Yeti101 Posted July 24, 2015 I'm noticing an increase in members with goat-themed names. Or I thought I was; I can't seem to find that many in the member directory. It's a god dammed conspiracy! Hillbilly, are you starting some sort of cult? Or are you the scout in some sort of caprine invasion? (Forget about our reptile overlords, here come the goat-people!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted July 24, 2015 It's the goat apocalypse. Hillbilly is the breeding the fucking things. He's developed an entirely new genus through some dubious backyard GMO tech. They grow on a tree and drop off when they are ripe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted July 24, 2015 and some obligatory goat music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted July 24, 2015 lots of new members have names which seem to copycat existing members. been noticing it for ages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 24, 2015 Perhaps just a sign of His Goaty charisma. But since no one's copied my name, it's either that I'm not as cool, or it's the influence of goat-themed demons . I think we all know which is more likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 24, 2015 i have tried to start cults in the past. but subjects allways lack the dedication and theyre all a bit put off by the freaky sex rituals i demand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 24, 2015 only loyal sex slave cult member i have is incognito really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted July 24, 2015 only loyal sex slave cult member i have is incognito really Thats fucked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MountainGoat Posted July 24, 2015 It may well be Goat-ageddon, though i'd never thought of that till now. So, if HillBilly and I take down the world now, i guess you'll be a conspirator for planting the seed... My name was adopted from a synchronous meeting with one in the french alps years ago whilst creating my skype account to phone home and say I was out of cash but had plenty of cheese and wine so don't worry... Maybe that was HillBilly recruiting, I don't know... Anyway, cool as fuck the humble goat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 24, 2015 only loyal sex slave cult member i have is incognito really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 24, 2015 My name was adopted from a synchronous meeting with one in the french alps years ago whilst creating my skype account to phone home and say I was out of cash but had plenty of cheese and wine so don't worry... Maybe that was HillBilly recruiting, I don't know... He is everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fenris Posted July 25, 2015 I'm attributing the rise in goatness to the the increasing use of the "Goat Simulator" http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/ I like to get my goat on occasionally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flora Posted July 25, 2015 I like to get my goatse on occasionally And I was thinking the goat simulator would be like a virtual inflatable goat. Come to think of it there was a man who married a goat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted July 25, 2015 haha flora burned you fenris note oncSSSSSSe but twicSSSSSSSSSSe that's what you get for contributing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted July 25, 2015 Twelve years dungeon, everybody. Seven years. You will now receive four to three units of juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted July 26, 2015 One million years, Dungeon! Mmm, put you in my oven... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 26, 2015 You unload your punkest boys on me? You try to change my ways? You're poison! You're poison! You need reconditioning! Reconditiooooooooon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted July 26, 2015 nnngguuuuuuh, what?! who's this rigamarole? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted July 26, 2015 Hillbilly kinda reminds me of venom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted July 26, 2015 i have tried to start cults in the past. but subjects allways lack the dedication and theyre all a bit put off by the freaky sex rituals i demand. Bit of a backtrack, but I have to add: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flora Posted July 26, 2015 Sheeps... You need to recruit sheep as cult members then more goats can go for the leadership positions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites