DiscoStu Posted August 21, 2014 par·a·site ˈparəˌsīt/ noun an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alice Posted August 21, 2014 Yeah, I thought that too sometimes when my wife was pregnant and throwing up. And moody. And too tired for lovin'. And obsessed with eating sherbert. But all that aside, kids are pretty awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted August 21, 2014 He he. Cheeky little buggers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted August 21, 2014 Does this answer the chicken and egg paradox then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted September 27, 2014 kind of... parasites though, even weak ones kill the host at the end babies rarely kill their mom in the end. having children is a bit like having a dog... it just makes you feel better about yourself, and its more natural than having a dog. the real parasitism begins after the birth, and in some occasions it might last for over 30-35 years, some times more.. But children are justified to use their parents... Parents not... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted September 27, 2014 i'd assume the definition would discount organisms that share the 'host's' DNA. a bit like saying your dick is a parasite cause it sucks blood from other parts of your body when you have a hard on.. but still, it's another nice way to think about what pieces of shit men are.. nothing but infectious creeps that go around injecting parasitic organisms into women.. Bastards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted September 28, 2014 were you drunk when you wrote that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamwalker. Posted September 28, 2014 -so bot there is this thing called a morning after pill.....probably too late now tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted September 28, 2014 No maybe you just took it the wrong way.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted September 28, 2014 I was running on my fourth night straight of no sleep & extreme gastroenteritic dehydration though maybe that's it ;).. I wasn't having a dig or anything.. just adding another perspective.. I've thought about this myself before.. its not the same.. but similar to saying that you are a 'host' to your organs.. a foetus is just something that a wimans body does when male DNA is added.. its only our limited conceptions regarding the seperateness of phenomena that determines the foetus to be a delegate organism the the mother.. sure it also contains the DNA of another person but our organs also contain the DNA of countless seperate microorganisms as essential parts of their function.. but we don't say we are hosts to our organs.. maybe you didn't mean for the discussion to be so literal.. maybe I am just in the throws of gastro psychosis & have no idea what's going on.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted September 28, 2014 Ok fine.. I am in a state of psychosis & am writing on my phone with auto correct delegate should have read seperate.. various other mistakes.. whatever.. gonna try to sleep now.. sorry for the blather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunter Posted September 28, 2014 Babies are socialist commie pinkos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted October 3, 2014 paradox I love yo posts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted October 16, 2014 I love babies. They taste like eggs that taste like chicken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites