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I've had enough of this place. I mean, I'm fascinated with psychedelics and have always found this place the best Australian site to talk about them and debate the politics associated with psychedelics, but honestly some of the senior members here are....... well I'm to much of a gentlemen to say what I really think, plus it would probably be breaking the rules to say.

Anyway.......... at this stage I think it's important to just clear up claims that one of the members here has made up about me, out of pure bitterness and jealousy. About how I rocked up to a shroom hunting trip planed on this site and went and jacked off in front of him, which is just a ridiculous claim made by a petty jealous jun..... (hold on, the incrimination rule).

I've always let it go when people make sly remarks about public masturbation when I post here, because what people think of me has never really bothered me and it would take quite an embarrassing story to clear up the truth of what actually happened. Not to mention it has always seemed a little disrespectful to the innocent bystander involved, to tell the story of how this BS rumour came about of me jacking off in public. Like seriously people, Im a pretty boy, a good looking dude, if I had the confidence to do some messed up crap like that, then why wouldn't I just be out there rooting every chick in sight? The claim makes no sense in the first place, but whatever!

So here's the story of what actually happened, just to clear things up once and for all.

About 5 years ago I rocked up to a shroom hunting camp planned on this forum. When I got there, there was this nice looking chick who the person who planned the trip was on to big time, though he probably had no chance due to the fact he was like 50 something years old and infested with golden staff. But, as usual being the blue eyed pretty boy I am, I was getting a good vibe from her, but the person who planned the trip caught on to this and got hard core dirty on me, which isn't in its self an uncommon occurrence for me since I have always coped that same kind of behaviour from bitter 'have nots' ever since highschool.

But this guy took it to the full. He handed out a free cactus cutting to everyone except me and was riding me big time every time I said anything . But anyway, so what right? I knew what his problem was and screw his free cactus cutting anyway!

So anyway, first thing the next day we all went hunting for shrooms to take photos of, since picking them would be illegal, obviously. But just to put things into perspective, I'd been sitting around for the last year and a half doing nothing but dwelling on how my ex girlfriend left me and had the thought that I might actually have the chance to hook something up with a little cutey, which is where it gets embarrassing, because the very thought probably got me overly excited, if that makes any sense. Wasn't a huge deal though, I mean I obviously had it tucked up in my belt. But then I walked away from the group to take a wizz, came back and hadn't tucked it away properly and it could be clearly seen though my pants, lol, how utterly and completely embarrassing right?

But then this jealous little prick see's it and says, "that's just surreal" and runs off and goes whispering shit to everyone else. Now personally I think it would have been enough to disgrace me and make me look like a complete fool by telling them I was walking around with a raging hard on, I mean right?

But no....... when I start posting here again people started making all these coy comments about masturbating in public, so what this arse hole has done is gone and told everyone I was actually jacking off, WTF?

So yeah, fair enough! Call me a fool who can't control his shit like a 13 year old school kid, but the claim that I went and committed some perverted indecent criminal act is complete BS and absolute slander, made by a jealous bitter & petty man, he knows it full well too.

Though, I don't know if his still around since the golden staff seemed to be eating him alive even all those years ago. But the rumour has stuck since people still make coy comments about jacking off every time I post.

So think whatever you people want about me, delete the thread, or fill it up with a bunch of feeble minded personal insults, do whatever you want. But I've gotten the true story out there and that's all that really matters to me.

I'm actually in reality a very polite dude and always act very appropriate in public (lol), but you people have been nothing but common bullies. I've probably met at least 20 members here and truth be told I'm probably more normal than most of ya, not that I have an issue with odd balls, I've actually always enjoyed this place because of the breeding place it seems to be for the seriously mentally ill, lol. No weird fetishes either, I do my jacking off to blonde chicks on my laptop in my room with closed curtains.

So you can all go and basically get fucked, the fact that I've kept posting here and am writing this should come as clear evidence for how much I care about what people think of me. I just don't want to walk away for good and just let that jealous petty little man get away with the crap he was spitting without giving my side. So yeah, I'm done!!!!!

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Never heard any story of any sort about you..

This thread seemed to me completely unnecessary but oh well.

Have fun!

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Ahhh so You were the Mushy hunting wanker !!! :worship: LoL Jokes man.... Good read but.

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really sorry to hear about your bad experience. thats pretty rough.

its awful how people misinterpret stuff, or basically just make shit up.

thanks for sharing, i have never heard any such stories, but that type of stuff goes in one ear and out the other. i know what people can be like with stories.

hope in time you come back to the forum and this shit gets forgotten.

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Dumb cunt.

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'Bona' fide thread.

Seriously though mate, you care waaay too much about what other people think.

Move on.

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So here's the story of what actually happened, just to clear things up once and for all.

Good thing you cleared that up - I'm sure no one thinks you're a wanker now.

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Never heard anything about that and next time someone brings it up, let the mod team know. Ironically, this thread makes this topic even more known to almost every member of the forum now and if I would have to give you some advice, it would be to not care so much about what others think. I mean, I always had the problem that I got overly pissed about something someone at a message board or a forum wrote about me. I would get reddit rants all the time and almost had a heart attack at some point, because I actually cared too much about what people think about me. But yeah, then I got to the point when I realized that those are all people that dont even know me and know nothing about what I really think. Those people that you sometimes run into in a forum or a group do so little for your life; and yet, we tend to care so much.

I mean, in my case, I asked myself "shouldnt I care so much more about what the people in my life think about me and not what those yankeedoodledoouchebags think?". I mean, fuck em and if they really dont want to take the time to listen to what you have to say, then they arent worth the time to think about how they might see you. Yeah, and I was in that very same spot and that was the point when I thought "who gives a fuck?" I mean, I wouldnt be ashamed if I would be walking around poking my girlfriend with my lovelance in public (purely hypothetical because it´s probably illegal so dont take that literally).

But yeah, I understand that slander is a different thing and we dont allow slander and if you feel like someone posted something that may be slander, just report the exact post and we will delete it. But if I can give you some advice, it would be that life is a lot easier when you don´t care so much about others. Life is short and in 100 years, no one will remember all of this. So why not live life without caring about what people on a message board might think or say about you. Some of the greatest pieces of art wouldnt have been made if the artist listened to what others thought about their work at some early point in their career. Or take some of the greatest inventions. Same there. Every great man has probably been told a couple of time that he or what he does is utter bullshit. But yeah, those people can only gain power if they see you actually care. So yeah, shaking it off and Ignoring them is the best answer you can give them. Don´t feed the trolls. Don´t engage, don´t even acknowledge their existence. You know, there are so many people and some of them aren´t smart enough to see the whole picture. About who you are or what you really do. It´s like, some people are natural born dicks. Don´t make this about you. It´s probably human and some people are just full of shit. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Because we are nothing but very smart apes with a very limited lifespan.The best thing you can do is letting them silently slide into oblivion without giving a single fuck what they might say or do.

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fuck this is funny

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Lisa: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Pet Shop Clerk: OK. [reaches into a box of hamsters under the counter and randomly selects one] Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa: How can a hamster write mysteries?

Pet Shop Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

Lisa: Aw, c'mon.

Pet Shop Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

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haha sure this isnt chiral? anyway hilarious dude and totally not self absorbed :worship:

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And/or psylo

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Heres to happier times ahead Subaeruginosin. :)

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I mean I obviously had it tucked up in my belt. But then I walked away from the group to take a wizz, came back and hadn't tucked it away properly and it could be clearly seen though my pants,

I think you're full of shit, as its damn near impossible to take a wizz while sporting a boner.....

I do my jacking off to blonde chicks on my laptop in my room with closed curtains.

here, jack off to this blonde chick you wanker.....

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Observations from a fairly newbie around here:

This all happened 5 years ago according to your post, maybe you should have forgotten it by now and moved on.

Don't refer to yourself as a pretty boy multiple times or people will see you as a self obsessed dick.

If you hadn't posted this thread, probably nobody would have remembered/known/cared.

Hanging shit on each other is the way guys interact/bond/have fun.

Don't ever become a boilermaker because your workmates will crucify you when they find out you are this easy to ruffle.

Eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up.

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interesting thread man

not too sure whats going on

maybe any "public masturbation" accusations are merely a critique on the quality and content of your threads......

.......just saying

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I've been loitering around these parts for 5 years and it's the first I've heared of it.best move on and Zelly your right it's quite the challenge trying to take a leak with said boner. I find the one hand on supportive structure on as extreme an angle as possible technique the go but even that really only works if you have a 50%er going on.

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I know sometimes when I get a bit angry, frustrated whatever.. it's usually more than the issue I choose to direct my energy toward.

Not saying that's the case here... I just think it helps to make sure.

like that whole 'straw that broke the camels back' saying. im not great with sayings but the way I see it.... it's not the straw that was the issue... unless the load itself is addressed its always going to be a problem...

but maybe it was just a really fuckin heavy straw? who knows :)

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:blink: hahaha

Well I Lol'd many many times while reading this thread

thanks for the entertaining read everyone its good to be back haha :P

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FFS

EDIT - take your meds son....

EDIT - ....and keep your hands off it :wink:

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Well, first I've heard of this.

That guy sounds like a total knob. Just tell him to beat it or you'll give him a flogging. That jerk has it coming.

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this is seriously the most glorious exit i've seen on here,

you're good value

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