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Intimacy-starved Australians are set to become better lovers under Prime Minister Tony Abbott's taxpayer-funded relationship counselling scheme.

Relationships Australia confirmed it will lead a group session on "sex and desire" under the scheme to teach couples how to effectively communicate their needs in the bedroom, the Daily Telegraphreports.

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/07/15/00/abbott-offers-taxpayer-funded-sex-lessons-for-intimacy-starved-aussies#sqxpLqdD0ji2OZTc.99

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Every decision made by Tony Abbott and his pack of assholes makes me want to go on a long trip overseas.

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Looking at the animation under bot's post it seems like Tony is the "head" teacher and he swallows !

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this is the guy who set it up

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The justification is that it costs taxpayers more for broken relationships than it otherwise would if things were all peachy like some kinda retrograde 1930s feel good family show,which in terms of the economics is certainly true although it kinda waxes over human nature haha ( well i thought it funny )

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ugh dc'd double post :P

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This is one of those times where words are insufficient to describe just how much I dislike this scheme. Intimacy counselling is an absolutely genuine and fantastic thing; that is completely beside the point. I think there must be more people than I realised who actually think it's a good thing that Abbott (fuck you, hoss) is straight out of 1954.

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well the thing is he is straight outta 54 lol all these guys are throw backs to bygone eras, bit of a generalisation i know but not that much off target. Still not exactly sure if they did indeed win on preference votes, wouldnt be surprising though.

Something of interest ( to me anyway ) is the way the news polls work in terms of collating data, from what ive read / heard apparently they tend to target oldies as most of the canvas calls are on weekends, when most people would otherwise not be home to answer and or just not answer in general :P . one thing that is kinda glossed over in elections is the voting power of retirees and or their large misrepresentation in news polls

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I've seen a couple of his family photos... I think he's just showing off

"We are finding a lot more women demanding sex and men being put under pressure," Relationship's Australia Grant Pearson told the newspaper." - This is information you might want to keep out of the hands of americans, we're filled to the rim with horny fuckers

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sex counseling, probably conducted by priests & nuns or something

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I think paradox nailed it. "Faith-based" councilors only. Only for married hetero couples. They can give you advice on anal sex and abortion while they're at it.

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I pretty sure he has been giving sex lessons since he took office... he fkd the pensioners he fkd the students actually he fkd just about all the middle and lower class.

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tony abbotts sex lessons: How to royally fuck the country right up the arsehole using only deception, corruption & bent ideologies as lube.

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