillin.

Send me the seeds this contests over

im luckier than a bunch of four leaf clover

Im sure incog will have a come back,

But his rhymes, like his anus, are real damn slack

[incognito]

*nods head, scampers back to the beat lab*

It's not loose it's a medical condition! :.( bwaaaa

Edited July 5, 2015 by incognito

[Bigred]

As the rap battle heats up i stand my place

A rap battle rule if you get burnt stay cool

Its good to see creation and insperation

Remember its for fun who cares aboutgrips

Bitches and that location in my opinion its

about style and rythym it was not started to cause

Division .so on your feet sing to the beat and may the illist rymes make the decision

[Yeti101]

Been philosophisin’
Since the sun was risin’

Ascertainin’ reality?
Neural fatality!

Don’t think, but look
Put down that book

Just think watch and feel
Be present, be real

Watch your plants grow
Cause one day it’ll all go

But these moments are pure
And will forever endure

[El Presidente Hillbillios]

Incog reports my rhyme

He wants me doin time

But busting sweet raps it aint no crime

[nrivers]

I have been chillaxing and watching your riffs

and think all of you should have pleaded the 5th

incriminating yourselves by trying to rhyme

I don't know why Red has given you the time

all right then I will leave it at that

and have given my deets for that ethno seed pack

[etherealdrifter]

reporting and rhyming

that's his styling

free rapping

and scrapping

you mean

freaking and

fapping

[dajindo]

damn, it's getting hot in here!

[mystical oyster]

Red your not god, keep the disease

Only thing infecting me is gonna be your free seeds.

Too much shit talk in here

smells like feces

Now the mystics here rappers might as well leave.

Believe

Its a corroboree

Rap battle robbery

When I leave with the seeds

Rappers gon be snobbin me

Ain't none of you

Gon be stoppin me

The game is real

This ain't monopoly

[ColinO'Scopy]

The seeds will go where the seeds wanna be

Their force will guide the fingers on the key

and the west is good for all manner of greenery

your efforts wont change their destined scenery

and I know I'd love 'em with all my heart

my new greenhouse would be the perfect start

but rap demands anger and bravado you see

and that kinda shit just really aint me

so as a token effort to hang shit on each others

I suggest you guys go make love to your mothers

if thats not enough to get the seeds in my mailer

then I'll write another verse like a Gruntled Sailor