Bigred Posted July 4, 2015 ok its on the rap battle bust a rhyme winner will get a ethno seed pack B to the i, I to the g .G and the muther fucking R-E-D busting out rhymes round the corroboree so clear the throat and rub the eyes win the battle win a prize or whinge and go home or take it to ethno dome either way you rap battle alone 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 I flow like a dolphin being deeper than aquarium You float like a dead fish with a shallow cranium I feel pity man, so I don't battle such dudes Snack such cowards like dehydrated foods You must be high man, I'm too hard for you fools It would be harder battling some high school girls Chop you like a chopper feed you to my iguana Sell your cheap chains to my amigos in Tijuana My style is too cold while chilling in my Land Rover You're cold 6 feet below, found by your landowner. Come at me bro. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Those lines are so played it's hysterical, I'll add you up and subtract you like numericals. I'll bounce you like a ball that's spherical, I'll kill em all. You're gonna fall. Mince you up like ground beef, chew you up with my back teeth, spit you out and rinse you out, you wanna know what it's all about? It's all for the seeds n shit. Pick it up and take a hit. You can't handle it, you're freaking out. Passing the baton, you're down for the count. Next. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 i put my rhymes through the lab with high gain \ i turn it into a chemical that takes over your brain before you know it your on your knees Bigred is the new god you please my lyrics infect like a disease . So AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i scream as my followers drink my cream im living the australian dream walk around the streets with respect But plagued by overwhelming debt Love the way we battle but don't get cute or you will be slaughtered like cattle UH god dam bring the next fool il take him to school 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Bitch...I come from the hills,I like power plants that can heal ya ills.I am 2.0 and I hail from the south,use to be a day only chems entered my mouth.With a litle bit this and a little bit of that,even had them sad popo come for a chatThese days wisdom comes from the weed of the seed,it'll only fuck you up if you approach it with greed.So OG Red slaps down a pack,I'm tellin you bitches I'm grabbin at that.Step aside, run away, stand your ground its OKThe southern division will stand victor today.Wipe your eyes, clear the tears,realise suddenly all of your fears.The two headed one takes no prisoners you'll say,2.0's chucklin 'cause I'll be sowing some day. Edited July 5, 2015 by waterboy 2.0 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 You ain't high art, It's a brain fart Like an a butt clown You got shut down Like an asshat You got laughed at Your land rover got bent over You got more derp Than big slurps Of that mineral turps You're a serial perp. Don't make me come down there... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle? well if it comes to that owning all you bitches is priize enough 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Ohhhhh! Go glaukus! Go-go glaukus Good to see u rap battling, making a raucus Your so damn hot just like fine yo chilli sauce is Please my love, Take the big red down, please do him slowly we've had enough, the guys a clown. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) We battle for the seeds, but I see no fights. Seen more controversy in the Bill of civil rights. Go hard or go home, you softer than foam I'm more scared of a shroom-eating gnome Respect for my gnomes, at least they can rhyme I'm the master of rhymes and a master of thyme. That's right bitch, I cook you with thyme. Cook you with lime, sell your body for a dime. You can't see me, unless you got a time machine Since fourteen, been canning rappers with sardines You sleeping with the fishes, sleep with submarines. Chop Chop those fake rappers like chop-suey greens English ain't my native, have no idea what that means Whatever man, I'm out. Peace. Edited July 5, 2015 by dajindo 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Now reds called us out, There's no restitution, gather round folks, Come watch his execution This is turning me on, it's time to clean the pipes Some moderator better hurry this quick to bitches and gripes Big Red who? as far as battles go, I have a real feeling that the rangas all show. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 5, 2015 Now you all know there is a gangster at large Busting rhymes showing why, at rapping, he is in charge Hillbilly is here to show the way Rhymin, while chillin on his bean bag all the day Smoking fat cigars and sippin on port Killing the other rhymes like some kinda blood sport im popping out rhymes like some kinda villain for me its not an effort, im just sat here chillin. Send me the seeds this contests over im luckier than a bunch of four leaf clover Im sure incog will have a come back, But his rhymes, like his anus, are real damn slack 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) *nods head, scampers back to the beat lab* It's not loose it's a medical condition! :.( bwaaaa Edited July 5, 2015 by incognito 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 As the rap battle heats up i stand my place A rap battle rule if you get burnt stay cool Its good to see creation and insperation Remember its for fun who cares aboutgrips Bitches and that location in my opinion its about style and rythym it was not started to cause Division .so on your feet sing to the beat and may the illist rymes make the decision 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 5, 2015 Been philosophisin’Since the sun was risin’Ascertainin’ reality?Neural fatality!Don’t think, but lookPut down that bookJust think watch and feelBe present, be realWatch your plants growCause one day it’ll all goBut these moments are pureAnd will forever endure 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 5, 2015 Incog reports my rhyme He wants me doin time But busting sweet raps it aint no crime 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nrivers Posted July 5, 2015 I have been chillaxing and watching your riffs and think all of you should have pleaded the 5th incriminating yourselves by trying to rhyme I don't know why Red has given you the time all right then I will leave it at that and have given my deets for that ethno seed pack 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted July 5, 2015 reporting and rhyming that's his styling free rapping and scrapping you mean freaking and fapping 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 damn, it's getting hot in here! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mystical oyster Posted July 5, 2015 Red your not god, keep the disease Only thing infecting me is gonna be your free seeds. Too much shit talk in here smells like feces Now the mystics here rappers might as well leave. Believe Its a corroboree Rap battle robbery When I leave with the seeds Rappers gon be snobbin me Ain't none of you Gon be stoppin me The game is real This ain't monopoly 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColinO'Scopy Posted July 6, 2015 The seeds will go where the seeds wanna be Their force will guide the fingers on the key and the west is good for all manner of greenery your efforts wont change their destined scenery and I know I'd love 'em with all my heart my new greenhouse would be the perfect start but rap demands anger and bravado you see and that kinda shit just really aint me so as a token effort to hang shit on each others I suggest you guys go make love to your mothers if thats not enough to get the seeds in my mailer then I'll write another verse like a Gruntled Sailor 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites